a hot mess honestly

smooz//she-her//request if you like i guess //IT//Stranger Things//Hamilton//Heathers//Dear Evan Hansen//Be More Chill//Harry Potter//Wings of Fire//Warriors//Countryhumans (only a little bit)

[hufflepuffhurrdurr]

hey you

yes you

guess what

...

i like south park

im bi

aaaaaaaaaaaannd

...

[hufflepuffhurrdurr]

Any thoughts, lol?

I just didn’t know if anyone saw this masterpiece on Youtube, and wanted to share it here!

Enjoy! TwT

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[shrimphat22]

it him

[nebula-of-esteem-deactivated201]

I’ll blog it just because people need to see this cat, but let’s hope I get luck too.

[lokahjarta]

i reblogged this yesterday and today my mom paid for pedicures and dinner for my fiancé and i out of the blue 💁

[hufflepuffhurrdurr]

please work

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[ungodlyobsessions]

OH FUCK HE COMIN

[hufflepuffhurrdurr]

bwahAAAA HA HA HA *WHEEZE* omg...

[hufflepuffhurrdurr]

we're all god's children, and he left us in a hot car

random comment on a mccafferty video

[hufflepuffhurrdurr]

Richie: *says/does something stupid*

Losers: 

[hufflepuffhurrdurr]

Beep Beep Richie

*random day at the clubhouse*

Losers: ...

Richie: hey guys, i just noticed something

Losers: what

Richie: if you take the 'r' out of 'virginia' it's like a misspelled version of 'vagina'

Losers: *collective groan*

Richie: also, take the 'ia' out and you get 'virgin'

Losers: omg richie stOP

Richie: and the capitol is 'RICHmond'

Losers: richIE SHUT UP

Richie: ...D:< *shuts up anyway*

*in geography class*

Richie: *raises hand*

Teacher: Yes Mr. Tozier?

Richie: if you take the 'r' out of-

Losers: richIE NO-

[hufflepuffhurrdurr]

Get your own food Rich

Richie: Can you get me McDonald's?

Stan: No, but I can shove a rusty fork up your ass.

Richie:...

Stan:...

Richie: *gets his own McDonalds*

[hufflepuffhurrdurr]

in this tumblr we stan this song and ben the bean

[hufflepuffhurrdurr]

I changed

Hey I changed my stuff and broadened my horizons y’all. Jk, but I did expand my fandoms list. *yay* So if anyone notices me and would like to ask me anything, go right on ahead.

[existenceisanillusion]

I’ll fucking fight a goose

[hufflepuffhurrdurr]

I got bit by one of these b-FISHes when I was five. I can see why.

[hufflepuffhurrdurr]

Welp

My bedroom carpet is still wet from when I nearly flooded the house with my bathtub. I didn’t leave it running. I’m just so fat that when I sat down it was like a whale just torpedo launched itself into my tub, thus creating a tsunami. FML.

*sobs*

[hufflepuffhurrdurr]

wrong leverrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[hufflepuffhurrdurr]

yes you do make them high heels work

[hufflepuffhurrdurr]

yes you do make them high heels work

[hufflepuffhurrdurr]

Seriously though, damn those sexy hips.

[hufflepuffhurrdurr]

yes you do make them high heels work

[hufflepuffhurrdurr]

that’s how i wanna go