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@hungover-hellhound
Can’t believe we’re being called out.
I am a roleplayer with anxiety
I swear I don’t ignore you, our threads, asks, meme posts and starters. I just get anxious.
I’m worried if I reply too fast you’ll think I’m desperate but if I reply too slow you’ll think I’m uninterested.
I’m worried if I don’t send memes you think I use you as a meme archive but if I do I’m annoying.
I’m worried not getting asks makes me hated but getting too many makes me a narcassist.
I’m worried that everything I do is wrong or not good enough and I am so sorry.
I absolutely accept random RP starters in my ask box!
more Loona! Love this girl.
@askshadetrixieandfamily
some one word prompts . ( send one of the words for our muses to interact based off that word )
goodbye : my muse kissing and/or hugging your muse goodbye.
secrets : my muse sharing/confiding their deepest, darkest secret with your muse.
nightmare : my muse coming to your muses aid when they awake from a nightmare.
push : my muse pushing your muse out of the way of danger.
embrace : my muse abruptly throwing their arms around your muse, hugging them tightly.
bloody : my muse coming to your muse with blood stains on their clothes and hands, shaking.
drunk : my muse takes care of your muse while they are in a drunken state.
bed : my muse wakes up in the same bed as your muse with little recollection of the night before.
slap : my muse slaps your muse across the face out of anger.
gone : my muse stays by your muses side while they take their last breath.
scream : my muse hears your muse scream and quickly runs to their side.
sleep : my muse falls asleep on your muse, making it hard for my muse to leave.
stalk : my muse gets caught by your muse trailing behind them, watching them.
sacrifice : my muse jumps in front of your muse, sacrificing their life for your muses life.
trail : my muse watches as your muse traces one of my muses scares, asking them about it.
love : my muse confronts your muse about why they never say ’ i love you ’ back.
piggyback : my muse jumps on your muses back, my muse gives yours a piggyback ride.
jump : my muse runs to your muse and jumps up, my muse holding yours up by their thighs.
dance : my muse holds their hand out, waiting for your muse to come out and slow dance with them.
carry : my muse carries your muse to their house, either drunk, or a weakened state, can specify.
lighter : my muse pulls out a lighter and lights it for your muse to use to light their cigarette.
shot : my muse gets shot and struggles to your muses house for aid.
wound : my muse patches and bandages a wound your muse has gotten.
fight : my muse stops your muse from getting into a physical fight with someone else.
arrest : your muse finds my muse arrested in cuffs with swarming police everywhere.
hospital : my muse awakens in a hospital, finding your muse by their side, asking what happened.
gun : my muse pulls out a gun on your muse, your muse tries to talk them into putting the gun down.
betrayal : my muse finds out that your muse has betrayed them in same way and confronts them about it.
nude : my muse walks in on your muse accidentally seeing them naked.
karaoke : my muse pulls your muse up on stage with them to sing some karaoke songs.
laughter : my muse hears your muse laughing uncontrollably and approaches to see if they are okay.
murder : my muse walks in on your muse committing a gruesome murder.
wet : my muse strips down to their under garments and runs into the water, motioning for your muse to join them.
Festive Prompt List
“Is that mistletoe?”
“Are you- are you pulling down mistletoe?”
“I don’t care about tradition, you try and get me to kiss you under the mistletoe and I will punch you”
“If I hear one more Mariah Carey song I will riot”
“Remind me why I can’t kill the carolers?”
“Hum one more note of that carol and I will stab you”
“My house, my rules. The Christmas music stays on”
“If you throw that snowball you’re declaring war”
“You’re kidding, right? I’m not going out in that snow storm!”
“I don’t care what you say, The Nightmare Before Christmas works for Christmas and Halloween”
“I can’t believe you did all this, for me”
“You don’t have to go to all this trouble, you know”
“You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”
“You’d make a really terrible Santa”
“It’s a time of good will, not whatever the hell you’re doing”
“Aren’t you just Santa’s Little Helper?”
“You call this decorated?”
“How on earth did you get tinsel there?”
“Wow, you really go overboard with decorations, don’t you?”
“It looks like Santa threw up here”
“What are you doing to that poor wrapping paper?”
“Exactly how much more hinting do I have to do?”
“Have I told you how much I hate Christmas shopping?”
“Secret Santa is bullshit”
“Tell me what you want for Christmas”
“Why are you so impossible to shop for?”
“Can’t I just give you $20 and you can buy something for yourself?”
“Please tell me you aren’t searching my room for where I’ve hidden the presents”
“I thought we weren’t doing gifts!”
“I got you a Christmas sweater!”
“How many Christmas sweaters do you own?”
“You’re wearing the Santa hat, whether you like it or not”
“One normal Christmas, that’s all I wanted”
“I’m sure what ever threat is out there can wait until after Christmas dinner”
“You invited how many people over for Christmas dinner??”
“You really can’t cook, can you?”
“Who the hell turned off the oven?!”
“This calls for eggnog”
“I can’t believe no one has spiked the eggnog yet”
“Just how much eggnog have you had?”
“I’m starting to regret having taught you about gluhwein”
“Oi! That’s my hot chocolate”
“Spam is not a suitable replacement for turkey”
“No offence meant, but I do not trust you to carve the turkey”
“I don’t care about anything else, the pudding is all that matters”
“Hey, binge eating at Christmas is totally justified!”
“You made gingerbread zombies?”
“Step away from the cookies.”
“Who ate all the advent calendar chocolates?!”
“Normally I’d say no, but I’m on my 14th candy cane, so why not?”
Have you ever hired I.M.P.?
“I have~! Once. And it wasn’t for a hit on anybody, nah, nah.”
Anyone she needs and wants to fuck over is already here.
“I hired them ta’ just get me some tasty lil’ treats from Alasta’s fava’rite place back in New Orleans for his birthday recently~!” A happy little hum.
“Oh yeah, I kinda remember that. Moxxie bitched so much, it made my day when I kicked him through the opening to the living world.”
I am a roleplayer with anxiety
I swear I don’t ignore you, our threads, asks, meme posts and starters. I just get anxious.
I’m worried if I reply too fast you’ll think I’m desperate but if I reply too slow you’ll think I’m uninterested.
I’m worried if I don’t send memes you think I use you as a meme archive but if I do I’m annoying.
I’m worried not getting asks makes me hated but getting too many makes me a narcassist.
I’m worried that everything I do is wrong or not good enough and I am so sorry.
During a rather boring day at the hotel, the uncanny silence is broken by a baby carriage with an imp "child" crashing through one of the windows.
Molly watches as the window is broken by… some fucking… carriage breaking through the window.
…
“HEY, CHARLES, BABY, SOMEONE BROKE ONE’A YA’ WINDA’S…”
“Huh. Didn’t think I got that much distance.”
Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have
CARING FOR STUBBORN MUSES. for when the person you’re trying to care for insists they don’t need your help.
“at least let me clean the wound!” “you’ll be even worse off if you don’t let me bandage this.” “i really think you need to see a doctor.” “i made you some soup, and i’m going to sit here until you eat it. i can wait.” “your feelings matter too! i can’t help you if i don’t even know what’s making you upset!” “..i’m here if you need anything, okay?” “stop trying to push yourself! you can’t do this on your own!” “listen, i know you don’t want to, but.. maybe you should rest for a while. you’re not going to get anywhere like this.” “i’ll make you a deal: i’ll just get you some bandages, and nothing else, and you stop making a fuss over it.” “how long has it last been since you slept?” “have you even been taking your medicine?” “i know you think you have to get through this by yourself, but you have people here to help you.” “let me take care of you, for once.” “you’re gonna hurt yourself even more if you do stupid things like that!” “i hate to break it to you, but you’re not supposed to do any strenuous physical activity for the next couple weeks, and if i have to personally make sure you don’t every waking hour of the day then i’m fully prepared to do that.” “it’s okay to cry in front of me, you know. you don’t have to carry this alone.” “stop trying to act like you’re not bleeding out in front of me!! this is serious!” “listen, asshole. i’m gonna carry you home whether you like it or not. you’re not in any condition to get there yourself.” “oh my god, why didn’t you tell me it was this bad?!”
i was going to make a joke about you being unable to marry your deer due to the being in hell bit... but then i realized there are probably more than a few priests in hell, ya?
“More than you can count on all ya’ limbs and appendages.”
A head cocks.
“Besides. Uh. Lilith and Lucifa’ are married? My brotha’ and his fiance are gettin’ married, my otha’ brotha’ and his are gettin’ hitched, there’s plenta’ demons who got married and all down here. Yeah, we manage just fine.”
"I mean, wasn't there that priest who touched a child and then hired a hitman on the child? If he isn't in Hell, then someone fucked up."
TIM BURTON’S FILM’S PROMPTS !
triggering / nsfw may be present , these are taken from varying films.
“ With this candle… I will set your mother on fire. ”
“ Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. ”
“ With this ring, I ask you to be mine. ”
“ Please, there’s been a mistake. I’m not dead. ”
“ If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain. ”
“ If you cut me with a knife, it’s still the same. ”
“ I know her heart is beating, and I know that I am dead. ”
“ Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. ”
“ I’ve spent so long in the darkness, I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is. ”
“ I feel my heart is aching, though it doesn’t beat it’s breaking. ”
“ Yet the pain here that I feel…try and tell me it’s not real. ”
“ I know that I am dead. It seems that I still have some tears to shed. ”
“ I was a bride. My dreams were taken from me. ”
“ This wedding cannot take place until he is properly prepared! ”
“ What are you doing here at this hour? You should be at home, prostrate with grief! ”
“ What a story it is. A tragic tale of romance, passion, and a murder most foul! ”
“ Why go up there when people are dying to get down here? ”
“ This would stop his heart forever. Only then would he be free to give it to you. ”
“ If I hadn’t just been sitting in it, I would say that you’ve lost your mind! ”
“ You don’t know me, but I used to live in your dead mother.. ”
“ Be gone, ye demons from Hell! Back to the void from whence you came! ”
“ We must abide by their rules! We are amongst the living. ”
“ Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose. ”
“ Hey, these aren’t my rules! Come to think of it, I don’t have any rules! ”
“ Uh, I think, uh, they’ve had enough “exorcise” for tonight. ”
“ Not so fast, round boy. We’re gonna have some laughs! ”
“ And that, is why I won’t do two shows a night anymore babe, I won’t. ”
“ My whole life is a darkroom. ”
“ Don’t mind her. She’s still upset that someone dropped a house on her sister. ”
“ I will go insane and I will take you with me! ”
“ I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself. ”
“ Uh, what I meant is, can you be scary? ”
“ Oh! I didn’t know you were asking me. Can I be scary? ”
“ I don’t think we survived that crash. ”
“ Please, they’re dead. It’s a little late to be neurotic. ”
“ Well, how is it you see us and nobody else can? ”
“ Well, I’ve read through that handbook for the recently deceased. ”
“ It says: ‘live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual. ”
“ I, myself, am strange and unusual. ”
“ I mean they’re gone, split, out of here, afterlife kids, deceased-ahh. ”
“ I was just wondering could you help me get out of here? ”
“ Are you gross under there? Are you Night of the Living Dead under there? ”
“ You know, if I had seen a ghost at your age I would have been scared out of my wits. ”
“ You must believe me. it was a horseman, a dead one. Head less. ”
“ I think you have no heart. And I had a mind once to give you mine. ”
“ Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue. ”
“ I have shed my tears for [ name ], and yet my heart is not broken. ”
“ Their heads were not found severed. Their heads were not found at all. ”
“ He’s on the rampage, cutting off heads where he finds them. ”
“ That’s the problem; He was dead to begin with. ”
“ What happened to you? Where are your parents? ”
“ It’s not heaven he’s from! It’s straight from the stinking flames of hell! ”
“ The power of Satan is in him; I can feel it. Can’t you? ”
“ He has been sent first to tempt you. But it’s not too late. ”
“ Sweetheart, you can’t buy the necessities of life with cookies. ”
“ You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. ”
“ If he weren’t up there now, I don’t think it would be snowing. ”
“ I don’t love you anymore. I just want you to go, okay? Just go. ”
“ Are you serious? I’m gonna lose you to that? He isn’t even human.. ”
“ Trust me, dearie, it’s gonna take a lot more than ale to wash that taste out. ”
“ We could have a life, us two. ”
“ Maybe not like I dreamed. Maybe not like you remember. But we could get by. ”
“ In these once familiar streets I feel… shadows… everywhere. ”
“ You have a room over the shop, don’t you? ”
“ Haven’t been there in years. People think it’s haunted. ”
“ You see, years ago, something happened up there. Something not very nice. ”
“ I tried to stop her, but she wouldn’t listen to me. ”
“ If I see your face again on this street, you’ll rue the day you were born. ”
“ You’ll kill me, boy? Well here I stand! ”
“ You’re barking mad! Killing a man what done ya no harm! ”
“ Don’t worry no one’ll recognize you. You’re safe now. ”
“ I’ve never had dreams. Only nightmares. ”
“ I won’t slay anything. I don’t slay, so put it out of your mind. ”
“ Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk? ”
“ Some says you survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. ”
“ There is a place, like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery and danger. ”
“ Why is it you’re always too small or too tall? ”
“ You used to be much more… muchier. You’ve lost your muchness. ”
“ It looks like you’ve run afoul of something with wicked claws… ”
“ What if it were agreed that “proper” meant wearing a codfish on your head? ”
“ Do you know what I’ve always dreaded? ”
“ I’d rather you didn’t. I’ll be fine as soon as I wake up. ”
“ If you’re hiding her, you will lose your heads. ”
“ I don’t care! He wouldn’t be there if it weren’t for me! ”
“ I’ve been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot. ”
“ So, I’ve come to you hoping you might understand what it’s like. ”
“ There are questions I have to answer, things I have to do. ”
“ You two remind me of some funny boys I met in a dream. ”
john mulaney: kid gorgeous → sentence starters
slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!
❝ Let’s change the subject! ❞
❝ This is a weird conversation and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.❞
❝ Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world. ❞
❝ Ah, none of us really know their fathers. ❞
❝ I was sitting over on the bench. ❞
❝ You saw what happened and did nothing! ❞
❝ Sometimes, he was gay. ❞
❝ When he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work. ❞
❝ I never talked to my dad about that but I figured I’d tell you. ❞
❝ Freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man. ❞
❝ I’ve been sober now two weeks. Well, weekdays, not weekends. ❞
❝ What was so funny? I wanna know. ❞
❝ None of that matters but it’s important to me that you know that. ❞
❝ Phonebooks don’t leave bruises. ❞
❝ Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money! ❞
❝ I thought I’d be dead in a trunk by now. ❞
❝ You spent it already?! ❞
❝ Where’s the money? ❞
❝ I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and adderall. ❞
❝ Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep? ❞
❝ That’s illegal! They tricked me! ❞
❝ I paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t!❞
❝ If it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep-shirt. ❞
❝ Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ❞
❝ Jokes don’t do well in court. ❞
❝ I’m in the phase right before Old. ❞
❝ I am damp all the time. ❞
❝ I am gross. ❞
❝ UGHHHHH – you know, life. ❞
❝ I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room. ❞
❝ I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. ❞
❝ Let’s just not see each other for eight months and it doesn’t matter at all. ❞
❝ I was raised to be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. ❞
❝ A lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world. ❞
❝ Not everyone thinks the same things are nice. ❞
❝ Famous people are weird as shit. ❞
❝ Your suspicions are correct. ❞
❝ I say ‘knock-knock’ out loud.❞
❝ The world is run by robots and we spend most of our time telling them we’re not a robot. ❞
❝ Think about that for two minutes and tell me that you don’t want to walk into the ocean.❞
❝ It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. ❞
❝ I try to stay optimistic even though things seem to be getting a little sticky. ❞
❝ I don’t remember that in Hamilton. ❞
❝ I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. ❞
❝ What do you think they’re celebrating? ❞
❝ I wasn’t raised catholic and I’m fucking glad I wasn’t because it’s a fucked up organization. ❞
❝ That should be the slogan of the catholic church: It’s an hour! ❞
❝ God can’t hear you. ❞
❝ First of all, get out of here with your facts. Just ‘cause you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting. ❞
❝ A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened. ❞
❝ These meaningless politeness rules! ❞
❝ I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. ❞
❝ My wife is a bitch and I like her so much. ❞
❝ I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change. ❞
❝ I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff. ❞
❝ Brush your teeth! Now boom, orange juice! That’s life. ❞
❝ College is a $120,000 hooker and you’re the idiot who fell in love with her.❞
❝ STREET SMARTS! ❞
❝ He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin. ❞