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@hrmcs
When you’re a kid, you’re told you can be anything you want, and that’s not true—you can be one thing. I was always dissatisfied by that, but I thought that if I became an actor, I’d get to be a dozen things
songbird-esperanza:
“I swear, how you do half of the shit you do without getting yourself landed in jail or worse is beyond me.” Essie said, shaking her head with a grin on her face. “Do you even know whose house it was?”
Hayden’s grin broadened a bit and he offered a shrug, things didn’t always go his way but he certainly always made a good effort to make them do so anyways. “I mean, I have been in jail before but don’t tell my mom, she’d flip her shit.” His brows arched and he shook his head, trying to recall if he saw any signs to tell who’s house he was able to sneak into. “I honestly don’t know, it could have been anyone.”
prestonwalters:
“Hayden, that’s so not the point.” Preston wasn’t sure if he would ever get Hayden to understand that not getting caught didn’t mean whatever he did was right or okay. “Think fo how you would feel if you found out someone had snuck into your pool while you were gun? Or your house? Wouldn’t that make you feel totally violated?”
“Shit man, why do you have to be the moral police?” Hayden shook his head, frown creasing his brow a bit before he pouted, dissatisfied with how Preston was reacting to his expression of the little adventure he’d had. “Just rain on my parade dude, I guess I wouldn’t like it.”
adrianreeves:
“What the fuck is so great about swimming in some rich idiot’s pool?” Adrian tossed back, veiling his jealousy with annoyance. He dropped one of his boxes on to the ground in the living room. Dusting off his hands, he looked back over at Hayden. “Are you going to help or are you just going to tell me some more made up stories? You know, you still owe me money!”
“Well I’d like to see you scale an iron cast fence and sneak past security to swim in a guarded pool and then escape once you’d been found out.” Hayden commented, frowning slightly at the fact that Adrian wasn’t impressed at least a little bit by his adventure, it wasn’t necessarily the fact that it was a rich person’s pool, more so the fact that he’d been able to sneak in and then get away from security as well. “Jesus man, will you chill out?” Hayden was sure he’d never live down the money bit, that was, until he paid Adrian. “I thought my amazing stories would help the time pass, they aren’t made up though.”
auroraminett:
“That’s not the point,” Aurora rolled her eyes, but she was still amused by his story. “Can you promise me now that if I ever get rich and famous, you’ll call before you take an impromptu swim in my swimming pool?” She raised an eyebrow at him, folding her arms over her chest. She could only imagine that he’d get an even bigger thrill over freaking out someone he knew by magically appearing in their pool.
“I mean, that would depend,” Hayden mused back, entertained by her request, his own brows arched and he shook hies head a bit with a small chuckle. “Would you invite me over to swim in your pool instead of my resorting to sneaking in?”
yuxalex:
“I feel like I shouldn’t encourage this sort of behavior,” Alex said, shaking his head and trying not to smile too much. He should be more responsible and provide a better example, but he was tired and just didn’t care that much at the moment.
Hayden laughed out a short and soft scoff, as if disapproval of his behavior would stop him from doing the same thing to someone else, but he’d let the other have his moment of correction and rationality. “Either way, whether or not you did encourage my behavior, I’d do it anyway.” Hayden admitted, shrugging and giving a small smirk.
annawinters-andromeda:
“I figured - you can’t stay out of trouble for long or at all.” She teased. “Lost girl? Oh gosh have you seen the movie? Because terrible reference I am not crazy.” She laughed. “Surprisingly, got some time on my hands from work - its an odd feeling.”
“You have learned my ways well,” Hayden mused, smiling more before he chuckled softly. “I believe you’re thinking of Gone Girl, which, you are correct, that lady is fucking crazy.” His head bobbed a few times, nodding in approval of her break. “That’s good, any time I’ve seen you, you’ve been working.”
mcongcddess:
“Not getting caught is an important part of any sly deed.” Stella offered with an air of understanding. She might not be the girl who’d steal and break-in to places, but she very much enjoyed intrigue and adventure, tending to attempt to start drama (lightly, gently; she didn’t want to blow up lives) in any people she met just to feel a little thrill of something, “But next time maybe make sure you have someone to pay your bail? Just in case.”
Finally, someone who knew how to appreciate his efforts, there was many things Hayden did and not all of them were things he would brag about simply for the avoidance of getting caught for them. But on the not so rare occasion he shared his adventures and more often than not he expected to be praised for them in some form or fashion. Puffing out his chest a bit with pride Hayden grinned and nodded in agreement. “Is that an offer to be my go to for bail money?” He teased with a smile.
Text: Preston <--> Hayden
Preston: real question
Preston: chain restaurants or local ones?
Hayden: i mean
Hayden: there are a lot of really good local ones
Hayden: any particular reason for this question?
Hayden: are you planning a date or something?
SMS| Hayden & Odette| ✉
Odette: I sometimes wish you were my imaginary friend.
Odette: No such luck there.
Odette: If you do get a puppy I get to name it.
Odette: Wait, if you were chased by a dog does that mean dogs don't like you?
Odette: Unless you provoked it...
Odette: .......................................
Odette: Hayden I swear if you're joking I will kick you so hard your grandkids will feel it.
Odette: One Question: Did you get them illegally?
Hayden: i'm not really sure how to take that comment...
Hayden: whoa, hang on, why do you get to name a puppy i may potentially get?
Hayden: animals LOVE me, but i'm a delivery person, the war between dogs and delivery people has been an eternal battle
Hayden: i didn't provoke the dog gosh
Hayden: I'M NOT JOKING I PROMISE I HAVE TICKETS
Hayden: ouch, don't hurt me :( that's just rude to my future grandkids
Hayden: ....... do you REALLY want to know the answer to that?
annawinters-andromeda:
“How’s my favourite GPS doing these days? I see you managed to stay out of trouble at the movie premiere.” Anna chuckled lightly. @hrmcs
“Your favorite GPS,” Hayden repeated, grin pulling his lips upwards to expose his teeth in an appreciative manner. “Oooh, I’m always in trouble, you just haven’t heard about it,” he hummed, adding a playful wink before he chuckled. “I’ve been doing well, though, how have you been doing, Lost Girl?”
odette-fields:
The corner of her lip barely quirked up before she suppressed the urge to smile at the look on his face. “What’re you a magician? And if yes, could you make every annoying person on the planet disappear?” She asked in a sarcastic tone, crossing her arms over her chest. When he raised his arms again, Odette gave him a brief look before sighed, her gaze softening as she stepped into his open arms, though she let her own arms hang limply at her side. But this was the best she could do. “Don’t think this would become a habit.” She grumbled. This was the first time she had allowed someone to hug her. The last time had been her father’s funeral. And that was almost a year ago. And Odette had to admit to herself that it did felt nice. Allowing herself a few brief seconds, she relaxed completely from her tense posture, nearly leaning her entire weight against him as she simply stood in his embrace, forehead resting on his shoulder. Stepping back she made sure her duffel bag was secure over her shoulder. “Walk me home.” She said, already starting down the pavement. “And like I said, don’t think this will become a habit.”
The smile that quirked her lips was enough to make Hayden smile more, if that was at all possible, he was trying to seem as charming as he possibly could, it seemed to be working. His shoulders rolled in a shrug and he laughed softly, brows arching a bit. “I dunno, I think I’d have to make myself disappear in that group of annoying people.” Hayden was well aware that he could get on people’s nerves on a regular basis, sometimes, with special people, he tried to make up for it in some form or fashion.
As she finally gave into his outstretched arms Hayden softened as well, letting his arms fold around her in a comfortable manner, nuzzling the side of her head some. “Oh, I wouldn’t dream of this becoming a routine thing.” He teased softly, smirk tugging at his lips as he gave her a gentle squeeze and released her as she stepped back. “I would love to walk you home.”
SMS| Hayden & Odette| ✉
Odette: This is fun for you Hayden. Not me.
Odette: But I'll play along.
Odette: You won the lottery?
Odette: You adopted a dog?
Odette: You were bitten by a dog?
Hayden: it could be fun for you too, just use your imagination
Hayden: yay!
Hayden: pff hell no, i wish
Hayden: i have been thinking about that...
Hayden: you know what, i was chased by a dog but that was a couple weeks ago
Hayden: no to all!
Hayden: drum roll please
Hayden: i have tickets to Disneyland!!!!!!!!!!
SMS| Hayden & Odette| ✉
Odette: we both know I won't be able to guess successfully and this is just wasting time.
Odette: So just tell me :P
Hayden: awww, boo :(
Hayden: that takes all the fun out of it
Hayden: well kinda
Hayden: just take a wild guess!
SMS| Hayden & Odette| ✉
Hayden: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Hayden: heeeeeeeeey
Hayden: hey
Hayden: guess what
Hayden: you'll love it i swear