[Insert cool band quote here]

this blog used to have a theme but now it's a mess like my life

[melonkollie]

today at work a toddler in a high chair patted me on the arm to get my attention, then when i crouched down and asked him what’s up, he pointed at the table full of chatty old ladies across the aisle and said “NOISE” and i have never in my life been more delighted by a guest complaint

[thatdunlife]

Fortworth // The Bandito Tour

[uservik]

me for the next 2 months

[retromochi]

shout out to marketplace.tf for sending me 2 of the funniest emails ill ever receive in my lifetime

[decodering]

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

[decodering]

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

[xxxtictacion]

That last one honestly belongs in hell

[official-lucifers-child]

ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH

[badassdemonsword]

you have. metal illness?

a lil bitt

[cinyma]

Audrey Hepburn on the set of ‘Sabrina’ photographed by Mark Shaw, 1953.

[kingslayered]

[hufflepuff-and-stuff]

one of my favorite jokes of all time

[plasticblisss]

me in jeans and a bra: wow what a look

[finnmysterio]

Look, Jac, Please. Please, Jac, come on. Please, come on. Let me just get you somewhere safe. Let’s just get you somewhere safe.

[dolls-and-angels]

[chocksawaychaps]

Modern Downton

Lady Mary Crawley

[1dasfudge-blog]

you just can’t be missing good pudding.

[itssoinevitable]

“Everyone knows that.” | Lady Mary Crawley

[gotonapsforever-blog]

[thedowntonfiles]

Mary and Mathew wedding

[fictionisanaddiction]

Mary Crawley moodboard

Haven’t you heard? I don’t have a heart.