Nicole

"Don't swim across oceans for people who won't jump a puddle for you."

[teddiusra]

[humanversionofspongebob]

THIS HURT TO THINK ABOUT

[ruinedchildhood]

[humanversionofspongebob]

this was 1000% true in one of my classes yesterday 🤣

[ruinedchildhood]

[geekandmisandry]

“Millennials are killing the-”

[psychedelic-croutons]

These vines are my life

[lionesstaylor]

i am on the fucking floor DYING

[too-cool-for-facebook]

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

[speakswords]

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

[pink-pone]

When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep

[ruinedchildhood]

ME ON SEPTEMBER 30TH VS ME ON OCTOBER 1ST

[sweet-bitsy]

[funny-humor-haha-blog]

This lady dipped snails into water and dropped in a bit of food coloring and put the snails on paper and they created ART

SNART

[arandomthot]

Making conversation can be tougher than it seems

[nessaaageee]

This one time at work, I was training someone and the system froze so I decided to have some small talk and I asked her if she had any kids or anything (she was older) and she started crying. She asked me if it was cool if she went to take a walk to get some air and I told her okay because I mean what was I supposed to say? Anyways, she came back clearly still upset and told me that her husband left her for one of her daughters.

After that, I kept all my conversations strictly work related.

[hameenahatesyou-deactivated2023]

👀

[skinoutqueen]

Bitch whet

[the-howling-storm]

[clockworkmachineking]

[jeremymfhill]

[la-roseoftexas]

I once had a customer ask for a drink and asked me to add extra vodka because she had a bad day. I had the bartender do it for free (because my brother was bartending) and I brought it back and asked her what was her bad day (because usually it’s like work sucked, just a long day, or they work at the hospital nearby) and her sister shook her head at me and the customer goes “our dad died today” and I just went “oh my god do you want some soup” because I’m an idiot

[fantasmicallyfunsized]

I did a thing…am I funny yet LOL

[missedmyhearts-deactivated20210]

my last 2 brain cells

[spookylittletreez]

Halloween countdown: 88 days

[stream]

[tellme-princess]

[ruinedchildhood]

memoriesovereverything:

bromione:

WHO ELSE REMEMBERS THIS ROUND-ASS MOTHER FUCKER

No bullshit, I sing the song all the time

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[it-mii]

If this ain’t me

[darthvaader-deactivated20151222]

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church 

[jonsnowboard]

Creative photos from mom and her two daughters

Instagram : @allthatisshe

[rhube]

I love all three of them instantly.

[alentailleur]

This is so pure. I love it

[afronerdism]

I’m in love with the baby. Like she’s too little to take anything seriously so every photo is just cute