I meant the other kind of web-- oh alright

The blog of your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man and his trusted confidante, Peter Benjamin Parker. We share the blog, but we are not the same person. Just bros. Because having a secret identity seemed like the fashionable thing to do. To answer your question before you ask it, no, I don't have eight eyes under the mask. OOC Notes

[marvel]

MARVEL PANEL OF THE DAY

From: New Avengers (2010) #7

Is that a normal reaction to jealousy, Spidey?

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Depends on what I ate the day before.

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What the hell did I just see on Conan?

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guys do you even know how much it sucks to be internet-less for such a long time?

no you don't

[warblerties]

Angry post about not being at Comic-Con.

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Except I bet if I ever went to Comic-Con, New York would be invaded by an army of aliens and be partially destroyed and all the heroes would be there except me.

[aquawitch-blog]

Nice vote of confidence in your fellow New York heroes. 

[gowebgo-blog]

Partially destroyed.

[warblerties]

Angry post about not being at Comic-Con.

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Except I bet if I ever went to Comic-Con, New York would be invaded by an army of aliens and be partially destroyed and all the heroes would be there except me.

[brucewayneissexy]

It happened in the midst of a massive crowd scene on Wall Street in Manhattan, during a fight sequence between their two characters.

“It was the first time I ever heard Christian say he was tired,” Hardy remembers. “I was watching him for however many months getting beaten up and wet and cold, and he never said anything. Inside, I was dying, but I was thinking, ‘This can’t bother me because he’s not bothered.’ But on Wall Street, he just turned and said, ‘You know what? I’m exhausted.’ I said, ‘Me too.’” “We stopped the fight and started hugging each other,” Bale adds.

[gingerhaze]

Wouldn’t this be the best end to a superhero movie ever? Hero and villain stop fighting because they’re tired, and just hug it out. 

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I support this idea.

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sensesofjustice replied to your post: number of criminals encountered tonight (so far):...

Maybe you should leave the “godly electrical powers” to Thor since he’s named after a deity.

I don't actually have any sort of electrical powers. Just a nice gizmo that turns my web shooters into what amounts to plasma globes.

But yeah that's enough fun for today. The energy consumption on these is crazy.

[gowebgo-blog]

number of criminals encountered tonight (so far): 27

number of criminals that did not attempt to attack me out of fear that I had developed godly electrical powers: 26

(One of them panicked and tried to run me over)

I win.

[gowebgo-blog]

Hey Spidey! Curious, who's your least favorite villain?

A-all of them?

It's kind of what I do.

If I really had to choose the one villain that really bothers me, it would be -- well, remember about a year and a half ago, when there was a rash of sightings of a "dinosaur" in New York, culminating with the "dinosaur" tearing through Manhattan with bio-weapons? Yeah. That guy.

I knew him before that happened. He was a good man and a genius. Even more than that, he was cool. I looked up to him. I kind of had this idea that I might end up working alongside him, actually do something meaningful with my talent for science. 

Now, I can't remember him without remembering that giant lizard attacking me. And being terrified that someone I admired so much could become . . . that.

[gamechangershow]

[tyleroakley]

LINKSYS is so the Switzerland of this apartment complex.

[tooksby]

re:: our street and the wifi therein

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I want my own internet so I can do this.

(posted using my neighbor's wi-fi called "I'm pretty sure Spider-man lives next to me")

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codenamedjenny replied to your post: Happy Tesla day!

That… THAT IS EXTREMELY COOL. :D

Credit goes to Tesla himself! He invented what he called "Cold Fire", a high-frequency current passed through a body that makes it glow with electricity.

Which is awesome.

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falconrune replied to your post: Happy Tesla day!

You will be Spider-Thor!!!

Oh man! I wish I could show him. He'd probably find it quaint but who cares

[gowebgo-blog]

Happy Tesla day!

Celebrating by integrating some electrical oscillators into my web shooters so that it looks like I can shoot lightning from my hands. 

I'll enjoy seeing criminals run away in terror.

(It's completely harmless, though -- just some room-temperature plasma)

[onac911-deactivated20141223]

My Weakness!

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Just small ones.

[falconrune]

So how are you against giant knives?

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I can deal with those

[battlebunnyviktor-blog]

…

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I'm not gonna jinx it by saying he's not real so I'll just -- yeah.

[onac911-deactivated20141223]

My Weakness!

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Just small ones.

[falconrune]

So how are you against giant knives?

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I can deal with those

[onac911-deactivated20141223]

My Weakness!

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Just small ones.

[ignitemythoughts-deactivated201]

I hope your mother/girlfriend/sister/friends/everyone asks what happened to your nose. I hope you have to explain that you thought it’d be funny to joke with your friend about raping the drunk girl across the street. I bet you didn’t think that the girl who was walking in front of you would turn around and punch you in the face. You’re a filthy piece of shit and I don’t regret this at all.

[troubadoursmith]

Alright. I’ve seen this on my dash a ton today, and it’s time for me to add my two cents, because as much as I love the philosophies behind this, it bugs me when people go about such things the wrong way. It just… hurts to see people acting for causes that I love, but going about it all wrong. So… next time… thumbs at the top knuckles, and try to impact with the base knuckles of your index and middle fingers simultaneously. That way you won’t need to tape your hand up later.

[gowebgo-blog]

Oh man, that response

Hilarious and educational!

(also don't make rape jokes)