[obligatory mean girls reference]

Independent Hyperdimension Neptunia roleplay blog for Uni. Also note that this is a sideblog of gamindustrisfinestidiots, so following and sending messages will be done from that blog. Mun's timezone is CT[Central Time Zone].

[howissheblacksisterwhenshes-blog]

“Should I... ask why Ram is locked in the basement...?”

“...You know what, I think I’ll just go back to bed...”

[bottomlessperdition-archive-blog]

Non-romantic fluff starters

“Here, I saved some for you. Try it?”

“I just really need a hug right now…”

“You. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.”

“Join me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.”

“It’s cake, how difficult can it be?”

“Sure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.”

“I had a nightmare… can you stay up with me?”

“We’re going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.”

“This would look so cute on you!”

“Okay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, I’m not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.”

“I said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*…”

“You’ve been working too hard and I’m calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.”

“I’ve got a gallon of ice cream and if you don’t get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.”

“Fight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.”

“My hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, it’s going up your back.”

“Oh my god, just pet my hair already.”

“After that movie you’re staying for a sleepover. I know you don’t want to go home and sleep alone anyway.”

“Is there a reason you’re gnawing on me?”

“C'mon, I need a Player 2.”

“I bet you can’t make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.”

“If you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.”

“What was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.”

“When we get that house you’re handling the spiders.”

“Going to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.”

“It’s not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.”

“It’s an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?”

“Please tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while they’re still in the dryer*.”

“Can we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.”

“I’m singing along to this song and you can’t stop me, so either deal with it or join me.”

“C'mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.”

“I hate this game so much. Here’s a link, you should totally play it.”

“I take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.”

“HELP I HAVE A SPLINTER”

“Okay, but consider that if you don’t watch this show with me, I’ll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.”

“If anyone turns that fan off again I swear someone’s going to bleed.”

“Help me, the computer’s making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.”

“THIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!”

“I have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.”

“If I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.”

“I need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and you’re it.”

“Yeah, but you’re *my* nerd.”

“The remote is two feet thataway and I don’t feel like moving. We’re stuck with this.”

“You are aware this was the worst idea ever and you’re lucky you’re my best friend, or else I’d leave you alone to deal with this.”

“I’d say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.”

“There is a perfectly good reason I’m eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, I’m certain of it. Probably.”

“Okay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.”

“Please keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.”

“That sounds like a bad idea. I’m in.”

“If you don’t come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.”

“We made a pact based on SpongeBob jokes, you can’t back out now.”

[howissheblacksisterwhenshes-blog]

why did uni stop being HDD?

ehhh… well, justblackheartthings is no longer using their blog, and that was the only other HDDimension blog out there[they’re the one that came up with the idea in the first place].

well, plus the person who ran justblackheartthings doesn’t like me anymore for personal reasons, so.

wasn’t a lot of point left in keeping this blog just HDD uni, and i felt uncomfortable continuing to use their AU ideas.

i wanted to keep the blog, though, and i love uni, so i figured it’d be alright making it a regular uni blog, even if others might find it more boring.

[howissheblacksisterwhenshes-blog]

edited the blog a lot. it’s no longer an rp blog for just uni in hdd.

it’s just your average uni blog, now.

[planeptuneswindwalker-archived]

"Oops!" [howissheblacksisterwhensheswhite]

“…Okay. What are you doing in here this time, Uni? I feel like I have to hide where I put the spare keys now…”

[howissheblacksisterwhenshes-blog]

“...Well, I was going to ask if you wanted help washing your back. Guessing I’m too late?”

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

Send “Oops” for your muse to catch mine in just a towel.

[heroes-of-justice]

Send me a ≡ for my muse's reaction to yours suddenly hugging them very tightly.

[howissheblacksisterwhenshes-blog]

✈️

✈️ : seeing your muse in somewhere they didn’t expect to see

“…So…”

“Why the hell are you on my basilicom’s roof?”

[justblackheartthings-blog]

“Indeed…. if it wasn’t our, I’d say it’s good enough that we should take it by force! Good thing the greatest nation in Gamindustri is already ours, right?” She winks at Black Sister playfully. 

[howissheblacksisterwhenshes-blog]

“Haha, of course it is, Sis. You’re such a great leader, after all.”

[unisbigblackrifle-blog]

“G-Gasp…. wheeze….!” Uni gasps and wheezes for air as she falls to the ground and her tops easily falls off again. “G-Geez……. I-I’m just gonna revert to my original one! G-Give me some privacy!”

[howissheblacksisterwhenshes-blog]

“Alright, alright-- Whatever you say, Princess.” Black Sister exits stage right.

Well, she leaves the room.

[justblackheartthings-blog]

Smooch! She was actually aiming for just a cheek kiss, but she stumbled and missed. Ha. [howissheblacksisterwhensheswhite]

“….” Well Black Heart wasn’t sure what to say to that.

[justblackheartthings-blog]

“Relax, I only tease you, and you know it, sis!”

[howissheblacksisterwhenshes-blog]

“Geez, you tease me too much... What would you do if I actually did confess, huh?”

[howissheblacksisterwhenshes-blog]

✈️

✈️ : seeing your muse in somewhere they didn’t expect to see

“…So…”

“Why the hell are you on my basilicom’s roof?”

[justblackheartthings-blog]

“Exactly! But, now that you’re here, the thought’s changed to ‘this is ours’ instead.” Aw, how cute that she’s being all subtle about her sisterly affection!

[howissheblacksisterwhenshes-blog]

“E-Eh? Oh, h-has it? That’s... I mean, it’s true...” A pause. Black Sister goes to stand next to Black Heart, getting a good look for herself at the view. “...It’s a great nation, isn’t it?”

[unisbigblackrifle-blog]

“T-Too tight! Too tigh–!” And Uni can’t breathe at all now. And to make matters worse, now the top starts tearing from being tightened too much.

[howissheblacksisterwhenshes-blog]

“...O-Oops. W-- Well, uh, if it wasn’t damaged before, it is now.” Black Sis quickly loosens it again. “S-Still, these shouldn’t be so... soft and fragile. You‘ll want to get that looked at.”

[justblackheartthings-blog]

Smooch! She was actually aiming for just a cheek kiss, but she stumbled and missed. Ha. [howissheblacksisterwhensheswhite]

“….” Well Black Heart wasn’t sure what to say to that.

[justblackheartthings-blog]

“Hmhmhm.~ Alright, I’ll wait until later for you to confess your love to me.” Oh, she was teasing.

[howissheblacksisterwhenshes-blog]

“G-Geez, I’m not going to do that and you know it!”

[unisbigblackrifle-blog]

“O-Okay….. see if you can see any damage there too while you’re at it. If this keeps up, I might just need to switch back to my original outfit…..” Meaning the one in the actual icons instead of that weird bra thingy.

[howissheblacksisterwhenshes-blog]

“Alright, let’s see... Maybe it’s just not tight enough...” And so Black Sister tightens the top... a lot.

[howissheblacksisterwhenshes-blog]

✈️

✈️ : seeing your muse in somewhere they didn’t expect to see

“…So…”

“Why the hell are you on my basilicom’s roof?”

[justblackheartthings-blog]

“Hmhm.~ I figured you would.” She chuckles haughtily and then goes back to looking out over Lastation. “Still, sister….. do you ever just look out over our land and just think ‘this is mine’?”

[howissheblacksisterwhenshes-blog]

“Ah... From time to time, yeah... I’m guessing that’s what you’re doing right now?”

[justblackheartthings-blog]

Smooch! She was actually aiming for just a cheek kiss, but she stumbled and missed. Ha. [howissheblacksisterwhensheswhite]

“….” Well Black Heart wasn’t sure what to say to that.

[justblackheartthings-blog]

“Wow, Sister, you really feel that way about me….? I-I never knew…..”

[howissheblacksisterwhenshes-blog]

“S-Sis!! I-I s-said it was an accident, dammit! D-Don’t react like I just confessed my love to you, o-or whatever!”

[justblackheartthings-blog]

Smooch! She was actually aiming for just a cheek kiss, but she stumbled and missed. Ha. [howissheblacksisterwhensheswhite]

“….” Well Black Heart wasn’t sure what to say to that.

[howissheblacksisterwhenshes-blog]

“...I... A-Ack-- I-I swear I didn’t mean to!” Aaand now she backs away in a panic. “S-Sorry, I’m sorry!”