HSH - simply blog

A blog about the game Home Safety Hotline because we need more fandom

[hshfandom]

Hey guys I wanna send out an update because I haven’t posted in a bit.

My life has been quite busy, and I’ve just been having general life struggles. I’m going to try and bring back this blog big time, but for the moment I will not be doing the guessing game polls just because I have midterms and exams to study for at the moment. Hope yall understand.

I’ll try to post more original entries and general fandom content, and my asks will remain open, but I just need time to get my personal life together.

-simply out

[hshfandom]

Who was gonna tell me the hardest part of making a hsh mod is making the regular pests. Sittin here researching opossums instead of studying for finals

[hshfandom]

Howdy I’m making a hsh mod! Yay! It’s in the early stages of development but I’m hoping for it to be a full campaign cause I have all these thoughts in my brain that won’t go away

[hshfandom]

What if Scrooge was just affected by a time whisp?

[i-give-hsh-creatures]

could you please kindly give me the most (in your opinion) fuckable creature?

You got: A Mirror Nymph!

[hshfandom]

We need to open up these debates. I’m gonna say Dorcha’s pretty f-able. He can deliver me whatever he wants…

[i-give-hsh-creatures]

"Dorcha will deliver that which it seeks. There is no coming back from deliverance." "To be sought by Dorcha is to be found by Dorcha." Dunno what the FUCK that means but it doesn't sound Good. Also, there is no fighting Dorcha. Meanwhile, a Mirror Nymph can be thwarted by simply breaking the mirror or not looking @ it.

Perhaps i'm old fashioned, but i prefer my partners to not be omens of. Death??? or something??????

[hshfandom]

That’s fair. To clarify: the mirror nymph is LEAGUES above Dorcha, but probably a lot healthier, but the vision of Dorcha’s delivery gimmick being a entire sex euphemism is a little funny /lh

[i-give-hsh-creatures]

could you please kindly give me the most (in your opinion) fuckable creature?

You got: A Mirror Nymph!

[hshfandom]

We need to open up these debates. I’m gonna say Dorcha’s pretty f-able. He can deliver me whatever he wants…

[quitealotofsodapop]

"Dispatch" and "Home Safety Hotline" collab where A: Robert and the Z-Team have to deal with a string of supernatural-based calls, and/or B: HSH has a bonus day/week dedicated to superpowered or supernatural peoples and their hazards.

[hshfandom]

Secret B option: HSH like game but instead of entities you have to identify different types of villains

Secret C option: the SDN office common hobb

[mintybasilitecakez]

Home Safety Hotline playlist :D

[hshfandom]

There isn't a call back from Slim Jim for a while. At the very least, not one regarding the house. But at some point, the house is seen on the news, said to have been abandoned after the previous tenant, Jeremy Walker went missing, presumed to be dead. The house was later entrusted to his younger brother, James Walker, who has refused to make any comment on his brother's disappearance. From what our sources say, he's left town to start a new life. The house seems to have been left abandoned, and was found almost entirely destroyed just this week.

(It was a boggart! But since "Slim Jim" wasn't actually home, it was destroyed regardless, as no one was there to fend off the various anomalies. Jeremy's house was chock full of these things, which likely played apart in the house falling apart, it was just a boggart in this specific case.

I love when I get attached to a gag character and give them entire dramatic and tragic backstories)

You will be be missed Slim Jim. But one does wonder how so many Boggarts got in just one place. Slim Jim… the crazy creature you are. I might just make an entry off of this…

[hshfandom]

what’s your opinion on the 9/11 terrorist attacks?

Idk man I just work here

[hshfandom]

HELP! OH GOD, THE POLICE HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING—MY DAUGHTER, SHE’S BEEN GONE FOR AN HOUR AT LEAST! WHEN I WOKE UP, SHE WAS MISSING!

…

Oh God…my Mary. She—she’s only eight, I—she’s terribly mad at me after I told her off for scuffling with someone at school….

Do you think she could’ve run off? I didn’t hear the door—oh, there’s ash on the hearth…was there a wild animal?

Please, God help me…

“Please Hold.”

Ash baby ash baby /ref

Anyway, HSH employees, this caller is counting on you to get her the right information and (maybe) get her daughter back!

Maybe.

Hopefully.

This call also reminds me of an entity I’m working on so lowkey chewing on this.

Which entity is this?

Floor Roots

False Artifact

Portals

Wood Secretions

Cellar Growths

The Sinner

False Rose Bushes

The Locamotive

Yulemen

Ogress

Yule Cats

The Gift Hag

Voting ended onDec 26, 2025

[hshfandom]

What . . . ? ? ? (/ref)

-☀️

(voting was a tie ;-; answer was raccoons. I feel like it'd be kind of mean to count it as wrong due to a tie. so Uhhh, for the sake of their problem: they eventually found a raccoon in their attic and the guy released it.)

Ahhh the age old debate of raccoon versus trash gnome

[hshfandom]

👁️anon here, gonna be 100% honest, that was just a little bit i thought was funny lmao- probably some sort of unspecified fae trick. That guy is NOT gettin his eye back.

You get the award for funniest anon

[hshfandom]

OI! I NEED YER HELP! ME EYE'S JUST GONE WALKIES, IT- IT POPPED RIGHT OUT OF ME SOCKET! THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?! I'M MISSING AN EYE, CHRIST-!

-👁️

“Please hold.”

(This is the funniest way you could have phrased this omg)

AHHH IM ALIVE EMPLOYEES. I’m so sorry for my absence, but I’m here now so we can do this!!!

Help this poor man find his eyes please I beg or Carol will spray me with the mouse spray.

But if I’m completely honest I have no idea what this could be. Anon, feel free to come back and let me know if the entity isn’t in the list below!

I believe in you guys! Merry Christmas!

Which entity is this?

False Flower

Animation

Fae Flu

Winter Fur

Sprig Tree

Night Wisps

Common Hobb

False Beet

Elves

Voting ended onDec 26, 2025

[hshfandom]

My dude, gonna have to tell the Carol lady she ain't gonna find me, heheh. Yeah, that address I've got listed ain't mine. That's my bro's old place.

But uh, speakin' o' that place, I did leave it for a reason. Ever since my bro went missin', his house went to me, and we've been having these weird power outages. Plus there was a bunch of cheese in the basement, which explains the rat I found. Real weird. He was always a clean guy. Then again, he never did let us in the basement.

That is what you guys do, right? Takin' care o' houses? I think so. 'less I'm usin' the wrong number. Wouldn't be the first time. Brain's been real foggy since Jeremy... Eh, ain't worth mentioning, you ain't my therapist. And if you were, you'd be too expensive for me, heh. Later. Slim Jim is, uh... signing off or whatever...

Click...

*click*

Normally I would say “Please Hold.” But Slim Jim here… well they hung up first.

Normally, I’d have Carol pick up a call like this but I believe in you guys. As long as you don’t

FEED THE TWILIGHT

then we should be good.

Even though Slim Jim here hung up, still give it your all. They may be a prank caller housing the Mouse King, but they’re OUR prank caller housing the Mouse King.

Which Entity is it?

The Hunt

Lamp Sprites

Pine Sprites

House Fires

Leprechauns

Boggarts

Common Hobbs

Desk Hobbs

Pipe Hobbs

Fracture Hobbs

Toilet Hobbs

Dwarves

Voting ended onDec 17, 2025

[hshfandom]

“Hey, so I’ve just moved into a new house, and the previous owners left a weird potted plant behind. I think there might be a hole in the walls somewhere because I keep hearing weird noises coming from where the plant is, and I think squirrels or birds are getting in and nibbling on the plant? I’m not- oh, hold one one second-

*Inaudible speech*

“No, honey, plants can’t sing… maybe your brother is leaving his music on? Go tell him to turn the volume down.

Sorry about that, my daughter came up to me. Anyway, I was talking to a friend of mine, and he said to call this number, sooo…. Not exactly sure what you’re gonna do but my dogs have been barking at it like crazy.”

“Please hold.”

Potted plants won’t last in the winter. Probably best you maintain it best as you can lest you catch a spriggan…

Maybe?

Sorry for the late responses employees though. Can’t seem to catch a break with my higher ups at my second job.

I do like these no clue runs we’ve been having. I feel like it allows people to take the call apart themselves. I almost wish I could post the whole wiki as well just to really test you guys.

Which entity is it?

Whistling Fungi

Closet Labryinth

The Mare

Yulemen

False Artifacts

False Flowers

False Carolers

Night Wisps

Portals

Bats

Mice

Rain Nymphs

Voting ended onDec 17, 2025

[hshfandom]

Hey there’s a prank caller I haven’t been able to respond to idk why but I sent Carol your way. How yall are able to talk it out <3