#pickup lines

[sirlonius]

You tryna go half on a playlist?

[cookthepenguin]

is this fr? do people really use pickup lines?

[superbeans89]

[incorrect-svt-quotes]

#263

Jeonghan: Hey Coups, wanna eat what my mom made?

Seungcheol: Uh, sure. What did she make?

Jeonghan: Me.

Seungcheol:

Jeonghan:

Seventeen:

Soonyoung: Hey Woozi wanna eat what my-

Jihoon: Don't you dare.

[doodlefoxi]

I can’t defend myself on this one

[spookypeachpitt13]

You: hey Robby….

Robby: *sigh cuz he can already tell by your face that you’re up to something* what’s up, honey?

You: I just….ive been thinking a lot…and I just wanted to tell you…I’m going to start identifying as an incomplete staircase.

Robby: *another extra dramatic sigh for theatrical purposes* and why’s that, baby bat?

You: Cuz I’m in need of a good railing….

[victusinveritas]

[colonelcalebskeychain]

My HC of which of my favorite pick-up lines the LADS would be (and yes I'm including Valko so if you're butthurt, scroll past because we don't need that negativity in my house)

Caleb: Hi, my name is Caleb, but you can call me tonight~

Sylus: I didn't know which one you liked, so I got you all of them.

Valko: Do you have a name, or can I call you 'mine'?

Xavier: I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?

Zayne: I had a good pick-up line ready to go, but you're so good-looking, I'm speechless

Rafayel: You know, we need to save the planet and conserve water, let's shower together~