No More Than Halfway Real

Sam. 29... 1 Peter 5:6-7. I laugh too much. Care too much. And act like I don't care, too much. Theatre wannabe. Always waiting for the weekend~

[hachisenshi]

Wohoo!!! Usa 4-1!!!

USA scored the most goals in World Cup since 1930s 😭

Florin I’m impressed!!! The USA team improved!!!

He reminded me of Rin from Blue Lock (anime)

Thanks USA team for winning on your home soil 😭

I’m glad Paraguay 🇵🇾 made at least 1 goal! 😭

Looking forward to Brazil 🇧🇷 vs. Morocco!!!🇲🇦

[tcifob]

we up in here

USA v Paraguay • FIFA World Cup 2026

SoFi Stadium • Inglewood, USA - June 12, 2026

Tobin Heath IG stories

[dailysnoopy]

[howcouldibethesame]

I got used to thinking "that never happens to me" and I still believed it even when things started happening to me. As in, even when guys I was interested in, were interested in me too. When it got too real, I'd panic and shut it down before anything can happen.

Here's what happened:

-he held onto my hand too long when we shook hands

-he came over to stand next to me and started talking to me

-he looked at me in a certain way and usually from the side as he was standing next to me (side-eye?)

-he stood close to me to brush against my arm and I kept hitting him with my shoulder

-he offered to get me water

-he asked if I wanted to dance and when I said I didn't know how to dance, he asked again. He asked in a way that made me feel he was romantically interested

-he didn't say anything cringey or make bad jokes

-he asked if I wanted to sing with him in an attempt to get me to stay longer/spend more time with him

-he offered to walk me back to my car

-he reached out to carry my bag for me

-he told me he would love to take me out sometime

-when i didn't say yes, he did not take it out on me or react with anger or mockery

I really wish I could say yes. I wish I danced with him. I don't even know his last name or how old he is. He did everything right and I hope he knows that. To put it this way, I was feeling it. I'm sure his attractiveness was due primarily to his confidence. I did like his looks because if I didn't, I would have cringed. lol. I thought I'd have to sum up the courage to go after a guy but the fact that he did everything himself and I didn't have to makes me realize it's so much better.

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

I can’t get over how cute this Bulbasaur is from Pokemon Evolutions. 

It looks like a kitty!

[just-another-dumb-girl]

[doggosource]

[rainwashedsoul]

(via (8) Pinterest)

[howcouldibethesame]

Zara TRF Straight Leg Jeans with High Waist

Reposhing this item I purchased from @melanieanne35. Loved it, but ready to rotate for something new. In like new condition. Tried it on but didn't fit me. Questions? Leave a comment below!

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Zara TRF Straight Leg Jeans with High Waist.

[howcouldibethesame]

Madewell V-Neck Slim Cardigan Sweater in True Black

Reposhing this item I purchased from @rjdunn13. Loved it, but unfortunately didn't fit me. Questions? Leave a comment below!

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Madewell V-Neck Slim Cardigan Sweater in True Black.

[babyanimalgifs]

Bear likes to swing

(Source)

[howcouldibethesame]

bear

[transxfiles]

lost phineas and ferb episode where perry is called to investigate what dr doofenshmirtz is up to because carl the intern got ahold of some intel that doof has been seen speaking to lawyers and looking up the endangered species act at internet cafes and as major monogram says, "something fishy is going on"

meanwhile phineas and ferb's subplot of "i know what we're gonna do today!" is that isabella needs her environmentalist fireside girls badge so they start researching which species are in urgent need of help in the tri-state area so that they can use new cloning and gene therapy technologies to bring at-risk animals back from extinction

(yes there is a c-plot where buford and baljeet argue the ethics of this idea, i don't have time to explain it all for you rn)

we cut back to🎵doofenshmirtz evil incorporated🎵where we see perry carefully maneuvering around doofenshmirtz's lab scared he might fall into a trap but he hasn't set off a single booby trap and it's clear something is off

he runs into doofenshmirtz and goes to kick him in the gut action movie style but doof steps back one overly confident and says, "nuh uh uh, you see perry the platypus, you are TRAPPED! by the danville section of the endangered species act of 1973!"

doof goes on to explain his tragic backstory: "you see, perry the platypus, when i was a child my parents did not show up for my own birth! but you know that already, yadda yadda yadda they did not love me and then they loved roger more, ANYways i was raised by ocelots! i had a lovely foster mother who took me in and made me one of the pride, and so you see, perry the platypus, i am still legally considered an ocelot. did you know that there are only 50 recorded ocelots still alive in the continental united states? very sad for me as a member of a near-extinct species. it would be immoral for you to hurt someone critically endangered... in fact, you have made many attempts on my life this summer"

[montage of doof's security camera footage of their battles]

"which is why i have decided to bring you... TO COURT!" we cut back to phineas and ferb's back yard where they've decided to start cloning ocelots in their kiddie pool

candace storms outside enraged and says, "phineas and ferb are you cloning ocelots in my duckie momo kiddie pool!?"

ferb's one line of the episode is "well, i guess it's more of a kitty pool, now"

candace storms away saying, "i'm going to tell mom!" and isabella turns to phineas and says, "oh, does your mom have experience in wildlife conservation?"

we cut back to the doof and perry plotline where the two are now in the danville hall of justice and we learn that doof has spent his monthly alimony check on a defense lawyer and perry turns and sees the lawyer and then vanessa helping her organize her briefcase and perry chitters at her and vanessa shrugs and says, "i'm thinking about going into legal defense. sorry perry."

the rest of the doof and perry b-plot is spent in court and perry is about to ask for a public defense lawyer when carl runs into the room and explains that he's owca's official legal defense and perry looks at him like, "uhhh is that even allowed?"

it doesn't matter because apparently the judge is out sick today but because it's danville roger's the judge now because he's the mayor and everyone loves him.

the court case continues.

meanwhile phineas and ferb have successfully cloned multiple ocelots from the original ocelot dna they had on hand and isabella asks phineas if these clones will experience health problems like premature aging, phineas casually explains that ferb figured out the problem while they were experimenting with stem cell harvesting.

back in the courtroom, doof's ocelot foster mother has been brought to the stand along with an ocelot to english translator. doof gets emotional seeing her after so long. she says that he was one of her favorite child and he was as strong a hunter as anyone else in the family. it's incredibly sweet. the jury's in tears.

meanwhile, isabella has established connections with a group in texas who are going to release the ocelots back into their natural habitat and, using the cloned ocelots to prevent inbreeding, help establish an ocelot breeding program. the group explains that they are going to send a helicopter to retrieve the cloned ocelots from danville and bring them to texas soon.

isabella gets her fireside girls badge.

candace manages to get mom to see the backyard only after the ocelots have been helicoptered off to coastal texas, their primary habitat.

mom makes it into the backyard as phineas stares wistfully over the fence and says, "if you love something, you have to let it go." candace goes, "look mom look look look!" and points at the ducky momo kiddie pool, devoid of cloned ocelots, where baljeet and buford are now chilling out, having settled their philosophical debate about the ethics of animal cloning.

back in the courtroom drama, doof looks like he's about to win when an attendant walks into the courtroom and whispers something in roger's ear.

roger looks up, grinning, and says, "good news, everyone! my attendant here has just enlightened me that ocelots are no longer considered critically endangered!"

this settles the case, with perry being decreed not guilty and the entire affair being called off. the courtroom cheers, roger walks over to doof and personally congratulates him on his species' return from the brink of extinction.

doof shouts, "curse you endangered species classification system!" at the ceiling of the danville hall of justice.

perry arrives back home just in time for mom to say, "who wants pie?"

the end.

[important-animal-images]

[dontcallmebymyusername]

Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Well, I'm sure it was surprising.

[remanence-of-love]

[phuckindope]

♡.

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Medieval Dance by Andrey Vinogradov

[a-singing-dragonfly-deactivated]

BRUH

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

For those curious, the instrument is called a hurdy gurdy and did in fact exist in medieval Europe.

[sourcreammachine]

yooo that’s the smoothest gurdy i’ve ever heard

[nprbooks]

Lydia Edwards’ How to Read a Dress covers nearly five centuries and makes quick work of some complex sartorial times. Critic Genevieve Valentine says, after you read it, “Period-piece TV will never look the same.”

‘How To Read A Dress’ Connects Centuries Of Women Through Fashion

[npr]

Such a cool history! — Meg