Nothing of Importance

ghoul; 28 it/he/they

[imarson404]

apologies Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game

[destruction1999x]

[sexmortem]

Temptation

[alethianightsong]

Ok, so in the original Bram Stoker novel, sunlight is not lethal to Dracula. He just loses most of his powers. I'm bringing this up cuz I want a horror comedy where the hero, sensing dawn, tears off the curtains as a last-ditch effort only to have the vampire go "Aw shit, there goes most of my fancy powers. Guess I'll have to beat your ass the old-fashioned way" then proceeds to just deck the hero cuz a vampire at half-strength is still a fucking vampire.

[aetherograph]

Last ten minutes of the movie is the vampire just beating the shit out of everyone to I'm Walkin On Sunshine. I would watch this.

[trellanyx]

Alternatively -

Hero: Ha! You have no powers!

Vampire:

[ttechniic]

i do not "queue". i do not use "peak posting times". i do not "stagger" my art. i post it and then bury it myself. and if it doesnt get notes? i rb it again

[gaytanic-panic]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[moonblobs]

Phantom of the Paradise - Good Ending

[segamascott]

[onefive2]

[awsugar]

my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game

[cuddlycryptid]

my favorite part honestly is the 30 seconds before it happened. like

-audience member asks him about gun violence.

-he responds w something transphobic.

-audience member asks him a follow up question.

-he he responds w something racist.

-he is immediately shot in the neck

[daemonsrhaenyras]

My heart does go out to the families of the kids in critical condition from Evergreen High School who will be forgotten in all of this chaos.

There was a shooting at a Colorado high school at around the same time as Charlie Kirk was shot.

[disgustinggf]

[angelsaxis]

[phagein]

does anyone want to play drugs and alcohol with me

[soloh]

"A man has died, even if you didn't like him, have some empathy"

Mmm... how 'bout no