Dr. Rebecca Brooke Banner

it was supposed to be a cure. it was supposed to get rid of... the other one. instead, it sent me here.

[gammapulsed]

[hulkinginheels]

hey, bro, uh... you... you okay there?

[ittygittydiddynator]

Mr. Hammer, care to explain yourself?

[hammerindustry-blog]

Not particularly, no.

[hulkinginheels]

....Mr. Hammer. Your face.

[lawyerupasshole]

[gowebgo-blog]

Andrew Garfield in Tribeca with a hand full of comics

Oh no

they’ve caught me

OH NO

THEY CAUGHT ME 

WITH HAIR GEL

[hulkinginheels]

Ugh, precious.

[gammapulsed]

To the person who ate the vegetable soup that was in the level 6 break room: 　

You have just ingested ocelot urine.

[hulkinginheels]

I'm more than a little curious, Bruce. Did you actually take the time to mix cut vegetables with a mixture of broth and urine? I'm assuming it's not just straight urine, as A. you put the "vegetable" qualifier right there, and B. I'm almost positive that ocelot urine would smell pretty damn bad, between the musky scent of ocelot ass and ammonia.

I mean, did you just mix a can of condensed soup with urine or a urine-water mix? Did you lace an otherwise innocent container of veggie soup with cat piss? After the initial mixing, how did you know it wouldn't smell so offensive after re-heating that the dastardly villain would actually eat some or all of it?

[gammapulsed]

The next person who asks me if I turn green everywhere will get to find out, personally.

[hulkinginheels]

Do you seriously get this question that often?

[gammapulsed]

Do you?

[hulkinginheels]

Actually, no- not much of a social life, nobody really knows who I am, sorta thing.

Benny found out once, though, and, uh... yeah. Yeah.

[gammapulsed]

The next person who asks me if I turn green everywhere will get to find out, personally.

[hulkinginheels]

Do you seriously get this question that often?

[gammapulsed]

#hey uh- is our- your dad… still around?

no. Not for a long time.

[hulkinginheels]

Good. That's... good. Mine, uh... mine too.

[hulkinginheels]

Pushy.

[gammapulsed]

I think that’s how Howard says ‘I value your input because you are very smart and I am glad you are of my loins.’

[hulkinginheels]

Well- I guess it's better than "You disgust me, you fucking freak."

[fatherofinnovention-blog]

Anthony, do me a favor and keep an eye out for a few incoming files. I finished those designs so get them installed as soon as you get them; no excuses, no delays. 

[notiron-blog]

I guess I can have a look.

[fatherofinnovention-blog]

And by ‘I guess’ what you mean is ‘right away’.

[hulkinginheels]

Pushy.

[vejigante]

Hulk: We’re on a space station kid. Why in the world would there be bears on a Space station?

*A Cyborg Bear appears* 

Hulk: Because god hates me, that’s why!

[hammerindustry-blog]

[gammapulsed]

SHIELD things, actually.

I can help you, but it may take some time to explain exactly why you’re here to everyone else.

[hulkinginheels]

Oh... I don't know, Bruce. Maybe you trust these people not to tie you down and dissect you, but... maybe it's just that you have people on the outside who'd look for you.

I don't know these people you've surrounded yourself with, here. And I think I'd be easier to lose track of.

[hammerindustry-blog]

[gammapulsed]

Sometimes, yes.

Lately, also yes.

I’ll take what I can get.

[hulkinginheels]

Well that's... it's nice, Banner. Bruce. I'm... happy for you.

What are you involved in, lately? Anything familiar?

[hammerindustry-blog]

[gammapulsed]

I can certainly understand that.

[hulkinginheels]

Yeah, I know you get it. On a completely logical level, I know that.

So what do you have against this guy Hammer, anyway?

[gammapulsed]

Nothing against him, personally. I don’t really know him; we just bicker sometimes because it’s more entertaining than staring at the walls of my lab.

[hulkinginheels]

Must be nice, having someone to talk to. Or a lab.

Or walls.

[hammerindustry-blog]

[hammerindustry-blog]

Okay, I like you, whoever you are.

[hulkinginheels]

I'm Brooke. And, uh... thanks.

[hammerindustry-blog]

[gammapulsed]

#wink wink nudge nudge

Well … yes. Exactly that.

[hulkinginheels]

I don’t know, Banner. I’m not exactly sure how I feel about you.

[gammapulsed]

I can certainly understand that.

[hulkinginheels]

Yeah, I know you get it. On a completely logical level, I know that.

So what do you have against this guy Hammer, anyway?

[hammerindustry-blog]

[hulkinginheels]

Well, hey there. You’re… friendly. That’s kinda…

-wait, Justin Hammer? Hammer Industries? Really?

That’s- actually sort of neat. I’m using the H-980 laptop right now. Good job. It’s reliable and sturdy, I like mine so far.

[hammerindustry-blog]

Someone who gets me, I like this.

[hulkinginheels]

I don’t- I wouldn’t say that, exactly. Just that your company makes a dependable and affordable laptop.That’s hardly a basis to judge a person on.

What, you get people “joking” like that a lot?

[hammerindustry-blog]

He hasn’t met a lot of people, Robert, he’s dead.

[hulkinginheels]

….do not know if want.

[gammapulsed]

You don’t want, Brooke.

[hulkinginheels]

What, because you know me so well, Banner?

[gammapulsed]

#wink wink nudge nudge

Well … yes. Exactly that.

[hulkinginheels]

I don't know, Banner. I'm not exactly sure how I feel about you.