Lin: Hey, guys. I think I’m in love with Banba.
Enokida: *Loudly gasps*
[TWO SECONDS LATER]
Enokida:
hello vonnie

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@htrweek-reboot
Lin: Hey, guys. I think I’m in love with Banba.
Enokida: *Loudly gasps*
[TWO SECONDS LATER]
Enokida:
#HTRweek2019 has begun!
It’s finally here!
We’re looking forward to seeing everyone’s contributions!
Yamato: So are you and Banba on first base yet?
Lin: You've been playing baseball longer than I have, so I thought you'd be aware that two players cannot remain on the same base.
Yamato: /)_-;
Naoya: Hey, I’m going to McDonald’s! Do you want anything?
Sarucchi: I WANNA KICK THAT STUPID SAMURAI’S ASS!
Naoya: Yeah... I got, like $12.
Banba: *Just being himself*
Lin: How high are you?
Banba: Don't you mean “hi, how are you?”
Lin: . . .
Lin: Hey, can you do me a small favor?
Banba: I would commit mass genocide for you, but go on.
Sarucchi: Hey, Nao?
Naoya: Yes, Sarucchi?
Sarucchi, mumbling: If I crossdressed and did some chores, could I freeload at your place?
Naoya: You could've just said “I'm struggling to pay rent. Can I stay at your place for a while?” And I would've said ‘yes’ anyway.
Sarucchi: ...really?
Naoya: Mhm, but because you mentioned it...
Sarucchi: ???
Naoya: ...a maid dress is mandatory during chores.
Lin: I already told you, I'm not gay!
Banba: That's not what you said yesterday while you were sucking my dick.
Lin: I couldn't say anything while I was doing that!
Enokida: So wait... you did suck his dick?
Lin: Well—
Enokida: That's pretty gay.
Jirou: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous.
If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Misaki: What if it bites me and it dies? Lin: That means you’re poisonous.
Misaki: What if it bites itself and I die?
Yamato: That’s voodoo.
Misaki: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Enokida: That’s correlation, not causation.
Misaki: What if you all bite each other and none of you die?
Banba: Then that’s kinky.
Misaki: Oh, heck…
Naoya: I think I'm in love with someone.
Saruwatari: I bet they have two brain cells, a horrible fashion sense, and weird obsessions.
Naoya: Damn. You didn't have to call yourself out like that, Sarucchi.
Saruwatari: ...what?
Naoya: ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
Shigematsu: I LEFT FOR FIVE MINUTES!
When Enokida and Yamato be talking shit—
Lin be like:
Enokida: So do you guys use pet names?
Lin: What??? NO. That’s none of your business anyway!
Enokida: Hmm… okay then.
Enokida: Hey, Lin-kun… What do bees make?
Lin: …honey?
Banba, from the kitchen: Yes, dear?
Enokida: Do Not Lie To My Face Ever Again
Lin: Idiot Banba doesn’t like me like that.
Yamato: Wtf? Of course he does!
Jirou: Uhh??? Yeah, he does.
Enokida: Are you blind?
Genzo: Are you deaf?
Saitou: He really does!
José : Mhm, he does.
Banba: Yes, I do.
Lin: ….
Lin: nah
Banba, holding a love note: Lin Xianming, will you be my Valentine?
Lin: I think you have the wrong phone number.
Banba: But I’m standing outside the detective office door???
Lin: THEN WRONG ADDRESS! *Slams door*
Enokida: *Throwing rocks at Banba’s office window*
Lin, loudly: You have a phone for a reason!
*THUMP!*
Lin, opening the window: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT THE WINDOW?!
Banba: It’s very muggy outside today, Lin-chan~!
Lin: If I go outside and all the mugs are on the ground, I’m going to hurt you.
Banba: *Quietly sips tea from a bowl*