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I miss y’all on here
This nigga got me watching DBZ and eye have nooooo idea what's going on
Damn Vegeta be getting his ass whooped
Plot of DBZ
Vegeta is gonna talk wild shit and take huge L
Goku is gonna abandon his family to fight someone and let a whole nother nigga raise his son
Oh so it's just messy
Extremely. Bruh this nigga Goku got two kids and has never canonically kissed his wife.
Only in the dub. Mistranslation that went wild on the net
the way i’ve watched this so many times
Loved this show
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
a lot of y'all only been with one horny broke dumb teenage boy and hate men cause he didn’t know how to treat you right.
some of y'all wasn’t even with the boy, you just mad cus he didn’t respond how you wanted to your vague ass attempt at “shooting your shot”.
Wild!
I miss smoking cigarettes so much. Literally think about it at least once a day. I be having dreams about smoking after having a few drinks.
I hope nothing ever grabs hold of my soul the way cigarettes are doing this nigga. Newports emerging from the shadows in his dreams like Freddy Krueger
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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Environmental sustainability is such a turn on
I saw a black man wearing a zebra print bonnet in the airport yesterday and guess who didn’t take a picture of him to put on the Internet to have whole ass debates about
Comic on having long-COVID as a young person. Sending love to others who may be similarly suffering.
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I feel like nobody talks about this but remember Jay’s “job interview” in the original Men in Black movie? Sure, they play it for comedy, he’s a smartass cop surrounded by all these elite military graduates. But he was also literally the only one in the room smart enough to bring the table over so he had something to write on. And he offers it to the other guys too!
And in the shooting test, on the surface it just seems like a goofy joke when he shoots the little girl cutout in the head, but look at the way he responded to the situation.
The test starts immediately without any warning, we can see that everyone is caught off guard. The other candidates immediately open fire on what they perceive to be threats, but Jay takes a second to assess the situation. He sees he isn’t in any immediate danger, and in a handful of seconds he’s able to scope out several minor details about the targets and hit one with a near-perfect headshot. Jay showed he was an innovative, quick thinker with situational awareness, attention to detail and high-level marksmanship skills, and they never say it outright but I think that’s probably why Zed picked him. (Zed never actually says anything negative about Jay’s performance, just that he has a problem with authority.)
This is highly underrated writing but, then again, this is also the movie where Tommy Lee Jones says “A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago, everybody knew Earth was the centre of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat and 15 minutes ago, you knew humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you’ll know tomorrow.”
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and the Iraqi people welcomed the Americans with flowers. I wanted to set a historical event to teach Bush a lesson from the Iraqis, telling him you lied, we did not welcome you with flowers, and instead we are saying goodbye with our shoes.“
Muntaza Al Zaidi, the Iraqi reporter who became known as the guy who threw a shoe at Bush and later ended up in jail for three years because of it.
happy 12 years to bush shoeing incident
My nemesis 😒 I see you're back
You were getting a little too comfortable I had to make my return
When I was about 4 or 5, my dad worked in software implementation (installing very complicated programs for entire companies, basically). And sometimes when people had a problem with the program, they’d call my dad.
If he wasn’t in the room, I was assigned to answer the house phone and say “Hello, Edward will be here in jutht a moment,” in my high-pitched lisp typically described by family members as “elfin”, and then yell for my dad. Then I’d listen to him walking them through the issue because I found it interesting.
One time my dad went in for a meeting with the CEO of a large company, like, one you’ve heard of, and the CEO said “Oh, by the way, your assistant is amazing! Fixed my problem immediately."
After some very subtle investigative work - because if the CEO of a billion dollar company is pleased you don’t answer with ‘wtf are you talking about’ - he determined that what happened was the following:
The CEO called my dad at a very odd time of day, because rich people are like that.
The phone was answered by an elfin, lisping voice, which said “Hello, I’m thorry, Edward ithn’t here right now. Can I help you?”
“…okay, do you thee the power button? Can you rethtart the computer? …that means turning it off.”
Five minutes later, the CEO hung up, very pleased that an elf with a speech impediment had fixed his million-dollar software.
You're the mythical 20 years old with 20 years experience.