pimp master hustle daddy

im sort of a pretty big deal dave/17/m/taco bell

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Well.

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I’m pretty..

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The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers. In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives “with elegance and euphoria.” It is a ride to the death. The seven loops or “inversions” put the human body under such stress that it causes the brain to be starved of oxygen, as the heart simply cannot push blood against the enormous g-forces. Even if it kills you, it is designed to still be a fun death. An honourable thought, if rather macabre.

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I can make a rollercoaster that kills people too.

and I dont have my phd

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john green, it’s ok to love dick.

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“do you ever put on your hat first so then getting the shirt is this ordeal because you got the hat on so nice you just look so damn nice and you cant mess with it”  nah no not really

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the shuck>the shred

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is this an ivitation to prove you wrong

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squirrel to squirrel i dont think youre gonna make it outta this one buddy if you so choose to embark but yeah come at me with your puny little banjo ill shuck it just like my cob nothing is safe

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operosery replied to your post “operosery replied to your post: operosery replied to your post: ...”

I'm making you shave next time I see you.

or what you gonna knit me real good poke out the hairs individually i aint afraid at least for my hairs sake the rest of me is probably fucked but its for a good cause

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how the tables have tabled

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im going to lock all of you in ikea forever so you can get a taste of the endless monotony i feel

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the honeymoon crew is back in action

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operosery replied to your post: operosery replied to your post: #Sh...

Literally please shave.

i already go hard on my back theres just no energy left for the rest you feel

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Or, should I say, small loser.

to undercompensate, for my big heart

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Big loser.

with a big heart to match

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operosery replied to your post: #Shave #you look like a douchebage...

Shave.

no its my sexy stubble my sensual stache i can understand you wanting me to tone it down but im too gritty for the clean shaven life im sorry rose

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#Shave

#you look like a douchebag

everyone i know is a fucking meaniepants 

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this handsome fucker broke into my home looked just like me to a t but with slightly longer hair of all things to fuck up when youre tryna gank someones identity you miss your supercuts appointment anyways enjoy this picture of not me dont ask me to ask him to get a haircut because hes long gone by now took the phone too its a good thing i hacked hard with my google glass i also got his social security number but it was the exact same as mine this guy is too good