If the gods are fair then I am fucked.

[noooofeeeeelings]

[nevver]

Wait till your otter gets home, Simon Lee

[pugsandshrugs]

So why do you think you are suited to this position?

What are your achievements so far?

What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

[slavery]

My girl hit me with that STRAP I ain’t talkin GLOCK

She said boy better arch you BACK then she used that COCK

[intercontinentalchampion]

[simon-petricock-deactivated2024]

When u wake up and ur teddy bear is on the floor

[grumsal]

[uchidachi]

Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?

Hattie: Meow

Me: *sings* ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mraaow

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mrah

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!

[wizardyangst]

This is exactly the kind of A+ content I come to see on this website

[between-stars-and-waves]

:-D

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WHAT A GOOD VIDEO

[sketchinthoughts]

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

[septictanksam]

NIN64

[thebootydiaries]

me: *carries cat out of my room for being naughty*

cat: *purrs*

me: you are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you

[khiare]

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[glitter-skank]

[gif87a-com]

[unflatteringcatselfies]

[qoa]

[sheabutterbitch]

I see we’re no longer being subtle