I fujoshied too close to the sun ☀️

Professional shipper. Obsessed with European blonde bisexual menaces with tiny slutty waistes.

[hudconbeliever]

Alright alright alright!

So I can see that today we're kinda having the same discussion over multiple blogs so I thought I might put out a nice survey 😎

When do you think our beloved boys "popped the cherry"? (Yes, it's exactly what you're thinking about). Multiple answers or leave a comment if you have a whole different opinion 😉 Please let's remain respectful tho.

When did Hudcon "pop the cherry"?

During shooting season 1 of HR: they just couldn't resist the attraction!

Right after wrapping up s1: they wanted to save all the tension for the show!

During the September hiking trip in Van: duh! I mean, it's crystal clear

Somewhere between November and December: they spent sooo much time together!

During new year's eve: they were so boyfriends coded! Also very romantic

While recording the Quinn project: too much moaning into microphones!

After the Golden Globes: the entire world saw us, so... fuck it, we ball!

They had a secret meeting during the Big February Draught and finally gave up

During Saturday Night Live weekend: I mean, do I even have to explain?

Somewhere between March and the end of April (specify in the comments)

After the Met Gala: the bathroom rendezvous was the foreplay baby!

Alternative: they never did it! They're angels and y'all a bunch of perverts!! 😡

Voting ended onMay 30

You have a whole week to reply 😁 Have fun!

[misssassy56]

If Hudson's pr team instead of pushing his straight relationship and his gf down our throats worked better for him and deleted his digital footprints the moment he got famous nothing like this would have happened but no for them getting facials are more important than protecting their clients image and career

🙃

It's really truly shocking. You never know how unprofessional some people are unless you're paying attention. And we're paying attention now and it doesn't fucking look good🙄

[intercrusher]

blue/pink toothbrush????? maybe.. blue for now

[brown-eyes-blue]

Pics by Jackson Yeung

[existentialistincrisis]

The 2026 Canadian Screen Awards has to feel like when Lord of the Rings was at the Oscars. You were nominated for an award when LOTR was in your category? Good luck pal. Heated Rivalry fucking swept (and as they should)

[bambicoded]

[spicyvampire]

Ilya had a lovely swallowing. His compliments to the chef

HEATED RIVALRY (2025−) 1.01 "Rookies" // 1.06 "The cottage" and Hudson Williams at the 2026 Canadian Screen Awards

[sweetangelfart]

I want shane to have been a chunky ass baby when he was born....like 'Yuna was in Labour for nearly 18 hours cause his big fat baby head wouldn't exit her body' levels of CHONKYY

All his baby pics are just him being a cute little fat baby with gorgeous brown eyes. Just total Michelin man levels of rolls. A picture of him in a thick winter coat surrounded by snow in a park, looking like a teddy bear with his gloved hand in his mouth is one of Ilya's most treasured pictures of him.

Littol shane, aged 5, who is a completely unhinged neurotic feral monster zooming through the ice; his brain is getting its hit of dopamine & adrenaline cause of the cold and the thrill of playing. He is unstoppable, his chubby dumpling cheeks flushed red from being stuffed into the helmet. His autistic ass is stimming, happily tapping his stick, shuffling the puck back and forth and giggling away to glory. David is so happy he could cry, watching his son tightly clutching onto his gloved pinky finger as his wobbly legs waddle on the ice of the McGill university rink. Yuna keeps all his favorite healthy snacks in the glove box that he happily munches on with his chonkyy fingers while wiggling his tiny feet as they're driving back from the rink.

He's definitely a biter and Yuna is definitely loosing sleep over how she can't wean him off it and the other moms are complaining about it. She knows it is a terrible habit but fuck those moms cause her baby is trying and their kids are brats who are mean to shane!

David is one handling the tantrums cause toddler shane is capable of absolutely loosing his shit when he wants to. Little shane who hasn't learnt self regulation and has big emotions. David, who notices that shane doesn't fully allow himself to cry but he pouts and pouts and pouts all the way home. David has to pause in hallway and clutch his chest cause my god, he looks a disgruntled baby panda, my heart is not built for this.

Just CHONKYY baby shane!!!!!✨️✨️✨️

My beloved 🥰🥺🤧

[dontcallmeanythingplz]

When Hollanov gets outed, Cliff Marleau is going to be so confused. He's gonna be thinking damn and here I thought Rozy was so whipped over Jane.

So he texts his buddy Rozanov and says hey I'm sending support to you and Hollander. Then a cheeky second text asking if Montreal Jane is fair game.

Hashtag Cliff is supportive, but has had too many hockey related concussions to be that smart/quick

[pavlmescal]

Endless gifs of Ilya Rozanov 18/∞

[providing-leverage]

Very funny to imagine that Scott was a role model for Shane not in playing good, consistent hockey but in being a hockey player and captain who wasn’t married with kids by age 22. Shane is looking at him and going, "see, it's perfectly normal to not be interested in women right now or ever spotted with one, to be focused on The Game only, it doesn't make me gay and no one thinks I'm gay and everything is fine."

[aftaylorglow]

truly nothing beats luca haas being on hollanov tumblr before going pro as the best headcanon in this fandom for me.

[m4s0ch1st1c-pup]

I feel like Ilya with pajamas would go two ways

1) Ilya free balling with nothing protecting his hair or anything, having some bullshit excuse of

"No no Shane, I am Russian, we do not need clothes for sleep. We must be free, like grizzly bear. My curls will survive, I am natural beauty."

Or

2) He is the most high mantinence motherfucker there is

He has a full on, silk, fancy ass sleep set that he wears along with a dramatic as fuck fur or feather robe, a bonnet and an eye mask

"Shane, I must wear it all. I have beautiful curls, beautiful body, I cannot risk not having good sleep. I need beauty sleep or I will grow old and wrinkled like Scott Hunter, I will not be Scott Hunter"

[deletiaclementine]

Ilya does a recreation of the Kim K champagne magazine cover for some Canadian art magazine after the Centaurs first cup win. He breaks the internet because the general population didn’t know he had all that cake underneath the hockey pads. Shane is catatonic with jealousy. Ilya’s like yeah now you know how it feels when you do your little wet t shirt ads

And then they fuck about it

[shilyas]

Hudson Williams accepting the award for Best Lead Performer in a Drama Series at the 2026 Canadian Screen Awards

[russianblush]

and trust when that picture drops of them both in their cens jerseys i’m going to implode

[fiftyfandomsinatrenchcoat]

i still cannot get over that one post where op says they think while Ilya stays home with the kids more they start to adopt his accent a bit and eventually they think Shane is the one talking weird like that’s soooo sweet to me for some reason