HowToFight Incorrect Quotes

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Hobin: Violence isn't ALWAYS the answer.

Taehoon: You’re right.

Hobin: *sighs in relief*

Taehoon: Violence is the question.

Hobin: What?

Taehoon, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Hobin, running after him: NO-

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Rumi: So what’s for dinner?

Mangi, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

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Jiksae: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Hobin: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Jiksae: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Jiksae: This is a mistake

Hobin, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Jiksae: But not today

Hobin, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess!

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Rumi, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!

Hobin: How?

Rumi: How what?

Hobin: How could they be worse?

Rumi: They couldn’t, I lied.

Hobin:

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Taehoon: I prevented a murder today.

Rumi: Wow.. Really? How’d you do that?

Taehoon: self control.

Rumi:

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Jiksae: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Taehoon: Anything, honestly, but shaggy hair short guys especially

Jiksae, desperately, as Hobin bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Taehoon: Oh! B positive.

Jiksae: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Taehoon:

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Gaeul: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Rumi: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Gaeul: No! Four to five seconds!

Rumi: Too late!!!

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Hobin: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Taehoon: Wasn't Jiksae with you?

Jiksae: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Gaeul: Hey Jiksae,

Jiksae: Yes?

Gaeul: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Jiksae:

Jiksae: Where’s Hobin?

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*Hobin and Jiksae sitting in jail together*

Jiksae: So who should we call?

Hobin: I’d call Taehoon, but I feel safer in jail

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Gaeul, pointing: May I sit there?

Rumi: That's my lap

Gaeul: That doesn't answer my question, Rumi.

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Jiksae: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back so i can film it!

Hobin: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Hobin: I turned out perfectly fine.

Jiksae: Hobin, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast!

Hobin: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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244: I’m going to take you out

Seongjun: great, it’s a date!

244: I meant that as a threat.

Seongjun: See you at five!

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Rumi: Favorite horror movie?

Gaeul & Jiksae: It

Taehoon: Saw

Mangi: Annabelle

Hobin: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

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Jiksae: Dammit, Hobin!

Hobin: What?! It wasn’t me!

Jiksae: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Gaeul!

Gaeul: Not me either!

Jiksae: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Taehoon: *whistles*