i blame myself

✿ Maddox C. Hudson ✿; i'm a married teen dad with nothing but a high school diploma, an alcohol problem, and a dream

[dryl]

[huddox]

Shoutout to that snowchild Sai and I built that one time. He's definitely dead now.

[huddox]

She’s got strong feet. ): I’ve had a massive headache since this morning and I couldn’t be bothered to leave my bed so early, so I just went back to sleep until Elsa woke me up. What’d you get up to today?

[jfcits-alec]

Whiner. Wait till your kid starts running and rams into your balls. That’s enjoyable. I worked mostly. Had a English test. Now I’m laying down with my boys watching Space Jam while Payton sleeps.

[huddox]

You knew what you were signing up for, friend. Ouch. No. Space Jam is life.

[skylar-h-a]

@Maddox

huddox said: You are the embodiment of the slutty white girl trope.

Thank you. You’re the embodiment of the talented gay best friend trope. You and my papa are some of the only people I know who can pull off that trope.

[huddox]

I'm honored to be in the same category.

[jfcits-alec]

Me? A dick? Never. It’s just baby feet, crybaby. They can’t hurt you. And no she doesn’t. Why’d you stay home?

[huddox]

She's got strong feet. ): I've had a massive headache since this morning and I couldn't be bothered to leave my bed so early, so I just went back to sleep until Elsa woke me up. What'd you get up to today?

[huddox]

jfcits-alec replied to your post:I need a back rub.

No

Don't be a dick. My everything hurts. I stayed home from school today and Elsa literally beat me up with her tiny little baby feet. And she pulled my hair. My baby hates me.

[huddox]

I need a back rub.

[jfcits-alec]

[huddox]

[jfcits-alec]

So you think.

No you don’t.

[huddox]

Sorry to burst your bubble, princess. You're so grumpy, old man.

[huddox]

jfcits-alec replied to your post:jfcits-alec replied to your post:jfcits-alec...

look ‘ere hobbet m’alredeh six feet if ya bash me down tha much,I’d jus end up bein tha same height as ye. Ya I bet. I did tha didn i? Or are you dum to

i fooken see ya. im not even tha short mate me n robert downey jr are the same height ok so i win by default u fooken giant

[jfcits-alec]

Glad to bust your bubble,Princess. Stop cursing. Your daughter’s near you.

Yes horribly non-funny person behind my door. How may I help you?

[huddox]

Elsa's chilling okay. She's got her bottle and she's watching TV. She's not paying me any attention.

Oh my God, I hate you.

[storytimewithdan]

Dan + uncontrollable laughter in Guess the Youtuber

[huddox]

jfcits-alec replied to your post:jfcits-alec replied to your post:jfcits-alec...

ye mum wont liek tha mate. She’ll pop ya i promis. Bring et. M’nut afraid of a wee lil kitten.

u wanna fooken bet?? i show u a fooken kitten mate i will shOW you a fooken kitten u wanna go mate becuz ill fooken pat ya six feet under

[jfcits-alec]

Yes you are.

Mmhm?

[huddox]

Well, that's fucking news to me.

Do it right. AHEM. Knock, knock.

[huddox]

jfcits-alec replied to your post:jfcits-alec replied to your...

ur fookin dum mate

i swear on me fooken mum mate ill bash ye fooken head in

[jfcits-alec]

I don’t need to think. I know. Failure to accept the truth,is prominent sign of Dinalism.

You’re boring me. Be funnier.

[huddox]

I'm not here for your entertainment. 

Knock, knock.

[huddox]

jfcits-alec replied to your post:jfcits-alec replied to your video you sing like...

i only speak the truth

bish whet you a lie