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Saddam Hussein published a best-selling romance novel

Saddam Hussein published a best-selling romance novel

Saddam Hussein, the fifth president of Iraq, was considered a dictator in the political world. The man who was the most feared due to his invasion of Kuwait by claiming to help the Kuwaitis had written a best-selling romance novel. Yes, you read that right! Beyond the entirety of his negative political front, Hussein’s heart resided inside the novel of “Zabibah and the King”. Although the novel…

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How can someone who never exist have a child?

How can someone who never exist have a child?

A Washington family had just had a child when the father decided to take a paternal test. When he got the results back, he was shocked. He wasn’t the father to his child. The couple decided that he’ll take a 23andMe test, and the results shocked them even more. The father was actually the uncle. This couldn’t make sense, though, since the child was made through Vitro fertilization, and only the…

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Mustard ice cream and it looks exactly like mustard

Mustard ice cream and it looks exactly like mustard

Heston Blumenthal is one of the world’s foremost chefs. He is famous for pushing the boundaries of gastronomic invention with his innovative dishes served at his 3-Michelin-Starred restaurant, The Fat Duck in Bray, England. Now, eating snail porridge or parsnip cereal is par for the course in such a fancy restaurant. But mass-produced in a popular supermarket chain? You better believe it. Created…

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Kim Kardashian says she's really shy

Kim Kardashian says she’s really shy

Kim Kardashian West might be a sex symbol, yet the mother of three is far various when she’s away from plain view at home. Staying aware of the Kardashians star conceded that her “public persona is wild, sexual,” yet she’s “really awkward when I talk about sex, and I’m more traditionalist with regards to that.” “Yet, I’m vain like that. I can go on a set and be completely bare before 50…

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Slow down I the man in the toot toot command you to!

Slow down I the man in the toot toot command you to!

Imagine driving a car and out of your corner vision you see a little man in a little car zip zipping back and forth looking at you. Funny or creepy?

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This is the human Barbie, Valeria Lukyanova

This is the human Barbie, Valeria Lukyanova

Valeria is famous for her striking resemblance to a plastic doll, and has spent more than $100,000 on plastic surgery to maintain her appearance. She’s also a Ukrainian model and entertainer of Russian origin. She’s turned into a 5 feet 7 inch tall female human Barbie with an immaculate face, tiny waist, huge cleavage, blue eyes, long platinum hair and slender limbs.

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“No! You’re not fat! You’re beautiful!”

“No! You’re not fat! You’re beautiful!”

By saying this, you are suggesting that someone cannot be both plus-size and pretty. Which is wrong. And if this person actually is overweight, you’re basically lying to them, adding to their confusion and disillusionment to what they see in the mirror. The truth is, people actually can be both fat and beautiful. The same goes with skinnier, shorter, or taller women and of any body type, race,…

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When do women start getting more horny?

When do women start getting more horny?

Recent research has shown that using the fMRI machine they can tell where in the brain various things like reading may actually occur in the brain. Using this incredible machine they had men and women masturbate in this type of machine and found some amazing things about male and female sexuality in the research accomplished at various projects around the world. Males masturbating in the machine…

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Stop signs were yellow until the 1954

Stop signs were yellow until the 1954

In 1922, the American Association of State Highway Officials met to determine a standard design for stop signs, and that’s where they decided on the color—yellow. Wait, what? Yes, according to Business Insider, stop signs were yellow because they thought that would grab drivers’ attention. They’d also considered red, but there was no dye available at the time that wouldn’t eventually fade. By…

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Only men knows how to slap a butt properly

Only men knows how to slap a butt properly

It’s the underestimated skill of determining an objects quality by slapping it. This method can be used for: melons, cross beams, staircase ceilings, bagged soil, ropes of strapped objects and of course boobs and butts.

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Tattooist Kozo creates pop culture inspired tattoos

Tattooist Kozo creates pop culture inspired tattoos

Pop culture society can play an important part in our lives, so it’s just regular that individuals need to recollect them everlastingly with a tattoo. Fortunately, a craftsman referred to just as Kozo is making body workmanship that is striking in its loyal entertainments of dearest motion pictures, TV programs, and past. In spite of the fact that Kozo is glad to tattoo a representation of…

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Sexy "Young lady" Tried To Scam This Guy, But Got Hilariously Trolled Instead

Sexy “Young lady” Tried To Scam This Guy, But Got Hilariously Trolled Instead

For the most recent year, police have been cautioning individuals to be aware of con artists requesting installments as iTunes vouchers, following a 80-year-elderly person was deceived out of $4,000. Be that as it may, in light of the fact that he was both mindful of the plan and dubious of a more odd who continued calling him ‘infant’ in each other message, Jay Hall from Virginia, USA knew…

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Naked Models Walk Around Miami Beach

Naked Models Walk Around Miami Beach

Well… they’re not wearing any clothes, other than body paint. My daughter, Kennedy, and I body painted four lovely bikini models in different swimsuits and then we held a contest with random people to judge the bikinis on the Miami beach. We asked people which bikini they thought is the most real! The reactions on their faces when presented with that question were absolutely hilarious. They had…

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Influencers are selfish… it's their meaning in life

Influencers are selfish… it’s their meaning in life

Let’s pay respect to hero of this story… The guy who is using all his willpower not to look. Ma’am Do You Mind We’re Trying To Eat And Not Fight For The Entire Remainder Of The Vacation Thanks  

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Wishing everyone a happy Valentine's Day

Wishing everyone a happy Valentine’s Day

Does it look like I’m having a good time?   Photo by Ilya Pavlyuk, Lvov, Ukrainian SUSR. 1968

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Sometimes engineers just have a total design fail:

Sometimes engineers just have a total design fail:

And you end up embarrassing people. Fortunately, her face is blurred out. Or maybe she enjoys the display. Who knows? But other times—designers were very deliberate….

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Is Monica Bellucci the most beautiful woman in the world?

Is Monica Bellucci the most beautiful woman in the world?

Monica Bellucci. She has the most attractive and gorgeous face. If angels are real,they would probably look like her. If there were Olympics for beauty competitions, she would be the mascot. An evergreen beauty. A goddess. Monica Bellucci is inarguably one of the most beautiful women who has ever lived. She has a symmetrical face with the most perfect features.She has an enviable body. Above all,…

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