I better get back to the black hole sun.

I'm Cody. Uhm. Ask me stuff

[bogleech]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

What in God’s name is this

[dozy-draconequus-deactivated202]

Uhhh so I can tell y'all for sure he WASN’T eating that eggplant….

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

this keeps getting worse

[nonapkinsilickmyfingers777]

[latenights]

The goal is to laugh forever with someone you take seriously.

[mewyorkcity-deactivated20141230]

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

[dio-archive]

[ginocchie]

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

[miss-perkey]

[mahboubh-deactivated20211001]

[filmgifs]

LA PLANÈTE SAUVAGE (FANTASTIC PLANET)  (1973) dir. René Laloux 

[im-god-now-fight-me-deactivated]

I would like to add some of my favorites. 

[averruncusho]

Candace is a state of mind

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

Growing up I always thought Candace was an overdramatic version of what being a teenager was like but no. It was dead on and still applies today

[boynsfw-blog]

what a time to be alive

[hannibal-and-dory]

I’m so confused and laughing so hard like

What?!??!!!

[hannibal-and-dory]

I’m actually laughing so fucking hard right now.

Read the article and it would seem the upset is because (minor spoilers) Bruce Wayne adopts Dick Grayson and then Dick finds out that the Batcave is beneath Wayne Manor and comments “Wow! Batman lives in Bruce Wayne’s basement!” (Or something to that affect) and then later when Batman asks Dick to come with him in the batmobile Dick is worried about leaving without “asking his Dad, Bruce Wayne” so Batman tells him that Bruce Wayne and Batman have joint custody of him so it’s ok. And Dick Grayson, an orphan who until recently didn’t have one dad, is overjoyed to find out that he now has two!

People are offended because Batman is in a gay relationship with himself I’m dying

[chemical-dalek]

LeGoBaTman

[officialjiggly]

Look at link. He looks so happy. This is the happiest he has ever been. He deserves this.

[jessieteamrocket]

not for long

[lady--katie]

[poems-and-word]

“There’s some people in this world who you can just love and love and love no matter what.”

— John Green, An Abundance of Katherines (via books-n-quotes)

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

why would someone think this is a good idea

[skelefolk]

because it is

[bonsrin]

this car is about to blow up and then act like it dont know nobody

[animusrox]

[cryptid-sighting]

I think this is the only time in the show’s history that Hannibal was truly thrown by something a guest said.

[mothmansummer]

Hannibal spent years putting up with the weirdest stupidest shit and was defeated by a man who didnt kno there were 2 koreas

[vengeancemoths]

sensory overload, or, as i like to call it,

[hotvampireadjacent]

thank you people who are nice to

me and not mean

i like that

[fuck-kirk]

My brother to his boyfriend: where are you going?

Boyfriend: well, I’M going SHOPPING. I’m gonna go buy MYSELF something for my birthday since YOU didn’t.

Brother: I told you, I got you a gift but it won’t be ready till Friday

Boyfriend : mhm, okay, sure

Me, knowing full well my brother got him an engagement ring and it’s getting sized and will be ready on Friday:

[fuck-kirk]

To answer all your burning questions……he said yes!!

[call-me-hopelesss-deactivated20]

HE SAID YES!!!!!

[sunflowerwemadeit]

HE SAID YES!!!

[sun-flowers-sam-deactivated2019]

HE SAID YES

[thelanguageoflovers]

HE SAID YES!!!!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Spotify premium tries to convince you to buy premium by saying how annoying ads are while bombarding you with annoying ads about how annoying ads are

[just-shower-thoughts]

Adults who are easily annoyed by the questions of children are likely defending their own egos because difficult questions like “why…?” and “how…?” reveal the limits of their own knowledge.