Genius, superhero, model human being...

I'm kind of a big deal.

[aliceisnotokay]

[dewrr]

[notiron-blog]

So. Think anybody’ll notice we’re not coming home in the same ride we rolled out in?

[fatherofinnovention-blog]

Not if you avoid heading home to Miss Potts and pull up at S.H.I.E.L.D.’s base instead.

[notiron-blog]

#Consider that an invitation.

Sleepover? Done.

I'll bring the party. You just make sure the front door's unlocked.

[notiron-blog]

So. Think anybody'll notice we're not coming home in the same ride we rolled out in?

[fatherofinnovention-blog]

What the hell an hthoy.

A few bottlces Of tequila and this is wheere the conversatnom heads? You both are n for it when I soberer up„

[notiron-blog]

Okay but get some first

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i have a Feelingth at I know what that prase means . stop it already you,re creepin g me the hell out; I dont want you hinkng about what i do in provate pal

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Thinking about and encouraging are two different things jsyk

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hermione-ganja replied to your post: aforaffort replied to your post: aforaffort…

I might get smacked for suggesting this, but there are various ‘devices’ that can be purchased… or constructed using a rubber glove, a tube sock, and some vaseline…

Now I thi nk we’re just taking the otrignal comment a bit too literally

[fatherofinnovention-blog]

What the hell an hthoy.

A few bottlces Of tequila and this is wheere the conversatnom heads? You both are n for it when I soberer up„

[notiron-blog]

Okay but get some first

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falconrune replied to your post: aforaffort replied to your post: aforaffort...

Are… are you okay, Tony?

Apart from a very slight lack of coordination tonight? I'm fantastic.

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hermione-ganja replied to your post: aforaffort replied to your post: aforaffort...

I might get smacked for suggesting this, but there are various ‘devices’ that can be purchased… or constructed using a rubber glove, a tube sock, and some vaseline…

Now I thi nk we're just taking the otrignal comment a bit too literally

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aforaffort replied to your post: aforaffort answered your question: Just to check...

There are also more permanent and minimally-invasive surgical options if you can’t manage to keep condoms in your wallets.

Untilw e're absolutely sure whats going on with m y dad and the space time continuum, Id' rather not chance erasing myselff frp, history with a pair aof scissors.

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aforaffort answered your question: Just to check up on things...

Would it be out of the question for someone to suggest the use of one of a great many available birth control options? Goodness…

COnsdierng we're having torubel even laying out a meal plan that doenst begin and end with a cheap galss of tequila and something called Pulparindo, yes. Yes it is.

[ittygittydiddynator]

Just to check up on things...

While I was gone for the evening, H, did you have not one but two wives tossed at you?

Also, did Banner truly use the phrase “baby-mama drama”?

[fatherofinnovention-blog]

Yes, yes and sadly, yes. 

[gammapulsed]

#I don’t know the definition. #I don’t want to know.

You keep doing the things you’re doing and you’ll probably find out.

[notiron-blog]

See, I'm torn. On the one hand, the guy is in desperate need of a lay. On the other, I've kinda had my fill of illegitimate Starks.

[fatherofinnovention-blog]

The heat out here might be getting to me,

or maybe it’s the tequila, or both. Both is a definite possibility right now. 

But there’s something screwy going on with my blog right now and it’s giving me the creeps. 

[notiron-blog]

#Also beginning to question the contents of this bottle. #Looks more like a relic than a drink.

No. Stop that.

Just shut up and drink. I've already got at least a half bottle on you.

[fatherofinnovention-blog]

Isn’t she the one responsible for this stuff anyway?

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From my understanding of the job description, where she’s the individual solely responsible for my day to day survival, then yeah. She is.

Should we fly her out here? I think we should fly her out here.

[fatherofinnovention-blog]

And what, drag her through the nightmare that is our current situation? A car with a busted radio, two geniuses that can’t stop bickering, absolutely no food on hand because customs doesn’t buy into the meaning of the word ‘VIP’ and I’m fairly certain that sometime within the next hour we’re going to end up in a hotel that’s just someone’s backyard with a bed sheet draped over it to protect us from the rain.

No, yeah, go right ahead, pal. Phone her up. Let’s see what she has to say about all of this. 

[notiron-blog]

Honestly I'm worried less about what she says and more about her ability to fix our food crisis.

[fatherofinnovention-blog]

Kid, what the hell were you thinking? 

[notiron-blog]

You’ll probably want to check with Pepper if you’re gonna start swiping her lines.

[fatherofinnovention-blog]

Isn’t she the one responsible for this stuff anyway?

[notiron-blog]

From my understanding of the job description, where she's the individual solely responsible for my day to day survival, then yeah. She is.

Should we fly her out here? I think we should fly her out here.

[fatherofinnovention-blog]

Kid, what the hell were you thinking? 

[notiron-blog]

You'll probably want to check with Pepper if you're gonna start swiping her lines.

[thelairofcoolshit]

Iron Man 3: Mark VIII Armour!…..

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idginator said: Oh hey, Banner and I both had the same thought, but then decided you’d be fine without us actually doing such! Sorry about that, H.

No need to apologize. Who knows, maybe once the kid starts acting like an adult we’ll have a real conversation for once. 

[notiron-blog]

Maybe once the old man starts looking like an adult we can drop into a club and smooth it over with a glass of Johnnie Walker.