❝Hakata Tonkotsu Ramens❞ Week 2019!

  A fan-run event dedicated to our favorite hitman/baseball anime! Event spans from July 1st to July 7th. Please tag all content #HTRweek2019, so that we can find and reblog it! {Please Note: This account is NOT affiliated with the original htrweek from 2018!}

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Lin: Hey, guys. I think I’m in love with Banba.

Enokida: *Loudly gasps*

[TWO SECONDS LATER]

Enokida:

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#HTRweek2019 has begun!

It’s finally here!

We’re looking forward to seeing everyone’s contributions!

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Yamato: So are you and Banba on first base yet? 

Lin: You've been playing baseball longer than I have, so I thought you'd be aware that two players cannot remain on the same base.

Yamato: /)_-;

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Naoya: Hey, I’m going to McDonald’s! Do you want anything?

Sarucchi: I WANNA KICK THAT STUPID SAMURAI’S ASS!

Naoya: Yeah... I got, like $12.

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Banba: *Just being himself* 

Lin: How high are you? 

Banba: Don't you mean “hi, how are you?”

Lin: . . .

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Lin: Hey, can you do me a small favor? 

Banba: I would commit mass genocide for you, but go on.

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Sarucchi: Hey, Nao?

Naoya: Yes, Sarucchi?

Sarucchi, mumbling: If I crossdressed and did some chores, could I freeload at your place?

Naoya: You could've just said “I'm struggling to pay rent. Can I stay at your place for a while?” And I would've said ‘yes’ anyway.

Sarucchi: ...really?

Naoya: Mhm, but because you mentioned it... 

Sarucchi: ??? 

Naoya: ...a maid dress is mandatory during chores.

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Lin: I already told you, I'm not gay! 

Banba: That's not what you said yesterday while you were sucking my dick.

Lin: I couldn't say anything while I was doing that! 

Enokida: So wait... you did suck his dick? 

Lin: Well—

Enokida: That's pretty gay.

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Jirou: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. 

If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Misaki: What if it bites me and it dies? Lin: That means you’re poisonous.

Misaki: What if it bites itself and I die?

Yamato: That’s voodoo.

Misaki: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Enokida: That’s correlation, not causation. 

Misaki: What if you all bite each other and none of you die?

Banba: Then that’s kinky.

Misaki: Oh, heck…

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Naoya: I think I'm in love with someone. 

Saruwatari: I bet they have two brain cells, a horrible fashion sense, and weird obsessions.

Naoya: Damn. You didn't have to call yourself out like that, Sarucchi.

Saruwatari: ...what?

Naoya: ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

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Shigematsu: I LEFT FOR FIVE MINUTES!

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When Enokida and Yamato be talking shit—

Lin be like:

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Enokida: So do you guys use pet names?

Lin: What??? NO. That’s none of your business anyway!

Enokida: Hmm… okay then.

Enokida: Hey, Lin-kun… What do bees make?

Lin:  …honey?

Banba, from the kitchen: Yes, dear?

Enokida: Do Not Lie To My Face Ever Again

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Lin: Idiot Banba doesn’t like me like that.

Yamato: Wtf? Of course he does!

Jirou: Uhh??? Yeah, he does.

Enokida: Are you blind?

Genzo: Are you deaf?

Saitou: He really does!

José : Mhm, he does.

Banba: Yes, I do.

Lin: ….

Lin: nah

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Banba, holding a love note: Lin Xianming, will you be my Valentine? 

Lin: I think you have the wrong phone number. 

Banba: But I’m standing outside the detective office door??? 

Lin: THEN WRONG ADDRESS! *Slams door*

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Enokida: *Throwing rocks at Banba’s office window*

Lin, loudly: You have a phone for a reason!

*THUMP!*

Lin, opening the window: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT THE  WINDOW?!

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Banba: It’s very muggy outside today, Lin-chan~!

Lin: If I go outside and all the mugs are on the ground, I’m going to hurt you.

Banba: *Quietly sips tea from a bowl*