Wait in the Fire

26 you can't be sad if you're dead

[racingbarakarts]

so i was hiking and had to pee so i went to the nearest bathroom and

im sorry i didnt know someone was in here.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

oh! the space needle is a cute mascot base for seattle’s MLB team! i wonder how they managed to communicate that in a big foam costume?

oh

oh

[lastoneout]

Can't imagine why they changed it.

[luxoffux]

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[hiimneptune]

Listen, nobody who's ever opened a history book says we didn't do that shit first. Pick an atrocity and chances are there was a time europeans did it on mass to someone for the sake of profit. The difference, is that we have for the most part put that behind us, while the US is just sinking deeper and deeper into it. We're not perfect, and we were a lot worse in the past. But it has been a while since we were the problem

[momoboyds]

so the racism, antiblackness, islamophobia, and hatred for immigrants just disappeared huh

[creatingblackcharacters]

"its been a while since we were the problem" someone Black was murdered by police violence in Ireland last month

[dwsa-hnngh]

vampire money but they’re not ready and they take a minute to regroup

[dailyjoekeery]

JOE KEERY as JOE KEERY STEPHEN MALKMUS Pavements (2024) | dir. Alex Ross Perry

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[dailyjoekeery]

JOE KEERY as JOE KEERY STEPHEN MALKMUS Pavements (2024) | dir. Alex Ross Perry

[unwinthehart]

Joe Kerry as Travis "Teacake" Meacham in "Cold Storage" (2026)

[otternottertv]

poke you with my noise

[shinraalpha]

*sniff sniff sniff* ah, i see. you are not an ant.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[helenvaughans]

[helenvaughans]

the thing is that for all its supposed faults, i would take this brand of 90s utopian globalism over whatever the fuck we’ve been doing for the last 10 years in a heartbeat

[no-one-offical]

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[flaskrobonoid]

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town

[roomofpaperrabbit]

[epilepticsaints]

What are they looking at?

[epilepticsaints]

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[infectiouspiss]

the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??

[captain-paperclip]