Apathit Gadyansh

Out beyond ideas of wrong quote and right quote, here’s a field. I’ll meet you here. - roomie

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Not me started to sneeze louder to fight patriarchy.

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Father, conforming to stereotypes, unlocks new level last night on dinner table by saying, “When I was your age I used to eat food all the time. Sometimes by stealing from the canteen.”

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What do you say to your partner when they’re getting frisky but you need to finish work?

Tongue mat kar.

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Tired of being a human?

Say “I won’t be here in May” in hindi to feel like a goat.

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Q. What do you call a country that murders important/powerful people ‘cause “fuck you!” ?

A-sassi-nation

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Thought for food : NEVER try the ‘mixed berry non-coffee’ beverage in Third Wave Coffee Roasters.

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Safest place for a woman is a gay sex club.

[dankmemeuniversity]

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Add it to the list of shit utensils to wash next to colander!

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G : Hi! I’m 90 degrees. Miss always right.

And you’re..?

P : Oh I’m a-cute angle. Lesser than you, always.

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Is BlinkIt going to make it?

An explainer on whether BlinkIt will make it

“Not trying to solve a problem but changing customer behaviour.”

No wonder I’m so wary of availing these 10-min services.

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Diaper company’s marketing team discussion.

A : Apne product ka naam kya rakhein?

B : Purpose se related hona chahiye.

A : Baccho ke hug-ne ke liye hai.

B : Huggies it is.

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Them : How are you so headstrong?

Me : I was stubborn this way.

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You can either fall in love or fall asleep.

I.. however.. was born in fall and sleep with my love.

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What’s ironical is that ‘mirror image’ is a phrase often used for veracity of details being similar yet everything is always visible opposite in the mirror.

I’m calling this false image from now on.

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Do you know why my father hesitates to support my sister’s pursuit of an art career?

Because its sketchy.

#pun-ishment #i put the ily in family

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Wdy think the Kaddukas had a superiority complex in the kitchen?

Because it was grater.

#mentool health

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Wordle 212 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

This is not good for my imposter syndrome 🤨