i love telling rick and morty fans that rick is trans, not because i actually think rick is trans, but because it annoys them SO MUCH and they always have the worst excuses why he’s not trans
“ummm he’s not trans cause we’ve seen his dick swinging around” oh so you think the ‘smartest man in the universe’ couldnt make a simple dick? a little dong? to swing around? doesnt rick say he’s the best at everything? and we know there’s penis surgeons in the show, so wouldnt rick want to be the best penis surgeon? rick surgically implanted amusement parks inside people’s bodies. rick gave himself a cyborg arm. you think he couldn’t give himself BOTTOM SURGERY? in fact, how do we know he doesn’t have a robo dick? or five dicks?
“his clones have dicks so he has xy chromosomes” so you think rick can’t change dna? you think he couldn’t change his chromosomes? something he does every season? you really think rick smartest man in the universe sanchez couldn’t change an xx to an xy or whatever other combo of dna he could have?
“we don’t see top surgery scars” you think this smartest man in the universe couldnt get rid of a little scar? you think a boob scar is where the line is drawn on his genius?
“well i just don’t think he’s trans” cool well there’s infinite universes where anything is possible so quite literally there already are trans ricks even if this rick isn’t trans. and even if rick looked into the camera and said “i’m cisgender” we couldn’t trust that because he’s lying in literally every episode
do you really think rick couldn’t do any of this stuff? what are you? a fake fan?
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