[txt] king[txt] yo king, hey.[txt] kiiiiing[txt] you awake yet, please say yes.[txt] ok ok, so maybe you’re still sleeping.[txt] but, i just[txt] wanted to say good morning.[txt] shut up. B*
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
[txt] god fuck, i’m an idiot why would anyone even want to waste their time with me??[txt] least of all you.
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
[txt] neeeerd.
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
[txt] gdo th iswas an awflu i dae b ut fukk[txt] y ou kown yoru hair is rlly sofft. B)
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
[txt] maybe you should come over, i think i have just the thing for your little problem. B;)
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
[txt] the worst time to be awake for me is 3 am in the morning, because all i can think about is all the fucking mistakes i’ve made.[txt] the whole heaping pile.
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
[txt] are you fucking kidding me right now??[txt] this isn’t about you, it’s about me and what i am capable of.[txt] which is apparently not living up to yours or anyone else’s fucking standards.[txt] i’m[txt] fuck, i’m a mess and i don’t understand why you even stick around.
{ this is probably as hateful as it’d get tbh but who knows }
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
[txt] guess who’s a goddamn nerd?[txt] that’s right, *you.*[txt] it is you, king nerdlord supreme, and i’m your knight. B)
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
[txt] shit i don’t know[txt] i don’t[txt] what if i started on t?[txt] what if[txt] i haven’t yet because i[txt] i guess i’m scared?[txt] like i want to, i want to finally just maybe *finally* feel comfortable with myself.[txt] but i don’t know what all to expect, despite researching everything and i just[txt] fuck.
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
[txt] …i miss you.
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
[txt] hey, we haven’t talked about this and this is a super serious question, alright.[txt] what are your favorite pizza toppings?
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
[txt] FUCK YES.[txt] THAT’S RIGHT[txt] my professor liked my paintings so much, he submitted them to the gallery.[txt] B) B) B)
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
[txt] ok just a sex[txt] fuck, *SEC.[txt] don’t you dare comment.
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
[txt] i never really seem to know what i am doing, but isn’t that supposed to be my thing??[txt] i keep fucking up everything and it’s a wonder i haven’t fucked up whatever this is between us yet.[txt] i keep thinking it’s going to happen, i’m going to make some big fucking mistake, just like always[txt] and bam, shit’s wrecked, time to split.[txt] it’s just a matter of time.
HC + dlal, specifically nightmarsh tell me smth cute abt our kids
dlal, or specifically king (lmao)
ok, well, ro’s timeline’s all mixed up and their ectosibling is actually jade lalonde. (ikr, what a crazy timeline.) the dave from their timeline was dave egbert, and he’s the one who gave ro their shades for their 13th birthday (who was an heir of time and also, through some shenanigans, ended up being ro’s sprite).
now, ro’s always had a soft spot for daves?? daves are important to them, though this generally defaults to a platonic interest.with king, things were rather unexpected for them. they’re generally rather open about casual hook ups and what not, but something about king resonates with them. and they’re unsure what it is. but he’s generally so very considerate of them and gentle in a way they aren’t used to being treated. he’s also some kind of nerd, but in a subtle way they can appreciate.
all in all, what the two of them are, ro’s probably not ready to define on their own (always one tentative about giving things labels), but they’re always ready to sprawl on king and return whatever affections he affords them.(also they’re both fairly short but king’s still like five? inches taller and this makes them huffy whenever this is made apparent.)
D’s not sure what it was with him and strangers on the internet, but any information that had been directed his way involving safety precautions must not have sunk in as a kid, considering he keeps finding himself in positions where they’re divulging personal information upon him. He probably would wind up getting his organs harvested one of these days. Honestly damn his inability to turn down kisses from cute strangers.
Finding himself at the location specified in the .txt document sent his way, it’s only when he parks that he realizes he hadn’t even properly introduced himself. Smooth. Hesitating, only for a moment, he knocks on the door, the barest feeling of anxiety tangled in his stomach.