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thegenialginger

The music…

arsenic-on-the-rocks

Watch this, it’s important

cinderchild

this person is a fucking hero

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@syllogismi

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IM YELLING

unichrome

Majestic!

howtoruinyourlife101

@jpglame

We did a thing in English where we had other people go to our computers and look at our essays and I let a dude use my computer and he showered me with pepe.

#pepe

lestrede

#actual five year olds

howtoruinyourlife101

which episode are these gifs from?

clairvoyantsam

❖ Fanboys!!! (n˘v˘•)¬ || Sam+Dean - 11.15 “Beyond The Mat” || ❖ (x)

howtoruinyourlife101

THAT ONE DUDE IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE SECOND GIF

mishasteaparty

Deadpool (2016) - Produced by Asshats, Directed by an Overpaid Tool, Written by the Real Heroes Here.

tomshardy

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List of reasons for admission into a mental asylum in 1864-1889

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tag yourself i’m seduction & disappointment

live-from-new-york-its

I’m imaginary female trouble

transfemmbeatrice

I’m bad habits and political excitement

#Laziness

bibliotheksbewohnerin

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

dcmh

Wait ppl don’t have garbage disposals in England?

therealrashid

we put our garbage in bins!!! like normal people!!

dcmh

So you’ve never ruined the good silver with a garbage disposal?

therealrashid

what like you??? shove ya spoons in?? wHy???

bassiter

okay man it’s pretty simple

u know when u wash food off plates?? that gross soggy food gunk has to go somewhere. it goes into the drain. so we put blades in the drain (deep in the drain, not where they’re visible) to obliterate the food chunks so it doesn’t clog it up. we COULD just scrape out all the food gunk manually but that would be disgusting. have you ever touched wet food while washing dishes? every orifice on my body closes and physically recedes within me

in most american households we have there’s a switch (like a lightswitch) near the sink that turns it on and off. SOMETIMES because the garbage disposal is so deep, spoons end up falling in without us noticing. so when we turn the garbage disposal on we start hearing the spoon clunk around and it doesn’t take much to ding it up pretty bad.

to clear up another misconception: no one just shoves their trash into a garbage disposal. and they’re not at all dangerous. most garbage disposal blades aren’t even strong enough to cut through anything stronger than maybe a sponge and if your hand happened to be down the drain grabbing something while someone else turned the disposal on, the blades would simply catch on your hand. you wouldn’t get mutilated at all (unlike what some horror movies + that one episode of spn would have you believe).