happy days

louis tomlinson — father to freddie, rookie cop, && ¼ of one direction.@ spiderma.n

[humanspider]

i love & will miss you all so much

[humanspider]

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

the "p" is silent.

[mchaelcliffords-blog1]

Just got off work now I’m gonna listen to vanna all night

[humanspider]

i cant stop yawning

[gnatsattack]

I didn’t realize how much spongebob I really knew until y'all started posting captioned screenshots and I could fully reconstruct both the visual and auditory situations of each and every goddamn one. Can’t study for History of the English Language but by fuck do I remember what that one voice actor of that one fish from that one episode sounds like to the damn syllable.

[humanspider]

what did the flight attendant say to the 2x4 when it got on the airplane?

welcome a board.

[humanspider]

I'm so tired

[jccalifuhh]

90% of my relationship with anyone is sending them memes saying “this is u”

[humanspider]

@chanclaemoji so trendy with my dad jokes

[humanspider]

@cozmiczoid & @starburstcandles i’m not sure i even want to know

[keitonoe]

[humanspider]

Why am I trending

[humanspider]

if I was a cop in Gotham i wouldn't last a day

[humanspider]

i'm watching the dark knight but i should go to bed instead

[quietvoiced]

[goatfrog]

wake me up (before you go go) can’t wake up (before you go go) save me (don’t leave me hanging on like a yo yo)

[humanspider]

it's my day off & i'm spending it putting together some halloween costumes and buying pumpkins 🎃