Haikyuu characters as convos i’ve heard/been in at school
Bokuto, whispering: Hold my hand I’m scared!
Akaashi, also whispering: Bokuto-san this is a documentary
Asahi: No you’re gonna get hurt again!
Tanaka: DO IT!! YOU WON’T!
Noya: *rolls down the stairs*
Noya: Dude you are so sexy!
Tanaka: Thanks bro! Gimme a kiss-
Suga: Can you guys PLEASE STOP!!
Kageyama: Do you think Tim and Moby are in a relationship?
Hinata: How would that work? Moby is a robot-
Tsukishima: I hate both of you so much. Please stop talking.
Oikawa, running out of the room: Brb guys don’t miss me!
Iwaizumi: If he says brb or omg out loud one more time I’m jumping out the window.
Daichi: IF YOU DON’T STOP TALKING WHEN I AM YOU’RE GOING TO SIT IN THE CORNER!!!!
Hinata: I can still talk to Kageyama from the corner!
Bokuto: AKAASHI WATCH MY ANIME RUN!
Bokuto: *runs into a wall because he couldn’t stop in time*
Akaashi: Very cool Bokuto-San!
Noya: WATCH WHAT I CAN DO!
Tsukishima: One day you’re going to hurt yourself rolling around like that, and I’m going to laugh at you.
Iwaizumi: Yeah what’s up-
Oikawa: OOOO I FUCKING KNEW IT!! You got a boyfriend or what? oH SO cUTe!!
Hanamaki, crying: Why do you know the whole thing-
Daichi and Suga: *Flirting*
Tsukishima: DIS COS TANG!
Hinata: I don’t know why people hate furries so much? I mean they aren’t bothering you so why do you care? I’m not a furry though. 
Kageyama: That’s exactly what a furry would say.
Oikawa: What do you think my stage name would be?
Iwaizumi: Do you ever stop talking?
Oikawa: Iwa-chan don’t lie! I see you laugh at my jokes all the time-
Iwaizumi: I’m laughing at you getting yelled at.
Hinata: Have you guys seen endgame yet?
Kageyama: Yeah. Doesn’t shrek die?
Tsukishima: I fucking hate it here.
Kageyama, to Hinata: You little bitch!
Kageyama: Wonderful, amazing, graceful little boy.
Hinata: Kageyama just told me to shut the hell up!
Suga: Don’t fucking cuss.
Kiyoko: Tell me something I don’t know-
Tanaka: I’m in love with you!
Suga: She said something she doesn’t know.
Oikawa, holding up one of those tiny plastic babies: Welcome to the world baby Uniqua!!
Iwaizumi: Can I see that?
Oikawa, handing it to him: Yeah sure!
Iwaizumi: Thanks. *chucks it down the hallway*
Akaashi: What if we kissed?
Bokuto: What if? LETS DO IT RIGHT NOW-
Kuroo: Is he...y’know?? *does the wrist thing*
Bokuto: Have limp wrist? No I’ve seen him punch someone before.
Kuroo: tHATS NOT WHAT I MENT BUT WHAT???
Kuroo, singing: I can only count to six. What the heck comes after six!?
Kenma: I’m very worried for you.
these are the tiny plastic babies i’m talking about
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