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laterkiss

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

tinybed

comealongphil

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

punkrorschach

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

sashimi55

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

dambiex

cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

syn4k

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

syn4k

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

deadgirlwalked

True equality was reached in Jurassic Park 1993 with Robert Muldoon and Dr. Ellie Sattler wearing the same length shorts.

girlballs-archive

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

girlballs-archive

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like a shining example of your country's functional healthcare system

girlballs-archive

[sweating and taking notes] hey girl awesome pussy. it looks nuanced and complicated

milkgcf

due to personal reasons im going to sleep

journal factory exploded yadda yadda anyways my life has been slowly eroding underneath me for months and I am so fucking tired I just don’t care anymore but I still need to do the hardest part and everything in me is like give up but I can’t because I’m an adult with a job and a life but Jesus Christ I’d like to eject myself from my life or maybe have a coma for a while because every day is just more stuff going wrong and sure occasionally something happens that’s supposedly good but I can’t actually Feel that because I can’t feel anything right now and I wish there was an easier way than just white knuckling through it all but there isn’t so I guess I’ll just hope I feel like living this half life at some point. I miss my old life I hate change even though I know things will be ok but my life will just never be the same and I don’t know how to handle that (yeah I’m in therapy but it’s never really helped I think I’m just wired in a way that I’m not sure I’ll ever feel ok). Anyways I don’t know what to do but I have to keep doing everything anyways I guess

cumvvelt

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

thedupshadove

"I know a guy" = "I have a useful contact."

"I know a man" = "I am about to tell you a story."

turtletotem

“He’s a great guy” = he is pleasant and fun and well-intentioned

“He’s a great man” = he has saved countless lives and changed the world irrevocably

millenianthemums

listening to fleetwood mac is like. i don’t know this song but let’s give it a shot. oh wait i do know this song. i’ve heard it a million times and always liked it, i just didn’t know the name. on some level i kind of assumed that song was just an ambient part of the world the way the sound of the wind or birdsong in the trees was but apparently it’s by fleetwood mac. neat.