“A SNAKE WAS HIT BY A CAR. A WOMAN PICKS HIM UP, FEEDS HIM, AND GETS HIM TO A FULL STATE OF HEALTH. BUT THEN HE BITES HER, INJECTING HER WITH HIS DEADLY POISON. ON HER DEATH BED, SHE ASKED “AFTER ALL I DID WHY ME?” THE SNAKE RESPONDS “YOU KNEW I WAS A SNAKE WHEN YOU PICKED ME UP.””
(via hungryracoon)
















