Melody @melodybabingbangbong - Tumblr Blog

Tread here.

The best part is OP got fired because their boss asked why they weren’t “incorporating blockchain technology” into the video switcher they were building and OP straight up said “you have no idea what you’re talking about” and went to lunch

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

anais-ninja-bitch

unrestrained summer fun

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

@tartrazeen

tartrazeen

Interestingly... the only (at a first glance) catfish I can find in my area is already marinated 🤔🤔

So that + this batter would be interesting, but would essentially stop me from ever knowing what catfish actually tastes like on its own

... probably still worth it though

aesungaia

Everyone's Friend

tredlocity

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Giving skeletons a bad name!

firechat

I have concerns. How'd they find out the skeleton is homophobic?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I have to assume it keeps demanding to know why there is no Skeleton Pride Month O_O

hemipenal-system

and now for a really controversial take:

the temperature of the house should always be decided by the one who’s chronically hot. you can put on a sweater. i can’t take anything else off

hemipenal-system

“well during the winter the cold one can decide” no you cant bc you’re gonna make it too damn hot then too. you got blankets dontcha. i didnt say anything about a season

hemipenal-system

inb4 “well being cold is physically painful” yeah i literally have raynaud’s lmao i’m well the fuck aware. fortunately i NEVER GET TO BE COLD

dramaticpokemonpictures

Rest in peace Akihiro Miwa (1935-2026)

I haven't seen anyone talking about this and just wanted to make a quick post on here.

Akihiro Miwa recently passed away peacefully june 20th, and was not only a drag queen and a queer icon, but also the japanese voice of Arceus in the movie Arceus and the jewel of life, as well as the witch from Howl's moving castle and Moro from Princess Mononoke.

Rest in peace and thank you for the wonderfull impact you made in this world.

eggtempest

gift of the vagi

quasi-normalcy

Mel Brooks on taking studio notes:

wizardarchetypes

when i was 13 i made up a group of ocs who were gifted the ability to teleport but with caveats that made it really irritating for them and everyone else. i can’t remember all of them but two. one of them could only pass from place to place through water. they could jump into something as small as a cup of tea and come out the other side through a puddle or something but notably they did get wet. so any time they teleported anywhere they arrived soaking wet. they had to go everywhere with a waterproof paddling bag as a purse. the other could only teleport between occupied bathrooms. any bathroom in the world was fine but it had to be in use. they could just ask a friend to go in first and cheat it that way but in an emergency they’d just have to barge in on someone with their eyes closed and yell “SORRY! SORRY!” and disappear immediately from existence.

byrdierose

Hey guess what @melodybabingbangbongand I made another short film pls check it out and share it around!

#cheeki bump

tikysplickytok

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spaceshipsandpurpledrank

I mean, white people, if you're really woke, really dedicated to anti racist work... enact violence on the next racist you see. Punch your maga uncle a the next family dinner.

White women: fight more racist white women. Be the change you wanna see.