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I know right? I don’t know how they can figure this out, it’s just impossible! And… that’s… private…
I don’t know but they’re pretty damn good at it. What? Really? Come on... Is it really that embarrassing that you think I’m gonna judge you for it or something?
You deserve to chill out for a few more days since you killed it on Dick Clark’s Rockin’ Eve. Do you work out every day?
You watched it? I didn’t think many would while everyone was in Vegas. But thank you! Pretty much, well I try to anyway. Doesn’t always happen.
i still love the way i hurt you +
I have no idea what a carpet tastes like, but I can imagine it doesn’t taste too good. Aren’t you afraid of hurting him while you’re sleeping? I’m always afraid of crushing Oskar whenever he sleeps with me. It’s honestly a pleasure to meet you, Demi, I’m Rooney. So I’ve heard! I had no idea they’d do it for you if you asked - this truly is a magical place.
Can’t say that I do either, but apparently the dog likes it so whatever floats her boat I guess. Nah, that hasn’t really crossed my mind. Even though he is a little fella. He loves to cuddle with me and I haven’t crushed him or any other dogs I’ve had. Lovely to meet you as well sweetheart. Yep, just another reason to love this place. I swear they thought of everything.
I guess. Why can’t routine start at like noon instead of 4 in the morning?! I would be more willing to go to work happy if the later call time was a thing. You can keep the clumsy title! I’m going to have bruises everywhere. Speaking of coffee, why haven’t they invented and iv drip of coffee? That would be amazing!
Wouldn’t that be great. Whenever I have early call times, I’m like half asleep in hair and makeup. Totally not fair that guys just have to put like some product in their hair and call it good. I don’t mind sharing my clumsy title! Seems like you earned it for the day. I have no idea why, but someone should probably get on that. I bet they’d make some serious bank.
I refuse to believe that half of the things that happen on and episode of Dr. Phil are legitimately something that has happened/is happening. They’re like the most outlandish stories that kind of just make you want to call your loved ones and tell them they’re amazing. What I’m saying is that if you get a call from me at any given time in the near future, you know damn well what I’ve been doing with my breaks at work.
Sometimes it’s hard to believe people do things that are so wild, then again... that’s the whole reason they’re on Dr. Phil in the first place. Ha, alright, any random calls and I’ll know you’ve been watching too much Dr. Phil. Got it.
I think my plan to hide during the break is coming true, since I am at hideaway, aha see with I did there, I am hilarious, i´m Niall, if you didn´t know and it´s nice to be here
I see what you did there. Yes, you are so very funny. Hey there, Niall. Good to see you.
You know what is disappointing? Really wanting a white spinach artichoke pizza, ordering said pizza, waiting 40 minutes for the pizza to arrive, smelling the delicious pizza when it’s finally in front of you, and then opening the box to see the pizza is burnt! I mean overcooked to the point it’s hard as a rock! The salt from my tears isn’t making the crust any softer! I’m pretty sure even the worst sex I’ve ever had wasn’t as disappointing as this. Maybe I’m overemotional today, maybe the rain outside is just putting me in a foul mood, or maybe this really is the second most disappointing thing to ever happen to me. Goldfish for lunch it is!
That’s so sad. That sounds like it would have been a good pizza too. I wouldn’t order from that place again if that happened to me.
Yesterday The Bachelor came back and it was the most amazing thing ever. Yeah, yeah, I like to watch trash TV but I don’t give a fuck, because it just makes my life look better in my eyes. The amount of women that will go after just one man is amusing to me, honestly. Plus they all seem to be insane once they all get together after meeting the dude. I spent two hours of my life last night laughing out loud and yelling at my TV because some of the girl’s fighting for his love were desperate as fuck. My life is lame, wow.
Shit, I totally forgot that was last night. Oh well I’ll have to watch that later. Trash TV is so amusing though, I’m not even ashamed. I fucking loved Jersey Shore when that was the big thing. Then again, whenever I see reruns are on and watch a little of it I question myself on why I watched it in the first place.
I feel like I’m giving off such a “new girl at school” vibe and it’s pretty daunting. I’m hoping you guys are nice to your new kids and don’t have a set of super secret lockers somewhere that you’re going to push and lock me into as a way of “welcoming” me. Especially considering the only thing I want to do right now is lay on that comfy bed in my room for, like, ever. Anyway, hey! I’m Katherine, but you can call me Kat if that’s what your heart desires.
Actually there’s a big secret obstacle course you have to go through in order to be officially welcomed... Nah I’m just kidding. Hey I’m Demi.
So maybe it was a good idea to get here in the first week of the year… I don’t know why. But hi, I am Emma and I would be glad if anyone could show me around.
I think it was. Why not start the year on an awesome note here. Fresh start and all that stuff. Hey I’m Demi.
It’s always the worst when you see someone out at the store or wherever and you know that you should recognize them, but you can’t think of their name right then, so you’re just stuck in that weird loop of politely nodding and trying to back away. I may sound kind of old and grumpy with this, but seriously, how long do you have to have not seen or spoken to someone to stop addressing them in public? In a lot of cases, I think the classic chin up nod should be enough for everyone to get back to their shopping.
Oh my God, I kinda feel bad when that happens. Like I just nod along and act like I remember them and then when they walk away I’m confused as hell. But I also don’t wanna be a complete bitch so what else are you even supposed to do. I get that... sometimes that probably is best. I just really don’t want to be those people who just have to have a whole big reunion in the middle of the store or whatever.
Have you ever had a moment where Netflix sends you an email with an ‘hey we just added this show you might like!” and you just stare at it because you don’t understand why Netflix would ever think you would like that… and then you give it a chance because why not and end up loving it, and also questioning everything about your life because a streaming service knows you better than you know yourself?
I always look in the recommended section and ya know, sometimes there’s just like a couple that look like they totally don’t belong with the rest. Now I’m curious, what show is it?
I got Oskar a little bed and settled it next to mine and yet he still prefers to sleep on the floor. What is it about the floor that is more appealing than a warm, cozy bed? I’m starting to think he’s only on the floor so I’ll pity him and allow him to sleep with me. Which may or may not happen tonight, depending on his puppy eye game. Anyway, hello! If anyone wants to help me unpack, I’ll make sure to reward you with under-cooked pasta and tofu.
Aww. Sometimes dog’s are just weird like that. My sister’s dog likes to tip her food dish over all the time and then eats her food off the carpet. I guess it has to have a carpet taste or something? Hah. My little Batman always curls up with me in bed and he sleeps like right next to my face. Hey, I’m Demi. And if you don’t wanna unpack your stuff, you could always have the movers do it.
This morning I walked into a wall, a door frame, a door and a man. I also tripped over a shirt, the stairs, and nothing… don’t ask on that last one. I said sorry to each and every single one! Moral of the story; waking up at 4 am after having weeks to sleep in sucks. Why are call times so damn early?! Why can’t I have magical powers to make coffee appear on my nightstand when I wake up to avoid walking into things? Can I make my wife do it now that we’re married? Isn’t that a thing? She took my last name so I’m the boss, right? Where are my glasses? Why is it wrong to drink on the job? Why did the chicken cross the road?! DID HE HAVE A DEATH WISH!? This morning is hard. I hope all of yours is better than mine. Also, hello. I haven’t spoken to most of you since last year cause I’m a terrible person.
Gotta get back into the routine of things, huh. Early call times are the fucking worst. Damn, Paget, I thought I was supposed to be the clumsy one. Well at least you didn’t break or sprain any bones. Knock on wood. That’s a lot of questions and speaking of coffee, I haven’t had mine yet. So I think I’ll do that.
After all the craziness that went down in Vegas, I think I’m finally ready to unwind and do nothing but hang out in my condo. Ringing in a new year takes a whole lot of effort but it’s all worth it in the end. How many of you guys plan on recovering from all the holiday madness this entire week and how many of you are going straight back into the work grind?
Work can wait a while longer, I think. It’ll still be there in a week. Chillin’ out sounds pretty good for now. Plus it gives some time to get back into the routine of working out. I haven’t since last year!
