How to be a hot mess

peace and love. one foot in front of the other

[micdotcom]

[thabougieone]

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!

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[riley-friar]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as an Ancient Greek

me: hey Poseidon whats with the pitchfork huh???? There’s a lot of hay to stack in the ocean huh??? fucking loser me: *gets killed by a tsunami*

[butt-berry]

It’s Bulbasaur blooming season

[butt-berry]

Lots of variety this year!

[butt-berry]

A late bloomer!

[butt-berry]

Water-lily Bulbasaur catching up on the latest gossip at the lake

[butt-berry]

Wow, looks like thing are getting serious between hibiscus and fuchsia!

[renissance]

more x-ladies! ★ (pt.1)

[vermisvest]

[alwaysmoneyinthebnanastand-deac]

[makebeliever]

Actress Sophie Turner stuns in an Alexander McQueen dress on the April 14, 2016, cover of The Edit. Photographed by Dima Hohlov, the redhead star of ‘Game of Thrones’ wears a floral print silk gown with ruffled detail. Inside the magazine, stylist Miranda Almond dresses Sophie in even more romantic looks. From Erdem’s tiered ruffles to Dolce & Gabbana’s colorful florals, the 20-year-old serves pure dreaminess. x

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[howtobeamess]

Dionysus: I'm just so full of love and alcohol

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I once tried to explain depression to someone as like if one day you gradually started to lose both your sense of taste and your ability to feel full. And you don’t know why, but now everything you eat tastes like mashed potatoes and nothing you eat is satisfying. You keep eating because you must eat to live, but the effort that it takes to prepare food is taxing and there is no pay off. You just know it will taste like mashed potatoes. You just know you will still be hungry. So you stop bothering with seasonings. Then you stop bothering to use ingredients you used to like. Then you start to wonder what the point of eating is because there is no payoff. You still feel hungry and you’re sick of the taste and you don’t know if you will ever enjoy food again and you don’t know why this is happening.

If someone comes up to you in this scenario and says, “Well have you tried spicing your food? Using different ingredients? Eating foods you used to love?” It isn’t necessarily helpful because the reason you stopped doing all that in the first place is that everything…tasted…like mashed…potatoes.

[ladyjanelly]

This. Completely this.

[wheelchair-warrior]

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[howtobeamess]

Sam Taylor-Wood

[howtobeamess]

being in your twenties

Expectation: fancy clothing, lots of sex, and partying

Reality: perpetually horny, nights at home, and poor

[memewhore]