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Hi, I'm Hrshl (or Hershel), pronouns xey/xem, accordance neutral, 21+.

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If ever you want to make something out of some idea I dropped, you have blanket permission at the moment you inform where the idea came from (and notify me because I want to see what you've done).

My art/"creator" pseudo is Lokisbur.

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Bringer of my own demises, I have made a wiki to list every derivative medias of Sherlock Holmes.

I'm shit at graphic design

If ever you fancy giving me some money so I can survive the harsh unemployment and archaeological environments, you can find my ko-fi here.

Fun!!!

Writing a whole ass different end to season one of Sherlock & Daughter just to make Holmes gay and in love with Watson and "adopting" Amelia... IJ MY HEAD

#So sorry #When I open a document to write everything suddenly goes away...#I have apparently no energy to actually write this thing. Only to enact it within my brain #Sherlock & Daughter

I don't give a shit, Emilia can't be Holmes' child because he's gay and never got bitches before Watson.

Ooooh Moriarty is sooooo gay

But also the tumeline doesn't fit and it's bothering me. Like ok fine keep Moriarty alive as tool for the narrative but hot damn the year could so easily be changed to fit canon

Ok, my bad, I misread 1895 for 1885.

Ngl but the small bee tiepin Holmes has is delightful.

In a perfect world, Amelia becomes Holmes and Watson "adopted" daughter and all that because they knew her mother well and want to protect her. And also Holmes has an heir.

#Sherlock and Daughtering

I don't give a shit, Emilia can't be Holmes' child because he's gay and never got bitches before Watson.

Ooooh Moriarty is sooooo gay

But also the tumeline doesn't fit and it's bothering me. Like ok fine keep Moriarty alive as tool for the narrative but hot damn the year could so easily be changed to fit canon

Ok, my bad, I misread 1895 for 1885.

Ngl but the small bee tiepin Holmes has is delightful.

#Sherlock and Daughtering

I don't give a shit, Emilia can't be Holmes' child because he's gay and never got bitches before Watson.

Ooooh Moriarty is sooooo gay

But also the tumeline doesn't fit and it's bothering me. Like ok fine keep Moriarty alive as tool for the narrative but hot damn the year could so easily be changed to fit canon

Ok, my bad, I misread 1895 for 1885.

#Sherlock and Daughtering

I don't give a shit, Emilia can't be Holmes' child because he's gay and never got bitches before Watson.

Ooooh Moriarty is sooooo gay

But also the tumeline doesn't fit and it's bothering me. Like ok fine keep Moriarty alive as tool for the narrative but hot damn the year could so easily be changed to fit canon

#Sherlock and Daughtering

I don't give a shit, Emilia can't be Holmes' child because he's gay and never got bitches before Watson.

#Sherlock and Daughtering #Also Holmes better be an asshole because he's worried about Watson and not because they read him as a sociopath AGAIN

oh so people watch young sherlock but no one watched sherlock & daughter?? is it because it's bad or is it just the misogyny?

Did she just fucking.... Extinguish her one singular candle to not have a shadow despite the dozens of candles all around the room????

She needs to create a brother in her head to think, she's constantly asking herself "what would my brother do and now her mom just saved her.

Girl can't do shit alone?

"I fell of her trap twice. That's so unlike me." girl... Sorry not sorry but that's actually on track with how you behave and shit...

Watson using his cane on the wrong side is killing me omg istg...

Also deciding to make Enola Holmes emotional compared to her brothers is like... Ok cool you want to show that girls are allowed to be emotional about things but then it's her entire demise like... Make Sherlock Holmes more autistic then. To show that it's not that girls are emotionals and boys aren't. Jfc...

But like instead they decided to make Sherlock Holmes lose his shit instead to show that too can act emotional and like... Great... He does so by being violent...

Finished it. It was as bad as the others if not worse. Still no gay shit between Holmes and Watson.

#Enola Holmesing

Frankly at this point, unless you bring me a Sherlock Holmes that was made by a neurodivergent gay man or transfeminine person of colour, I don't think I'll like it...

Since I'm already hate-watching, should I continue to hurt myself and watch Young Sherlock?

Did she just fucking.... Extinguish her one singular candle to not have a shadow despite the dozens of candles all around the room????

She needs to create a brother in her head to think, she's constantly asking herself "what would my brother do and now her mom just saved her.

Girl can't do shit alone?

"I fell of her trap twice. That's so unlike me." girl... Sorry not sorry but that's actually on track with how you behave and shit...

Watson using his cane on the wrong side is killing me omg istg...

Also deciding to make Enola Holmes emotional compared to her brothers is like... Ok cool you want to show that girls are allowed to be emotional about things but then it's her entire demise like... Make Sherlock Holmes more autistic then. To show that it's not that girls are emotionals and boys aren't. Jfc...

But like instead they decided to make Sherlock Holmes lose his shit instead to show that too can act emotional and like... Great... He does so by being violent...

#Enola Holmesing

Did she just fucking.... Extinguish her one singular candle to not have a shadow despite the dozens of candles all around the room????

She needs to create a brother in her head to think, she's constantly asking herself "what would my brother do and now her mom just saved her.

Girl can't do shit alone?

"I fell of her trap twice. That's so unlike me." girl... Sorry not sorry but that's actually on track with how you behave and shit...

Watson using his cane on the wrong side is killing me omg istg...

Also deciding to make Enola Holmes emotional compared to her brothers is like... Ok cool you want to show that girls are allowed to be emotional about things but then it's her entire demise like... Make Sherlock Holmes more autistic then. To show that it's not that girls are emotionals and boys aren't. Jfc...

#Enola Holmesing

Did she just fucking.... Extinguish her one singular candle to not have a shadow despite the dozens of candles all around the room????

She needs to create a brother in her head to think, she's constantly asking herself "what would my brother do and now her mom just saved her.

Girl can't do shit alone?

"I fell of her trap twice. That's so unlike me." girl... Sorry not sorry but that's actually on track with how you behave and shit...

Watson using his cane on the wrong side is killing me omg istg...

#Enola Holmesing

There's a third enola holmes? Who watches that enough to make them think they should keep making movies???

Ngl I watch those because I'm interested to see how white cisfeminism is going and... It's not doing so good y'all... They're still at feminism 101.

Also the exposition is still so bad like girl... You're at your third film with that gal and you haven't fucking gotten better???

Ma'am, I changed my legal name, got my licence and master degree and got on T while you were stuck in cisfeminism 101...

Like the thing with Enola Holmes is that it could be so so so good, if only the writers could manage to get past basic feminism. Enola Holmes is stuck in a society and doesn't even understand that she plays into that society in order to keep her privileges and continue her work.

And I'm sorry but the "Sherlock works for those with the means and I work for those in needs" is such a stupid ass fucking understanding of Sherlock Holmes? He does work for those with means, and do get a lot of money off of them, but he also canonically do things for those in needs. Dude fucking let a guy die so his step-daughter can be freed from his shit, he let a woman and her man get away with accidental murder because he could see that she loved the man.

And that is, overall, where Enola Holmes falls short. By wanting to show that she's different. She's better because she's a girl and she does things. And like... Sonic Boom said it already, but by continuing to point out that this is an exception you stay within the status quo. She's the "proud" kind of feminist who show around how different and superior to other women she is, and it's frankly one of the worst type of feminist you can meet because they don't actually understand the situation others are stuck in. And yeah lmao I guess the third movie is about to talk about that because she's so fucking disconnected she doesn't understand what she's doing with her wedding...

And yeah so you spend the entire fucking movies thinking "is she fucking stupid? How can she be as clever as her brother???" because when you read Sherlock Holmes you can see that he understood that he was in a society.

Like yeah he's excentric and weird and stuff, but he actually knows how to play into society and how people work in that society. He knows how to stay on the edge to benefit from society while trying to stay himself.

It's obviously much easier for him as a man but goddamn...

Also the fucking internal monologue is fucking annoying holy shit. It's part of what makes people think she's stupid and annoying.

Oh my bad, I thought they were all made by a white cis woman but turns out they were made by a white cis man... Insane how the vibes are the same with cisfeminism...

Did she just fucking.... Extinguish her one singular candle to not have a shadow despite the dozens of candles all around the room????

She needs to create a brother in her head to think, she's constantly asking herself "what would my brother do and now her mom just saved her.

Girl can't do shit alone?

"I fell of her trap twice. That's so unlike me." girl... Sorry not sorry but that's actually on track with how you behave and shit...

#Enola Holmesing

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