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The Ides of march really broke containment this year

#why is stephen colbert talking about it #why is it on someone from my highschool's instagram story #ides of march #et tu brute

gluefactory4

fuck it, asexual dean truthing hours

gluefactory4

that guy’s understanding of sexuality is 60% utility and 40% A Thing Guys Do. also it’s the only time he gets skin on skin contact with anyone so of course he does casual hookups

#no yeah i’ve been thinking about this a lot recently for some reason #like it’s not about the sex it never was #it’s about craving the release of oxytocin since you hardly got any of that from age 4 to 16 other than when you had to be #close to your brother because there wasn’t enough space for you both to sleep apart in the back of the car #or the motel bed of the night #casual hookups are just the easiest and most john-winchester approved way to get it #god forbid you want to hug your family fridays

tiktaalic

Gonna fucking die disease: listened to suck the blood from my wound while thinking about destiel a little too much a little too long

#whatever you do don’t think about this better yet don’t even read it just keep scrolling #if you saw me accidentally reblog this to the wrong blog no you didn’t #gonna fucking #die disease

tiktaalic

Once again thinking about how deaged baby jack specifically would give claire SO many problems and disorders. Claire voice oh this is your son? And you had to make a conscious decision to take care of him instead of making him fend for himself? Wow that’s so interesting. Now let me know if I’m getting this wrong, but I heard that this kid of yours had to grow up really fast so he couldn’t be a kid. Until, of course, you stepped in and made sure he was safe enough to act his age. I am getting that right? Wow. He’s so lucky to have you as a father. You know, because you care about him so much. And take care of him so well. Especially while he’s a kid. I bet if he prayed you you then you’d be there in two seconds flat. Not that he needs to pray to you. You know, because you’re present in his life and he doesn’t have to beg you to help him when he’s a scared little kid.

#eldest daughter syndrome #yeah

destiel fic bechdel test: do cas and sam have a conversation without dean in the room that isn’t related to him?

#destiel #fic #sam cas choas duo

is someone going to teach misha collins how to use instagram?

#like he knows you don’t have to put everything on both your feed and your story #right?#makes me feel fond though

gay aunt’s favourite to gay cousin pipeline

#yeah #gay aunt #lgbtq

hate it when I log into tumblr and I see posts

#hellsite

gracelesstars

Now that the whole drama’s over and done, we all can- WAIT, what’s that?! it’s.. it’s, BY GOD IT’S JENSEN ACKLES’ GAY AUNT WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

monkin1118

@heller-jensen at your request

Jared answering a question: “will Jared be in it? Absolutely…”

Jensen: duh f*ck?? He must be joking…wait no..he’s serious. “Yeah yeah…👀”

#This entire situation is batshit crazy #unparalleled media experience

every time I read the word ‘croatian’ I think it says ‘croatoan’ and that’s destiel brainworms at work

#destiel brainworms #desticule #dta #episode 5x04 the end makes brain go brrrr

on today’s episode of I fought against my body for so long because of queer trauma that I am just now discovering basic things about it: I’m 19 and I just found out I have a lazy eye