Art is the emotions of one shared like a sandwich.

i am an artist unapriciated in my own time

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Penis.

So im gonna keep this short.Learning about america and how their government works.Its a little like rock,paper scissors. Only its legislature, executive, judiciary.

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Deep moral problems.

Being a famous internet writer is tough.I often find myself questioning the moral ramifications of my actions.These two men walk up to me today.One was tall, white and wore a nice suit.The other, was a large black woman.He worn a nice suit also.They asked me help, and said they wanted me to be the face of there new product.Now im no sell out.But if a product is good and useful ill be a sponser for it.A asked what the product was. They said it was called "Sleeponall"."AH HA" i say. "HO HO" I laughed. "WHAT FORE IS THIS?! " i questioned. "You want moi,to be the the face of some pill peteling corperation?!" The man then produced seven euros from his pocket. I was then torn. That was more money then I had ever seen in person.I now ask,should I take the money and forfit my dignety? Or stay true to my beliefs and reject the money? Moral questions indeed. 

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Questions

People ask me all the time."kenny" they say "kenny.How can i live my life like you?" and I tell them "Boy.If you wanna life your life to its full potential.All you need to do one thing.One thing to the key to true hapieness.And that one thing is this.Dont ever forget to not think negitivly about the item that wouldnt ever know how to not be all that you can be son." and then i run away while they are confussed 

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Bread crusts

I would like to tell you about the food I ate.Not the food itself but what the food represents.It is a symbol.A symbol of fear.The fear that is in our society today.We the people,the mighty people who own this earth,who own the soil beneath our feet and the sky above our heads.We have been tricked into selling our souls to these ,the most evilest of lucifers minions, the politicions.The bread crust represents man in the eternial struggle for power.The plate itself.Oh the white plate.That virgin plain on which all rests.The plate is the government.So you ask,if the government is so bad,why are they on the bottom,surly that sovles the problem.Well although it may seem that way.It is a trick,made by my own hand,the hand of man,which will represent the hand of the evil enemy.and the crust of the government will represent the plate of man.People tell me "you make you sense!" well i say to them,"we need more privite jobs in the public sector!" and we are brought back to the plate just as in life, we are brought back to the only thing that matters.The representation of symbols in a manner most fair and metaphorical.

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HEY! Fever :(

There are two great crimes in the world we live in.Loitering and mass genocide.Today a crime has been committed.The brutal theft of my ability to not be made really uncomfortable by having hayfever.Yes.You the loyal reader will be shocked to know that as perfect as i may seem,i have in fact one and only flaw. I am alergic to pollen. My one weakness is grass.I am starting a website to aid me in my time of need.Simply go to WWW.SaveTheChildren.com and donate as much as I ask for.All money will go to me and be spent however I want.Thank you for listening. 

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A poem

sky at night,

darkness around me,

stars above ,

i dont like keewee.

clouds aren't always so bad,

white on blue can look nice,

id like chicken sterfry,

on a bed of safron rice.

when i go to subway,

i like the bacon sub,

robert pattinson is a nice guy,

i wear the skin of a bear cub.

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King jono

jono flagonty is the coolest person i know.Jono is a cool as a fonzie look alike contest held in the arctic,open exclusivly to penguins 

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The train that flew through the night.Part 1.

There was a man.This man was on a train.The name of this train was "the silver bullet".The name of this man,doesnt matter.It doesnt matter because our real story is about a women named "jane".Jane was a drug adict.And her story is as chocked full of misadventure and woe as a childs sick is full of corn and carrots.