𝐗𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠

*𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨*

[hungrychef]

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[harm0nizer]

Alright so um important stuff, I’m no longer using this account. There’s no specific reason as to why or how but I’m just all together no longer using this account. The only reason I can see myself keeping this up is to simply archive a lot of my post but genuinely speaking I will never be on this account anymore other than that BUTTT I do have a new account

@novalins

So if you wish to still genuinely keep track of my stuff you can follow me there but if you decide you want to stop seeing me post you can just not follow! But going forth I will be active on that account! Thank you for all the awesome memories on this one and I hope I can make some more in the future.

[hungrychef]

" Please stop eating my troops. " he is shaking. I-Is he scared or something? He's holding his axe tightly and close to him too...

“Oh but!”

“I haven’t even gotten to do half of the recipes I wanted to do with them”

[cyrmira]

@hungrychef:

Mirusen didn't know why he wasn't born with the ability to cook, really it had probably stemmed from somewhere but he had no idea where or how. So be opted for things that were simple, soups sometimes but mostly just potatoes. They tasted good and you didn't need to do much too them, maybe bake them if you want but a simply boiled potatoe would be enough to keep him going at least for a little while. When he had first ran into the woman and her very overzealous attitude about food he couldn't help but stare in confusion. They introduced pleasantries and the like. The cryo user thought that would be the end of it but; he couldn't have been more wrong. Each day it was the same question and offer of teaching him how to cook and no matter how many times he declined she would somehow always come back. His resolve of saying no was breaking bit by bit every other day he could practically feel it shattering.

Even if he ran she somehow always caught him. How in the world was she so fast? He had no idea.

He groaned hearing her yet again beg for him to accept her offer, he could see people staring in confusion. So turning around to face her he shook his head with a sigh. It would be so much better to give in than to keep fighting it like he was. ❝I doubt it'll be fun but I suppose I'll take you up on your offer before I go deaf from you being so loud❞ the one eyed man said finally giving in after all this time.

[hungrychef]

Her eyes sparkled, success! She didn’t prepare for him to actually agree this time but she had finally wore him down! Agreeing to her demands of cooking lessons. Even if it had cost her some sanity, embarrassing herself in front of people.

“I promise I’m not usually this loud but! I’m happy you accepted!!” She quite literally squeed, bringing him into a tight hug before promptly letting go, “since you’re....definitely a unique person in the kitchen!” She says rather quickly, “we should start rather simple..with...some chicken and mushroom skewers.” She gives a hard pat on the back, “easy enough! The local restaurant owner was kind enough to let me borrow her kitchen in exchange I offer my service when she most needs it! So let’s not waste this grand opportunity.” She was quite literally a beam of sunshine, all smiles, and appetizing eyes as she began to fantasize about the variety of foods she could teach him to make..

“And then a chicken salad with a slime condensate sauce...” she began to drool before she snapped back to reality wiping her mouth of any slobber eyes wide, “no! No time to waste let’s go!” Grabbing his hand she dragged him off, determination set.

[hungrychef]

@crymira liked for a starter

Xiangling doesn’t like calling someone a bad chef, she held a belief that everyone could cook after all. She believed everyone held the skill in them to make amazing and delicious meals!

However, and she couldn’t believe she was about to say this, she had found a bad cook! It was a simple trip through Mondstat really, she hadn’t exactly meant to encounter the man, eating a potato?? At first she had laughed, a rather simple dish, maybe it’s like a simple Mondstat treat! How nice! However she had seen him once again..eating..potatoes. Maybe just a coincidence? Until she had saw him eating it again and again and again. It didn’t take very long to conclude that his menu may be limited. She couldn’t allow it! For someone taste to be so limited, restricted from the other wonderful flavors of the world! She knew she had to take charge! And with persistent eyes and a wide smile, she made a habit to follow the man, after giving her rather characteristic introduction, she would persist, day after day. To let her teach him some cooking lessons, or at least let her cook him a meal. However he was a stubborn stubborn man, resisting Xiangling’s temptations, even going as far to avoid her as soon as he caught sight of her causing her to groan and chase after him.

She could be just as stubborn though.

“Pleaseeeee!” She begged for the umpteenths, time this week hands locked together, “just let me show you ONE meal, you can’t keep having so much starch!” She followed after him, loudly complaining catching the eyes of many others. “It’ll be funnnn!”

[churlchief-archived-deactivated]

“ Maybe if I eat enough ice or get frozen, I can harness the cryo element and turn into a Frostarm Lawachurl…? “ he pondered, while currently stuck being a hilichurl popsicle.

[hungrychef]

“Oh what’s this, a treat for me?!?!? Why, thank you”

[windborne-traveler]

@hungrychef​ Continued from here This was a new one. Getting force fed by his friend Xiangling who is currently making as much sense as a pyro slime swimming for laps. Confusion only multiplied as he was tasting the Abyss Soup, flavor and texture being…unique. Xiangling was an expert at cooking dishes. She knows how to season and prepare, but this was…unique. That’s the only way he could describe it’s flavor.  As she pulled the bowl down from his mouth, he stared at her with wide eyes, then he slowly tilted his head down.  

He knows not of what was going on anymore. He should have asked what was going on before he agreed to the date, and he’s realizing that a little too late. But for now, that’s not the question on his mind. His question that now remains, is… “Xiangling…what exactly was in that dish?”

[hungrychef]

“Oh, well a good bit of stuff really.”

She declares, fingers pushing and kneading against his shoulders, eyes still focused on the now empty bowl.

“Fish guts, chili pepper, some berries, the souls of the abyss mages who fell by my hand, cabbage, slime residue, hilichurl blood, whatever the heck are in those ruin monsters, just some herbs, OH and maybe some carrots?”

She gives him a smile as if some of those ingredients weren’t irregular all creating a mixture that could probably kill a regular man and knock a strong man into coma for months.

[feiyun-commerce]

@hungrychef​ continued from here

“Ah, that is…” Why is it that all the company he kept had to be so… dazzlingly bright? He didn’t have it in him to disappoint such a hopeful friend, even if it was a matter of survival. It would be an injustice in its own right, and he simply could not allow that.

“Are you certain that the extracts are… safe to consume? Raw elemental energy could be dangerous for the body. Especially in such a pure state…” Unfortunate thoughts crowded his mind. Freezing from the inside or bursting into flame… He’d read that very same book cover to cover before lending it, but still wasn’t entirely sure this was even a safe venture. Silently, he offered up a prayer to whatever god might be listening. Though, with the present state of the harbor in mind, he wasn’t optimistic that anyone would even hear such a thing. What a tragic end…

“Very well… Perhaps just a small taste.” There was no avoiding it. This was where his flame finally burned out. How fleeting it was. His best chance would be with the Hydro extract. Maybe his patron Archon would take pity on him. In hindsight, he probably should have directed his prayers there. Well… There was nothing to be done about it now. Wait… Now there was an idea…

“Actually… I have a wonderful idea! I’ll look forward to the dish much more if I know I’m not wasting all your hard earned ingredients, so why don’t you give me the Hydro-aligned dish, while saving that of the Pyro element for yourself? As for the Cryo mage extract… We could save it for someone more attuned to that sort of thing? Someone who likes cold meals… That won’t be hard to find for you, surely? You must have patrons like that.” Perfect.

[hungrychef]

“Oh that’s exactly what I was thinking! I began to get the wonderful idea for it to be basically an element enhancement meal! Vision users all over Teyvat will be able to use it to increase their skills!”

While innocence at the first sight there was a dangerous gleam in her eyes , suggesting a vile and terrible situation to soon enough to arise.

“However, It wouldn’t make sense to do just the abyss mage, so I got some slime remains from a hydro slime! Some of this holy water I bought from this guy in springvale! And!” Suddenly she leans close, impeccably close as her lips brush against the tips of his ear as her tone lowers down to a whisper.

“Hilichurls.”

Wait, what?

“There was recently a request to take down some nearby camps and I thought, why not. I don’t think anyone has ever tapped into the potential of using hilichurls enough, I mean.”

“If we’re gonna exterminate them might as well make good use of them too!”

Ok this was dark, but somehow exceptionally innocent on Xiangling’s part somehow not aware of the sinister undertones of her phrasing. What WOULD even happen if someone were to eat hilichurl meat, a questionable source of protein and whatever else they have inside them.

[windborne-traveler]

@hungrychef​ continued here  This was a mistake.  He stared at the bowl that has captured the…charm of the Abyss itself, watching it bubble like some sort of cauldron that even the Mages themselves would be afraid to look at. Though, with her getting close and rubbing his nose on his, he felt himself go completely flushed. Not just for the sudden contact, but for what came out of her mouth afterward. “A kiss? Wh– Wait, Xiangling.”  He reaches out and very gently puts his hands on her shoulders. He pushes her a little away, but keeps his hold. He looks at her with confused Amber eyes. 

“What…has gotten into you? What is this about? This seems very…sudden, and strong.” He keeps his eyes on her, not wanting to look back down at the bowl still on the table.

[hungrychef]

She blushes, looking down her face a terrible terrible red. “Uh- I, Uh...” what was she doing? This wasn’t like her, offering a kiss. How was she supposed to answer, would he be mad that he mainly just wanted him to try her food. Though...kissing wouldn’t be so bad..would his lips be soft and warm like she thought it- NO NO NO!

“NO!” She spouts jumping up, “I-I mean. OH your food! Eat your food wouldn’t want it going cold.” Suddenly she grabbed the bowl and quite literally began to force feed him the food, hoping the avoid the subject. Once the bowl was relatively empty she removed it from his lips giving him a nervous smile.

“Well?”

[hungrychef]

@windborne-traveler continued

“Perfect!”

Her smile was ever so bright in shining, filled with joy at his acception of his proposal. “Oh hey look I already prepared something!” Suddenly she slammed a large bowl on the wooden table, the bowl had intricate designs on the outside of reds and oranges, it was a truly beautiful bowl.

However it was hard to focus on that with the things on the inside of the bowl stole the show, filled to the brim a dark yet almost glowing purple sludge bubbling strangely. It was almost as if..it was talking whispering obscene things such as death. If one were to eat it there are no words to truly describe its taste except for it taste of..the impurities of the world, darkness, despair, and everything hopeless.

She looked at him leaning her nose slightly brushing against his sending a tingle down to her tummy.

“If you eat it all and tell me exactly the taste..I’ll..k-kiss you?”

Despite following the perfumes lady instructions well so far the idea of kissing Aether made her mind implode on itself.

[hungrychef]

@churlchief

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[hungrychef]

@windborne-traveler

“Go on a date with me.”

Ok that was a bit out of the blue, her eyes determined she grabbed his hands, face daringly close.

“I won’t disappoint, we can go for a walk, hang out and I can cook a nice meal for you!”

Ohh there it goes. Xiangling was nothing short of a great cook, every meal full of life and flavor. However no one can ever succeed unless they fail first, and Xiangling was no exception, indefinitely. Her first attempts at new meals and new ingredients always ended up as a grosss sludge or something that could quite literally kill a man, and she had exhausted all her other options beside Aether, and the nice woman who worked at the perfume said that if you wanted someone to do something for you all it took was a little ‘womanly charm’ whatever that meant.

“So?”

[hungrychef]

Continued

@feiyun-commerce

Her eyes shone with an immaculate amount of adoration, hope ever so bright. Only the WORST and most DASTARDLY person would reject this girls possible chance of culinary advancement resulting in her disappointment and sad glance, truly only a monster.

“It’ll be fun!” She clarifies holding up the bottles of abyss mage juices, in sleek diamond shaped glass bottles a slight glow and glimmer to it as each varying color represent the element of each said abyss mage. “I won’t disappoint.” Her tone is swearing and desperate, almost as if he truly WASNT the first person she asked to do this for her, given if the traveler were here she’d have no issue, their ability to swallow any dish down no matter how bizarre, like they were two chefs in the pod. But this wasn’t about the traveler, this was about Xingqui, and was she guilting tripping a bit with the puppy eyes...yeah maybe a bit but what could she say! She rarely got to cook for him outside of what her papa served on the menu.

“Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

[hungrychef]

The hilichurls population needs decreasing and well......

ˣⁱᵃⁿᵍˡⁱⁿᵍ’ˢ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵘⁿᶜʰⁱᵉˢ

[hungrychef]

@feiyun-commerce

❝Xingqui! Xingqui! ❞

Smoldering eyes and a wide grind met the collected golden eyes, so much energy in the young girl that she didn’t know what to do with it, all contained within the bubbly girl as she rocked back and forth body ready to burst. She clenched the rather plain looking book tightly to her chest head tilted down in amusement.

“Thank you so much for letting me borrow your book! It was very insightful! I feel like I’m an even better chef than before!” Of course said book when revealed the cover title.

‘A complex study of the inner workings of an Abyss mage.’

Of course to anyone else besides her, this book would appear completely irrelevant to a chef, however this was Xiangling a girl who exceeded the boundaries using exotic ingredients and always trying something new, so the thought of even eating something akin to an abyss mage didn’t seem impossible coming from Xianglings mouth.

“Originally I was confused. After all once you kill an abyss mage all that’s left of them is this branch, and while it DOES make a good garnish there isn’t much to do with it except for making fires or using it to smoke the meat.” She then gestured to the book wildly, “however this book helped me find a way to extract the energy from the abyss mage processing it into some kind of juice, which I know will prove to be multipurpose!”

Suddenly a mischievous look appears in her eyes hand reaching out to grasp his shoulder. “Would you like to be the first to try it.

[hungrychef]

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@tossamora

If...If Rex Lapis can lay eggs.....so that’s like...the equivalent of a chicken...which means he can possibly lay duds...like a chicken..

C-can I eat it?

((Xiangling did the math, Rex lapis + eggs = chicken. Which means, REX LAPIS IS A CHICKEN.))

Also Xiangling may try to V O R E god