The ticket lady at the movie theater last night gave me and my friend the wrong tickets at first and we sat through five minutes of One Night Only thinking it was a really weird and long commercial
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The ticket lady at the movie theater last night gave me and my friend the wrong tickets at first and we sat through five minutes of One Night Only thinking it was a really weird and long commercial
I have many vices but the greatest is dippin dots from the hardware store
Today is DRAGGING
me:
coworker: sigh
me:
coworker:
me: man this is gonna be a long shift
coworker:
me:
coworker: yall think mike and ike were fuckin
me:
Outing myself as both gay and compulsively clean in the bathroom by washing my hands extremely well
wait i’m sorry the anthony bourdain movie stars dominic sessa? omfg