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Soz I haven't been active but I saw taylor swift and my cousin made me go to the stadium at 2pm so we just sat and I wasn't trying to kill my battery I'll be on later today if my headache goes away
KAT THANK U SO MUCH OH MY GOD HES SO NICE AND I HUGGED HIM AND HES TINY AND I WANT TO DIE OK
i’M SMILING SO MUCH FOR YOU BABY OH MY GDEICEICESL HOW’D YOU MEET HIM???
RHANK U PFMGMD Ok so kind of long story I was walking from Times Square to Central Park bc he tweeted he would be there and we jet to Central Park and when we were just arriving my cousin saw him leaving in those carriage thingies and I was like "ALEX ????? " and he turned around and waved and me and my cousin ran after him and he stopped to go to the bank and we ran to the bank and when he came out he walked towards me and hugged me and said hi and I wanted to die ok so I asked for a photo and a video but I was shaking so much so he took my phone and made a video and then he got back in the carriage and I threw myself on the floor and I forgot I had my Polaroid on me and I yelled for him to wait and he turned back around and I said can we please take a Polaroid so he got out and we did and he hugged me again and said it was nice to meet me and to have a good day but his driver came out and asked for a picture and so did my cousin but they came out kind of blurry bc I was shaking and then he left and went back to Central Park and tweeted me where he was and retweeted our photo
KAT THANK U SO MUCH OH MY GOD HES SO NICE AND I HUGGED HIM AND HES TINY AND I WANT TO DIE OK
And I would hope that you’re buying me a drink too as a thank you, so that’ll be three drinks for you and one for me.
If I say no, will you not give me twenty dollars?
I feel like you’re gonna stalk me or some shit. I’m getting creepy vibes.
I was just joking. I have better things to do than stalk you.
But I got nothin’ to hide.
We’ll see about that.
That’s how I used to be, then I had Masey and the world kind of just stopped and everything was perfect and I couldn’t imagine my life without her.
And I see she made you a corny person as well. I don’t want kids, ever. I don’t even want to think about it right now. There is no way I’m letting some douche get me pregnant and then I have to push a bowling ball out, no thanks.
I love having kids. They’re the best. I can if I can get someone to watch them.
I don’t have patience for kids. If I was ever pregnant, the minute I found out I would probably evaporate into thin air.
I’ll try, babe. I really will. I’ll give you about twenty bucks out of a million just for you to remember me by.
I won’t even complain because that’s enough to buy me 4 drinks at Starbucks.
Nah, you won’t.
I will, you don’t know me. I’ve got my ways.
I’m so ready to fucking win at life with these slot machines. I’m quite determined that I’m going to hit the jackpot, guys. This is happening tonight–or at least one of these nights.
Good luck to you then. If you do win, always remember me.
Nope. My shit is right where it should be.
And now you’re just lying to my face. I’ll find out the truth one of these days.
I’m in Vegas with a newborn and an almost two year old. At least we’re stopped at the most kid-friendly place in town.
The struggles of having kids. Can you even go out and have a good time with them here?
I don’t think you do.
I bet you’re the one that doesn’t have their shit together.
Get your shit together, girl.
Rude! I do have my shit together.