praise the lourd

billie catherine lourd est. 1992 Unless stated otherwise, none of the gifs or photos used on this blog are mine (at the time of posting, content creators rules allow their media to be used). All credit goes to the respectable owners/creators. If something needs to be credited specifically or taken down, please message me politely and I will do so.

[hqlourd]

Billie Catherine Lourd.

thirty-one. mom. dog mom. nando's aficianado.

☑ Men

☑ Women

☑ Non-binary

Dating mode deactivated May 2024.

A typical Sunday consists of...

Bluey-shaped pancakes for my kids, scraps for the dogs and rarely sleeping in – throw in some reality TV or classic movie reruns and you've got a perfect end to your week.

My most irrational fear...

Is that my fears are actually rational... and those weird traps in the Saw movies!

In a friendship, I'm looking for...

Long-lasting laughter and loyalty.

@hollywoodfamerp

[bellakhairxo]

aren't you the cutest human in the world?? that's so sweet of you. i wish i had the chance to see you at disney but it was such a busy weekend. you're always forgiven, angel. i've been working on orebella and then going a little crazy over some plants at my ranch. my little garden section is getting bigger and i'm obsessed. it's my happy place these days. how are you and how are you little darlings?

[hqlourd]

One of, at the very least, I do try my best to be! Oh, it's okay, there were so many of us and then the rest of the crowds so it was kinda hard to track anyone down unless you were physically holding hands. Ooh, okay, that's awesome. I still want to experience this ranch if I haven't already said? It feels like forever ago that we talked about it. What's your favorite thing that you've grown so far? I bet you're excited for the warmer weather and what you can grow now. I'm so good! Enjoying life between work, and loving on my kids as much as I physically can – they're the best and doing amazing.

[aridebxse]

You know it's real when it's a 'couple costume at Disney' moment. Y'all were the cutest Ewoks there. Do you really want to go to all three in one trip? I could make that happen, but probably not until the first week or two of August. I have the Tony's next weekend, Ari's birthday and NYC Pride the week after that, and then I'm stuck in Toronto filming a thing for the whole month of July. I'll put it in my calendar if you put it in yours, babes.

[hqlourd]

I think we were the only Ewoks, but I appreciate the sentiment and love you for it all the same! I mean, we could try? It might kill us but what a way to go, right? There's absolutely no rush, I know how busy this time of year is for you and I'm loving watching you kill it from the sidelines, cheering you on every day. I can't believe it's almost Tony's time, though?! When did that happen? I'm so excited. It's been written down and recorded on my phone, I hope you know you're always a priority of mine.

[xoemilyblunt-archive]

Billie, you're far too sweet for me. We didn't get nearly enough time together, blame it on me trying to soak up childless time with John. I bet you did the same, new special someone in your life included. When do I get more intel on that?

[hqlourd]

I try not to be, Em, you just bring it out in me – or something. You're right, I feel like there are a dozen people I didn't even see while I was there and wanted more time with, something we need to fix between us? I'm so glad you got some time to be kids without kids! I love my babies but it was nice not having to use rider swap every time I wanted to go on a big kid ride. There's really no intel to share except the facts! For once swiping right worked out.

[oliviaobr]

it's the risk you take when signing up for a friendship with me. should we plan a disney trip for this summer? i have a busy june but my summer is pretty open so whenever you're done being a superstar, maybe we can sit down and pick a date. is it a struggle to separate yourself from it?

[hqlourd]

Gotcha. That seems fair, even if opening myself up to heartache in the process... I guess that's life! Disney this summer sounds sensational. Were you thinking Disneyland? Because that's semi-local to me and I'd be there every weekend if not for #reallife, I don't need a hell of a lot of notice. Kinda? I mostly just criticize my performances when I watch them which is no fun for anyone.

[hxmmngs]

wikipedia is only going to confuse them. someone keeps changing my info to say i was in the diary of a wimpy kid films. hilarious but untrue. would've played a pretty good rodrick though. the trip was a week ago and i swear i'm still hungover from drinking around the world. what are you up to now that the trip is over? back home to the kids?

[hqlourd]

Oh my god, I just laughed in real life, that is hilarious. I'm never going to be able to think of those movies without wishing you were in them. I'm definitely still feeling the effects of drinking a little too much. Not sure which country did it, though, maybe France or Italy? I'm back to reality with the kiddos and prepping to start on the Academy Award contender The Smurfs. What about you? Spoiling Hailey, I hope.

[pheebriidgers]

Thank you - I think it helps that our set is only 45 mins long so we're really not doing too much. But it's all about making sure that you're taking care of your body and listening to it, too. Relaxing on the days that you don't have shows. Only another couple of months and we're off tour again.

[hqlourd]

45 minutes is way more energy than I have on a nightly basis, I'm still very impressed. Glad you're taking care of yourself and getting in some relaxation when things aren't so intense. Are you excited to have a break or will you miss the adrenaline of it all? I wouldn't judge you either way, honestly.

[hqlourd]

( text from @dylcnrhodes ) miss u.

(text) I miss you, too, handsome. What in the world is keeping us apart this time? Because I'm not a fan.

[hqlourd]

I need you to know that I still think about that cheeseburger at the end of The Menu, @joyousanya! And that movie in general, it was incredible and you were spectacular, and I needed you to know. How's all of that Furiosa promo treating you?!

[hqlourd]

@freyaallcn. Hi. Super psyched for the next instalment of The Apes, even more so since I saw that you were co-starring in it. That must have been an amazing film to make, what was it like dealing with all of that CGI? Is it something you'd want to do again or was it hard to align with, you know, reality?

[hqlourd]

@hayleyfame! Officially exhausted on your behalf, I don't know how you handle touring life but you handle it so well and look so good while doing it. It's commendable, really. So this is me offering my commendation: you're killing it!

[hqlourd]

Huge A Quiet Place fan, @lupxtanyongo, which means I am officially invested in Day One and want you to tell me everything about it that you can – and I'm guessing that that's not a whole lot, huh? Either way, I'll be watching eagerly at the end of the month! Congratulations and good luck and all of that!

[hqlourd]

Bella! You were the cutest Snow White at Disney World the other week, I just had to let you know that and I hope you'll forgive my mom brain for how belated the message is. Did you have the best time ever at the most magical place on Earth? What's been on your agenda since? @bellakhairxo

[cariielise-archive-deactivated2]

cari: !!!! cari: who? since when? spill the tea, pls and thank u. what are you working on next? the marriage is great! she hasn't kicked my ass to the curb yet so bless. cari: i'm actually named after my uncle that passed in an accident. his name was gary and my parents thought cari was close enough to that. your mama was such a legend and is so very missed so gonna wear this name with pride now. isn't it?? think i'd be one of those moms that leaves the baby nameless for a couple days.

[hqlourd]

billie: There's not much tea to it, but I'm sure you've heard of or even met Dylan O'Brien? That's my guy. We only made things, you know, official boyfriend/girlfriend-y at Disney. I was hesitant to make things legit when I have two kids to protect from dramatic shit, but he's been amazing. He is amazing. billie: That got really long, sorry! Working on Smurfs next! Excited for a job I can do in sweats. How long has it been for y'all now?! I have no concept of time. I'm still not over how completely gorgeous and perfect your wedding was, one of the best I've attended in all of my years of being a wedding guest. billie: I'm sorry for your family's loss, lovely, but glad they were able to pay tribute to your loved one in such a long-lasting way. That's very sweet of you to say! She was the best, and I have an affection for any and all Carrie/Caris, yourself included! Definitely wasn't settled on any names until they put the birth certificates into my hands. Pressure is an amazing thing.

[oliviaobr]

i make no promises. shame we missed each other in disney because our new friendship totally would've thrived there. i feel like i need to rewatch both scream queens and american horror story while i have the time. get that daily dose of billie that i'm so clearly missing. were you even in the last couple seasons of ahs? i stopped watching around apocalypse for reasons unknown. oops.

[hqlourd]

Ooh, can't promise not to hurt me? Interesting. Still, I'm still here. Right? I can't believe we didn't bump into one another and now I feel like we need a redo on that as soon as possible. I have so much fun rewatching both when I'm able to separate myself from the fact I'm a part of it, much easier with AHS than Scream Queens, for obvious reasons. I've been there! You should watch 1984 if you love my face especially.

[maikeymonroe]

Do you feel like horror shows are more fun or are you interested in joining us in the horror film world? Get someone to cast us as the twins in the inevitable reboot of The Shining. I feel like I need to send you an It Follows care package now. Just have you decked out in some merch. Thank you times a million! I love that I could be the one to give you the exciting news. What are your thoughts on what you'd like to see in the second one? I love hearing everyone's theories! Promise to tell you everything I can as soon as I can.

[hqlourd]

Oh, I would kill to join you guys in the horror film world. Scaring people is my favorite thing – can you imagine? We'd make the best pair of creepy girls for sure. Please do, I need an It Follows t-shirt like I need air... maybe a cute hat, too. You're so welcome! Hearing it from the horse's mouth, for lack of a better word, makes me very happy. I don't even have thoughts, just high expectations. Scare my pants off and make me have so many questions afterward and I'll be happy. Thank you so much. I hope everything goes well with it all!

[thatnattyice]

I'm totally in for this friendship! I appreciate you thinking it's sweet because I always feel like we're the cheesiest people in the world. I have siblings, but we were never super close, and he was super close with his, so now we're hoping our kids follow in his footsteps. Almost four! Happy early birthday! Sounds like a blast, honestly. I also have a one and a half year old, so future best friends in the making? And my twins are a couple weeks shy of five months. So I'm still in the zombie mom phase as I navigate them and work.

[hqlourd]

I mean, who doesn't like cheese? Bring on all of the cheesy, as far as I'm concerned. I'm sure that they'll get along great! My sister is many years younger than me but we have an amazing relationship, I think age helps but it's not a defining factor in loving your... for lack of a better word, loved ones. A few months off, still, but I'll pass on the message because he loves hearing "happy birthday!" all year 'round. Future besties for sure! Oh, wow, you're still in the sleepless stage. If you ever need help, hit me up! We're in this together.