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New York Times Bestselling author, Golden Globe winning actor, Member of 2011 TIME 100, Grammy nominated singer, screenwriter... still mastering motor skills.

[fckashleybenson-x]

You are more than welcome,

[hrhchcolfer]

I'm trying to remember what this is about but hey, look it's a puppy on a treadmill.

[fckashleybenson-x]

Teach me your secrets of finding televisions programs. 

[hrhchcolfer]

I don't watch a lot. My friends recommend a lot and then I put it in my watchlist and then I start watching and get a good idea for a chapter and then I go and write. 

[ddlovatoduh]

Sounds like a good plan. Why Scotland? I mean just ‘cause I’m used to it doesn’t mean that I don’t still get hurt by it. Just recently, when people were voting for the VMAs, it got really intense and some hashtags that trended were absolutely horrible. I can’t even repeat them. I just know how to deal with it. With my sister though, it’s a completely different story.

[hrhchcolfer]

Because I have family in Ireland. Maybe Ireland would be better. We would blend in better. I can do an accent. It's just. Those people are your so called "fans" (most of the times) and they disrespect you so bad and it's breaking everyone around you. That's not a life you want to live. I don't really care if it happens with me but when they start with hating on your friends and family. I feel like they are getting to personal.

[fckashleybenson-x]

Yes I am!

[hrhchcolfer]

We should go out together sometimes. I'm really fun with tequilla.

[fckashleybenson-x]

I thought you already knew that?

[hrhchcolfer]

Yeah I do. I found out a long time ago. "I'm 17 now mom. I can be gay if I want to!!!11!!1!" 

[jfcprepon-deactivated20141025]

Can I do so for the next few months? Nobody will mind if I’m not on set, right?

[hrhchcolfer]

They'll edit you in the scenes.

[fckashleybenson-x]

Glee season 5 isn’t on netflix either and it sucks,

[hrhchcolfer]

I don't watch glee on netflix.

[fckashleybenson-x]

Falling in love with girls is pretty easy, but the again the way your saying straight is probably not how you are,

[hrhchcolfer]

No. Only gonna love one if it's my daughter. Shit man. I'm gay.

[fckashleybenson-x]

This is perfect,

[hrhchcolfer]

Aren't you excited?

[fckashleybenson-x]

Just keep your day job,

[hrhchcolfer]

Thank you very much miss Benson.

[ramirezcad-blog-deactivated2020]

You never answered if there was a delivery system.

[hrhchcolfer]

If you are the delivery system then yeah. You can come.

[ramirezcad-blog-deactivated2020]

That’s understandable. 

[hrhchcolfer]

Thank you!

[jonasjosepha]

How were they?

[hrhchcolfer]

Better than I expected.

[roberts-plz-blog]

With pride. All of my recent clothing choices are 90’s aspired, and I finally found the perfect choker.

[hrhchcolfer]

I'm not really a clothes dude but that's cool. I like neon.

[ms-sarahdrew-deactivated2015033]

That’s true. But who wants to eat an ugly cupcake in the first place? 

[hrhchcolfer]

I would.

[ddlovatoduh]

Like, I’m used to it so it doesn’t bother me as much.She has scoliosis and they were making fun of her. It’s really disappointing that cyber bullying is still happening. I just don’t want a repeat of everything I went through to happen to her. 

[hrhchcolfer]

That's cruel. I have a whole plan ready if that ever happens to my sister. She has epilepsy and It's pretty severe so she has special needs. If there is ever a tweet of someone bullying her I quit acting, take the whole family to Scotland and start a new live there and I'll start writing under a pseudonym. That's how much it means to me so I can't believe you are used to it. 

[fckashleybenson-x]

It is, it’s just to new to be on netflix’s,

[hrhchcolfer]

Oh, I understand.