Shit I Find Funny

I'm a saucy boozehound and my ambition in life is to be entertained and well fed.

[g0th-bby-deactivated20151025]

Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.

[yahooentertainment]

lmao😂/smh🙄

[freedomjusticewarrior]

Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”

“Are the other skittles human lives?”

“What?”

“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”

“Well sure. But the point-”

“I would eat the skittles.”

“Ok-well the point is-”

“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.

Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…

… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

[dankmememessiahh]

[melonmemes]

“Stop being so dramatic!” 🙄

[idont-conform-blog]

[melonmemes]

[sailorjah]

McDonalds Tells Workers How to Budget on Their Meager Earnings

The budget suggestions by the mega-corporation have little bearing in reality. Two mega corporations--McDonalds and Visa--have partnered up to tell workers at the fast-food restaurant how to successfully budget on the meager wages they are paid. The suggestions, though, have little bearing in reality, as Think Progress’ Annie-Rose Strasser notes.“You can have almost anything you want as long as you plan ahead and save for it,” McDonalds soothingly assures their employees.

So according to McDonald’s and Visa we supposed to work two minimum wage jobs to live. The funny thing is many of us work two or more jobs and still can’t make ends meet.

This is budget is just not realistic.

I have no savings. My rent is $968 a month. My car payment is $355 a month. My car insurance is $180 a month. My gas is $25 a month. My phone is $80 a month. My electric is $50-$100 a month. My internet is $70 a month. Plus I have debt, emergencies, and I also like to eat sometimes because I’m a human being but McDonald’s and Visa didn’t think of that!

It’s actually really classist and sick that people look away while poor and low income people suffer. I’m not ashamed to be poor. It’s not my fault, it’s the fault of a system meant to oppress and keep people down. It says something about you as a person if you ignore a poor person’s cry for help.

This is why there are so many homeless people in America. And these billion dollar corporate companies are trying to justify them not wanting to pay people what they deserve to be safe and happy. Bullshit. Minimum wage should be $20 an hour all across America!

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

$0 for heating huh

[iammyfather]

Even Florida can get cold, I guess you are supposed to stock up on old style incandescent light bulbs.

[alexbelvocal]

Not only do they assume that’s you’ll get another job but where exactly are y'all paying $600 for mortgage and rent bc I need to fucking move

[snommelp]

Gotta love the “other” slot, which (given there’s no place for it) is where you’d put together things like your credit card debt and student loan debt. But since it’s “other” people can judge you for it being so big and tell you that you don’t actually need more money, you just need to stop spending your money on the frivolous “other” category.

[abandonthefort]

also not included and go into other: FOOD, gas and maintenance for this car that you have, any sort of medical expenses whatsoever

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

So. Fucking. Paternalistic. Unrealistic. And. Self. Serving.

[chinoking]

[supermansbuttocks]

I LOVE BOOZE

BOOZE LOVES ME

HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE

I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR

ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

i love dominant men but at the same time if a man tells me what to do i’ll bodyslam him

[find-yourfire-deactivated202112]

If you can’t picture yourself with them slow dancing in the kitchen at midnight eating ice cream or dancing in the kitchen with the windows open, big t-shirts on, and singing into a spatula while making pancakes on a Sunday morning then they’re not worth it. It’s all about who you see dancing in the kitchen.

(via find-yourfire)

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[fauxfable]

so my dad went boating and he sent me this video…😂

[teainawineglass]

OHHHHHMYGOD GIVE THIS MORE NOTES

[belovedsheith]

it’s 4 seconds just uNMUTE IT AND LISTEN

[hunkoberningluv]

me: thinks about u

my heart: :o 💖✨💫💕💘⭐️💝🌟💚🌟💛✨💫💕💕💫💘⭐️🌟💗💝💓💛💕💖

[leahclio-deactivated20131231]

Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.

(via itcuddles)

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[dreamsmlm]

waiting for the day i can use this pic

[lagonegirl]

white people using their privilege to educate, a concept!