#knock knock

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I have many vices but the greatest is dippin dots from the hardware store

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Today is DRAGGING

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me:

coworker: sigh

me:

coworker:

me: man this is gonna be a long shift

coworker:

me:

coworker: yall think mike and ike were fuckin

me:

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Outing myself as both gay and compulsively clean in the bathroom by washing my hands extremely well

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wait i’m sorry the anthony bourdain movie stars dominic sessa? omfg

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i love egg based desserts so much