To The Revolution!

So this started out as a fan blog for the AMC show Turn, but now it's just a mess of Turn, Hamilton, and cringe history jokes. And of course Lafayette (my celebrity crush)

[washingtons-spies]

There’s blood? On MY rise?

[johnadamsbignaturals]

1776!Jefferson: really gay, The Sassmaster5000

Hamilton!Jefferson: Magenta Ferocity™, a real life disney villain

Historic!Jefferson: “hey have any of u seen my pants?”

[cinnamonrollhewlett]

Turn AU where everything is the same, but Townsend is played by John Mulaney.

[cinnamonrollhewlett]

[justacabbagefarmer]

“Nonsense! Oak isn’t just a material, it’s a theme!”

—George washinton, in conflict with his carpenter

[justacabbagefarmer]

Iconic Turn Quotes

“I know you hold yourself in high regard Abraham, but you’re just not important enough.”

-actual thing Abe’s dad said to him

[justacabbagefarmer]

Turn rewatch thought #4

Martha Washington’s fascination with the spork will live forever

[justacabbagefarmer]

Turn rewatch thought #3

Calling Arnold “spyhunter general” sounds almost as fake as Trump’s “Space Force” tbh

[justacabbagefarmer]

Turn rewatch thought #2

Jamie Bell acts SO HARD like 6/10 on quality but 14/10 on effort you go bud

[justacabbagefarmer]

So I decided to rewatch the fourth season of turn and at this point all I have to say is that Simcoe constantly sounds like he just sucked in a helium balloon

[justacabbagefarmer]

Ok but

tell me that Dwight from the office:

and simcoe from turn:

are NOT the same person??

[justacabbagefarmer]

When you realize you’re in college now and don’t have to ask permission to go to the bathroom

[justacabbagefarmer]

When you’re trying to register for classes next semester and they’re all full

[justacabbagefarmer]

walking into a freshmen class as a senior

[justacabbagefarmer]

Edit: having just graduated high school and all the other high schoolers are getting ready to go back to high school

[eurydicelullabye]

Things girls (and boys) look for in guys

Long brown hair (braided)

From Oyster Bay, New York

Owns a tavern

Quaker

American

Continental spy

Born November 25, 1753

Sassy

Robert Townsend

[luckysilverbell]

TURN videos for amctv

[montmartre-parapluie-deactivate]

Never not reblog. Ever.

[washingtons-spies]

DO NOT LET THIS DIE

[eurydicelullabye]

*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

[justacabbagefarmer]

“You’re job’s a joke”

*cut to failed cabbage farmer*

[gwendolencorday-deactivated2023]

Parks and Rev: shout-out to @brewst-r for helping me decide who should have this quote!!