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peterkavnsky-deactivated2020051

you know what? accents are actually lovely. like you can learn all the languages in the world and you still have a part of your own with you. that’s cute

thememedaddy

delilahkatherine

i've never actually watched a full episode of house md, but based on what i have seen in clips, i fully believe this happened

expiredcheese

creaturey

ok this tag really got me

bee-leaving

...girl

sapphosdickandballs

immortalizing these tags

internetkatze

When me and my brother were toddlers and we spilled anything liquid, my mom would singsong, "[Name] Valdez! [Name] Valdez!"

Eventually, as we grew up, this morphed into just saying "Valdez!" whenever we spilled something. As far as I was concerned "Valdez" was just a word for "oops!" specifically in this context.

It wasn't until I was probably a teenager that I discovered she was referencing the Exxon Valdez oil spill of 1989.

caats

toastbutteregg

teaboot

that shits is potions

ohmovie

Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl... but I screwed up. I, um, I fell for her.

Katarina "Kat" Stratford & Patrick Verona 10 Things I Hate About You│1999

daily-spooky

winduppup

parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)

catgirldragon

Reblog this post to parallel play with prev

daily-spooky

dandyshorts

what-would-sappho-do-deactivate

reblog if your gender is "It's not that simple"

hollowboobtheory

the end of men in black is so funny. your boss trains you for two days on interplanetary relations then says "ok I think you can take it from here. I'm wiping my own memory so don't bother calling me if you have any questions"