lesbian train wreck

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[howlingmahariel]

I’m back on this hellsite to collect writing prompts and for no other reason

Hi

[penny-anna]

if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.

[penny-anna]

what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit

what gollum meant: ur ugly and stupid

what sam heard: you’re a hottie but you’re dumb as shit

sam:

[howlingmahariel]

Forsaken Mood

[howlingmahariel]

wild concept for fanfiction writers on ao3; If your story contains noncon, use the main tag ::^^))) esp if you’re just gonna put in the additional tags anyways, I choose to exclude the main tag to AVOID seeing that shit, *BIG SHOCKER* I know!

and if you use “author chose not to use archive warnings” AND not warn about noncon when it IS in your story, you’re literally trash

thanks, sweaty.

[ancientmossheim]

☆ suprise smooch ☆

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Since I had absolutely everything else to do besides this (previously scrapped) piece, my brain obvi felt the intense need to finish this one first.. fkdn

[howlingmahariel]

I made memes of my Guardian to process my emotional pain enjoy

I’m sorry for the bottom left I really almost am

[akraisa]

i am BEGGING you all to please watch this sonic fan dub

[tired-gay-bean]

@temppluto1004

[laughconfetti]

they’re so dumb, we must protect them

[askiathedickhead]

The slyfox one is 20x better

[obama-stolemy-vcr]

They did another one?!?!?

[askiathedickhead]

Sonic 06 is the latest one and just happens to be the one that got popular. They have a Spider-Man one as well buts that’s just alright. Sonic adventure 2 and Sly Cooper are their best ones.

[howlingmahariel]

my interaction with tumblr these days can be easily summed up in 3 lines;

dip in

discourse and bad feelings

dip out

[willingthium]

my one true vanguard

[dredgen-honey]

[ohcarararara]

I’M SORRY IT’S TAKING ME SO LONG TO DO LABELS FOR ALL THESE DRAGON TEAS.

Cole [white pear, lemon grass, vanilla green, ginger] A light, sweet blend, nearly ethereal but manages to leave a soothing, calming taste when you need it most.

Zevran [green chai, kukicha, lapsang souchong, apple pieces] Bright, spiced and a little bit exotic, this is a sensual and volatile tea with a honeyed tongue.

You can find all the other Dragon Age teas I’ve done here!

[deadlyyflower]

Zevran: *dying*

Zevran: hey wassup you’re single ???

[bad-orc]

Only important matters

[yinza]

I restarted Skyrim recently and I forgot how much crap they make you go through before they let you meet Paarthurnax. And then you get up there and he’s like “but you didn’t come here to talk to an old dov.”

Buddy. Pal. Friend. That is the entire reason why I am here, let me love you.

[kovir]

♠

[mooza-kemono]

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Destiny 2 Cayde-6 Raw Voice (Without effect)

Voice performance by Nathan Fillion

[giographixnola]