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countdown to the scientist! [ crack!colress ]

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i DIDN’t know that myson is into tentacle porn

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which son////

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you

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i am NOT into tentacle porn

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i DIDN’t know that myson is into tentacle porn

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which son////

[boukenuniverse]

Alright! Just don’t do anything perverted or Ingo will burn you alive.  -walks into the room and sits down-

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i'll be sure to keep that in mind, emmet. 

here, lemme stash this away somewhere safe for you.

[removes his hat and bolts out, then drags a hugeass machine on a thing with wheels in and begins to tape the wires and shit to emmet's temples, forehead, and one on his chest]

just sit still for a bit while this records brainwaves and heart rate, alright?

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either that OR you can come throw sodium in this lake with me

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text your friends right now and tell them that pumice is the only rock that can float in water

[boukenuniverse]

I understand one thing. That I am Emmet. And you are Colress. I’m happy for you though. 

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indeed we are. emmet your mind must be an absolutely fascinating labyrinth. i must unlock it. go sit in that room for me and let me hook these wires up to you

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RISE

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Are you o.k

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yes i'm fine

my resurrection worked this is a huge contribution to science emmet yoU DON'T UNDERSTAND I'M GOING TO FINALLY GET MY NOBEL PRI  Z E

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RISE

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what if rotom possessed a sex toy

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now that i think about it

it's probably the only action i'd ever get

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what if rotom possessed a sex toy

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welcome to my womb

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Genetic drift or allelic drift is the change in the frequency of a gene variant (allele) in a population due to random sampling.[1] The alleles in the offspring are a sample of those in the parents, and chance has a role in determining whether a given individual survives and reproduces. A population's allele frequency is the fraction of the copies of one gene that share a particular form.[2] Genetic drift may cause gene variants to disappear completely and thereby reduce genetic variation.

When there are few copies of an allele, the effect of genetic drift is larger, and when there are many copies the effect is smaller. Vigorous debates occurred over the relative importance of natural selection versus neutral processes, including genetic drift. Ronald Fisher held the view that genetic drift plays at the most a minor role in evolution, and this remained the dominant view for several decades. In 1968, Motoo Kimura rekindled the debate with hisneutral theory of molecular evolution, which claims that most instances where a genetic change spreads across a population (although not necessarily changes in phenotypes) are caused by genetic drift.[3]

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is anyone home

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hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear

[the-geodudes-are-rising]

It’s fine! That kinda thing happens a lot.

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……………A-avoiding me?!?!

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It's nothing to be particularly upset over, I suppose. In fact, I sympathize-- but I have my research, so I'm occupied. 

You may need to...ah, what do they say? Step up your game.

[the-geodudes-are-rising]

Hey there, Colress!! 

It’s all right, I can’t even look for things anyway! But what’s happening in the world right now? If girls have disappeared off the face of the planet, I need to know about it!

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A pleasure to see you, Brock.

Oh, yes, my apologies. I hadn't quite...regarded your...[he makes a hand gesture towards the other's face and clears his throat] Anyways! Girls are just as abundant as they ever have been, Brock. 

But have you ever thought...

...that they might be avoiding you?

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the-geodudes-are-rising replied to your post: no one has ever explained to me exactly why or how...

wHAT IS THE IMPORTANCE OF GEODUDE