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[gummees]

the fictional characters katniss and peeta keep getting brought up since i reread the hunger games trilogy this summer and I Just Wanna Say...... they were absolutely correct. like. holy shit. choosing each other, choosing peace, choosing to support each other after the hell that they've been through. katniss maybe didnt feel the strong romantic lull toward peeta as the rest of the hunger-games-knock-off-series' protagonists did, but EURHGH. he became what she fought for while she had the energy. the boy with the bread. and he always came back to replenish her when she was drained. her hardness worn absolutely thin until all that was left was disgusting, raw flesh and peeta said yes. I will plant you a garden. and we will manage together. GOD. that's love.

[anonbeadraws]

🌿- Shoot me an email at [email protected] with a brief description of what you want, including descriptions/images references and commission type. I’m open to drawing mostly anything, let me know what you’re thinking of and we can talk about it!

🌿- Here’s a link to a reference resource i made, to help you make easy references for your characters, please give it a read through before emailing (a clear reference will make the whole process much easier for me) !

🌿- for DND character sheets;  I’ll need all the additional info to do so, so if that’s what you want, don’t forget to send me it!

🌿- I do payment up-front as an invoice and via Squareup, in Pounds Sterling (GDP) and I begin work upon payment (commission price does not include Squareup fees).

🌿- Estimated finish time for pieces is about 2 weeks and i’ll send you the finished commission via email as an A4 piece in PNG format.

🌿- I’ll post up the finished work here on my blog unless you ask otherwise.

I retain the right to refuse a commission, and this is not commercial work but strictly for private use, not for further profit or outside projects

✨reblogs are always appreciated!✨

[revvethasmythh]

sam playing another small character so he can keep gaslighting us into thinking he's short

[gaelfox]

✨Welcome Campaign 3✨

[criticalsorcery]

Fearne steals a holy symbol of the Allfather

[lantsart]

The fuck counter on these two are going to be ASTRONOMICAL!!

[narvaldetierra]

[icecoldtea]

I’m already veeeeery invested

[oddpyromaniac]

Me: the horror of squid game isn’t the players. No matter how they act, they are victims of their circumstances. The true evil is the people behind the games, profiting, enjoying their suffering. To argue that one of the players is the villain is to miss the point of the show.

Also me: SANG WOO IS A BIITCH. HES A BITCH. BBIIIIIIIIITTCHHHHHH I HOPE HE DIES NEXT. BASTARD MAN (derogatory). EVIL!!!!!!

[anonbeadraws]

who wants to meet the best grandma?  simple commission for Morganne of Grandma Ivy, the firbolg Paladin with the best shield?

✨i do commissions!| If you fancy tipping✨

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ladyhavilliard]

…perfect

[outerspacekake]

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

[yourpotatotwiceremooved]

THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY

[serpant-of-heaven-deactivated20]

Oh my god I would watch/read the hell out of this shit

[kendallroynsfw]

my mom makes background stories for all of her animal crossing villagers and she has, inexplicably, determined that pietro had a wife who died mysteriously. so she put a tombstone outside his house because he “moves her body with him from island to island”. i asked her to elaborate. she will not.

[kendallroynsfw]

i just asked if she thinks he killed his wife. the answer: “I don’t know. I just know he loved her very much. He loved her very much. Maybe a little too much. I don’t know.”

[spec-tatoe]

Whoever in chat said Fearne's monkey is Brian Foster...

I literally can't picture anything else now

[bixbiboom]

[ID: A tweet from Robbie Daymond @.robbiedaymond which reads: “Hahahahha! Remember a few months ago when I posted this and was asked IMMEDIATELY to delete it. 💀” There’s a silent boomerang video attached of Robbie’s hand hovering over his dice tray, twirling a d20 in his fingers. /end ID]

[ID: A tweet from Aimee Carrero @.aimeecarrero in reply to Robbie’s tweet which reads: “LOL ME TOO but w this:” There’s a picture attached of Aimee wearing a kigarumi, her face dotted with smiley face stickers as she holds up a jumbo d20. Text on the picture reads “playing D&D in a kigarumi 🐯”. The blue backdrop used on the set of Critical Role is clearly visible behind her. /end ID]

[apricatt-art]

Sketches from the Exandria Unlimited stream!

[cardboardfisher]

Oh I’m loving this 1 braincelled dynamic

[lilsunshiny]

Oops Fearne.

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