my own private ontario 😳

rags, 30, minors don’t follow

[shesnake]

Loumand fight asmr with @therealrashid

[therealrashid]

guys. i think nadine bhabha introduces skip to ayurvedic massages and the skip divorce happens bc scott runs off with his masseuse after one (1) appointment. i just think being touched like that would rewire something in his brain. and he’s at drinks with shilya and his new squeeze nimantha who looks at shane’s stiff shoulders and says you should come by the ayurvedic centre some time and ilya sees his life flash before his eyes and is kinda rude when he’s like NO we’re good thanks. thank you we are good

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

“Who yells?” Is unquestionably the best broad city line i think about it every time someone raises their voice even slightly

[mossycakes]

kendall: i fucking hate my life

roman: IM GAY AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shiv:

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[rozzed]

lay long bites upon the tender parts 4.3k / explicit #graphic hockey-typical dental injury, fingerfucking (but in terms of the mouth), sometime during the fuck montage

Shane hasn’t lost teeth to a puck since juniors.

“Look so pretty with your mouth stuffed, Hollander,” Rozanov tells him, and moves his free hand to cup Shane’s face. His thumb brushes up against the side of Hollander’s nose, idly pushing one nostril shut. He slides his fingers to the inside of Shane’s cheek, rubs along it full length before dipping his forefinger into the crevice between cheek and gum, stroking along each curved line of a tooth, and Shane tries to swallow some saliva down, but it’s like he can hear every little scrape of Rozanov in there, flat thumb stroking the pad of Shane’s tongue. He tastes dirty.

ao3

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

via howtfwefeelin

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[doechiimp3]

ilyas big fat crush on yuna let's talk about it

[doechiimp3]

have 2 believe that ilya hanging out at her house all the time leads to at least a few times where shes in a robe and straight out of the shower w wet hair and her face is a little pink and damp from the steam and she beelines for the couch bc she CANNOT miss shane's face off and ilya is sitting there wrapped in three blankets with a pint of cookies n cream trying to not look at her directly and Yuna is literally smelling soooooo good and Ilya is texting Shane furiously WHERE IS YOUR DAD?? and Shane's like "I'm about to blow up Scott Hunter's walker and this is what ur texting me?? Ugh" and then ilya swipes to his thread with svetlana and says "as a belated half birthday present to you I will tell you one true thing about jane" and sveta immediately responds "ok yay let me think" and Ilya says "no this is not a fucking q&a session I am telling you his mom is so hot and I am alone with her and I am panicking" and sveta says "ILYUSHA!!!!!!!!! PICK UP PICK UP PICK UP" and Ilya blocks her for the evening

[comingatthecottage]

can't find my own post about how i identify with sasha nolastname because no one has ever looked hotter than brat tamer ilya in the bathroom scene but i finally located the photo to go with it

i would never call a 22 year old man a daddy in real life but look at that. look at him. i too would be slithering up and grabbing his cock through his pants.

[naturalpr3y]

im against shane coming without permission like politically

[naturalpr3y]

cannot believe you shouldnt be smoking You shouldnt be talking :/ Is real . Ur just a hole

[naturalpr3y]

Gets him such a big shanesmile too .

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[russianblush]

little brother energy

[therealrashid]

life lately…🌊🛶🐴🙏🏽💙

[gael-garcia]

Ralph Fiennes & Juliette Binoche as Odysseus & Penelope in The Return (2024, Uberto Pasolini)

[gardenerian]

as a society i do not think we have done enough to appreciate this ilya look