lee hakhyun's #1 kinnie

Kim dokja fragment of all time Not actually Lime but a cooler person

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Whoa, a pinned post?

unofficial Lee Hakhyun (lime, not the character) hate account (lie)

Chronic Lime impersonator. It's actually a problem that happens periodically. I should really stop.

I definitely do not have like 4 fake lime accounts. I.... can't defend myself for that one tbh

Chill with being made fun of, especially mutuals <3

Not connecting to my main because a decent amount of my mutuals already know who I am. Lime Sherlock Holmes-ed me and I'm still stuck on the fact my typing style is that recognizable

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[annabelle--cane]

schrodinger's chekhov's gun. a detail in a story that looks like it should have some big payoff but it's too early to tell if that's relevant or if the author just has a passion for lovingly describing guns.

[fallowsthorn]

schrodinger's chekov's occam's razor: you find an inconsistent or inaccurate detail in a work that would be brilliant if it was foreshadowing a plot twist later on, but it's too early to tell whether the author expects you to be smart, and the simplest explanation is that they fucked up

[magical-agatha]

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there is something sexy about an asexual/sex-repulsed character having sex and/or intimacy but like. On its terms. Notice the pronouns I am using about this mysterious character (no prize for guessing exactly the individual I was reading about)

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Han Sooyoung/Kim Dokja Characters: Han Sooyoung (Omniscient Reader), Kim Dokja Additional Tags: Dubious Consent, Drunk Sex, Vaginal Sex, Mistaken Identity, Ambiguous/Open Ending, hey maybe you shouldn’t attempt to finger someone after picking up ceramic shards (just my opinion though), me hating on the month of december for some reason, Sex written by someone who has never felt the touch of a person, shitty sex, dubious identity, implied to occur before/during chapter 519, No beta we die like Cheon Inho Summary:

(all my dreams and fears, just say them out/Yet I go and lie to you and say I'd rather not, even though you never found me out)

Han Sooyoung's a bit (a lot) drunk and she feels like making a bit of a bad decision.

Title is from Rachie's cover of Eine Kleine by Hachi (Kenshi Yonezu).

[decompose1]

getting mega frustrating terf comments on my post and it's maddening bc they're flat out just wrong + stupid. they utterly refuse to do ANY research and spread complete misinformation about vaginoplasty as a way of trying to fearmonger and judge you out of getting one. so im gonna make a post about it.

THEY'RE LYING! VAGINOPLASTY IS NOT AN ""OPEN WOUND"". it is a real sexual organ. dilation is completely normal and was invented for cis women first anyways- a ton of them have to do it, it's no different just because it's happening to a neovagina. vaginoplasty is a very well-researched surgery that has been done over and over and improved like crazy over many many years. there are even multiple ways to do it now, using several different types of tissue for the creation of the vaginal canal if you want one. anyone seeking vaginoplasty, your vagina will be just that! a vagina! a very real, beautiful, working body part! the body is an amazing thing in that it will accept this new body part and figure out how to take care of it like any other. isn't that so cool? isn't it amazing how adaptable the body is, that it can just learn how to work with new parts like that? i promise you, your vagina will be real, it will work like any other vagina, and it is a very beautiful thing. the fearmongering around bottom surgeries has to stop.

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I'll be so real kitten I think I'm an active flight risk. Flight from the court that is obligations for my continued existence

[winged-void]

it is continually inspiring to me that there is a nearly middle aged man who writes for a sports website who posts like us, truly the posters spirit can be found anywhere

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I love people putting their favorite Jon Bois Twitter bits in the tags. Like the one where he reacts to an illegibly jpeg compressed image, or how he posts his nonsense guide to NFL overtime rules (complete with "Designed by Jon" at the bottom)

[winged-void]

just gonna keep posting these the people need to see them

[roskvawinther]

i feel like its important to recognize that this is the guy who made 17776

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vasovaginal reaction where every time you see blood or like. Get an injection suddenly you get like. Really wet.

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Every day I realize tumblr allows me too much power of putting my inside thoughts outside

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I want someone to smash me into the ground

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I would say I need to be bred (because i love speaking in memes) but really it's not about breeding. I don't want kids. I want someone to fuck my brains out but like. In a way I survive and can go to school and stuff still

[amoena55]

I let my pussy make my decisions, call that clitical thinking

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i love meowing like a cat finding out they have ball removal surgery

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I must be in heat or something because why am I so strongly enamored by the thought of a lady fucking me so much I think I got pregnant. Also her making me her dog low-key but that part's sexual in a different way. Non-penetrative or whatever it's called

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forcefem - me, talking to myself when walking into a Victoria's secret

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stared at mannequin titties. Need more hobbies 😔

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forcefem - me, talking to myself when walking into a Victoria's secret

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fujoshing so hard I'm sick with lust- hey what was that. I almost wrote slick. Oh God

Anyway to be bitchless and full of libido. Pain in this world 😔